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Cheers Bob now i can be stressed right up to new year

All done

I’m up the leg shop getting a new foot It feels weird having to wear a mask again

New shoes all around, and a spare. The van now has tires that can drive on the highways in the winter. You can be ticketed and have to pay if you drive with the wrong tires in Canada. Plus we got our spare carrier installed and a spare purchased. Feel much better with that. Then the 4Runner got some new All Terrain tires, some lovely Nokians. I haven’t gone far on them, but damn they are nice tires so far.

Rode about 900/1000 km today, with a long stop in the middle for crossing between continents! The Moroccan part was done in a rain storm on small country roads with no navigation aids. Am now drinking wine!

You want someone from here to ring her and tell her to seek an expert? I’ll do it, apparently I sound like Borat to some brits.

Made it home instead of stopping overnight somewhere. It rained most of the day. Pretty hard day, too. Bike is less dirty than yesterday, and yesterday less dirty than the day before, seems like it’s cleaning itself!

thats what i thought it meant.. like calling someone one from Scotland a twat... i mean a Scot

The rest of us appreciate it.

This is a nightmare for me! Plus I've got so much work to clear on a tight timescale because of Xmas I've got no idea when I'll be coming up for air! And on top of that tomorrow we've got to go to Albox to do the Xmas food shopping!

Its now over 14 days since i went through the speed trap near Aberwristwatch way and no ticket, but there's been a postal strike so i don't think i'm in the clear yet

Well I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge conundrum tomorrow evening. England are playing France in a world cup quarter final, it starts at 7.00pm. Also starting at 7.00pm my son is singing in a concert with the Gurt Lush choir

Working. as usual. Yellow warning for ice for all three days so I think the bike will not be commuting this week. Gutted really thats the fun part of my commute ruled out. Heres hoping for not to many miles driving at work this weekend. Slippery stuff not fun even in the works 4x4 Octavia Scout.

The Burner is on today.......it's cold and pissing down!

Talking of boney head things

It’s on sub-titles just for you Clive

Result!! They’ve put me in the childrens room so I can play with all the toys

Waiting for the plumber to arrive..when today?..who knows One of the coldest nights last night and we cannot put the heating on. A short vid of my wife

Chilli Nuts

So is it ok to call someone from Pakistan a Paki ?

Meanwhile in Scotland.

You would die of stress if you were Portuguese and had to wait anything from 1 week to 5 months I get the sweats when there’s a registered letter from some form of official thing, usually it ends up being property tax or IRC or something like that but I always think “fuck, there goes my driver’s license”

If the occasion pops up... Don't worry I'm a 100% fuckennal at any moment notice.. No pills required..

Prawn and pork wonton soup. Used rice wrappers but they were still excellent, slightly too good cos ate six of them before the soup was ready Fortunately there was enough to make 34! So.. wont-one anyone?

No offence BadBoyBucky but I can't be arsed. Soz.

Absolutely pissing down when we went to feed the horses.....full wellies job over there cos it's like a swamp.

@Saul i had a thought how to test the effectiveness of you handlebar muffs, take one off and do your commute and see the difference between each hand.

Not according to southpark which i believe is true to life

I've got a good lump of the weekend to myself as Mandi's off to London meeting daughter to see the Abba show. Sat afternoon I'll may be reassembling the capri gearbox and then there will prob be some drinking and music giving me Sunday morning to recover and collect Mandi from Norwich train station. Did I mention daughter had her driving test Thursday, failed for driving to slow and 1 minor. Needless to say she's gutted and we've now got a car sitting on the boys drive till she gets sorted. Boy said, "she can't be from our family for driving to slow". Her instructor said it's a very common fail.

Is he ginger by any chance?

A Russian, an American, and a British admiral were having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They were talking about the bravery of their sailors. The Russian said, “I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.” He calls a sailor over and says, “Jump off the ship. Swim under it and climb back up.” The sailor promptly salutes and jumps off the flight deck, swims under the ship, climbs up the davits and stands in front of the admiral and salutes. The Russian says, “That, gentlemen, is courage." The American says, “That's nothing.” He calls over a PO and says, “I want you to jump off the bows. Swim under the ship to the stern and then return." The PO salutes, jumps off the bow, swims to the stern, and climbs back up to stand in front of the admiral and salutes. The American says, “That, gentlemen, is courage." The British admiral says, “That's nothing. Sailor, come here." The matelot comes to attention and salutes. The admiral says, “I want you to climb the highest mast on the carrier, jump off, swim under the boat from bow to stern and then from beam to beam then climb up the mast and do it again." The matelot looks at the admiral and says, “You can fuck right off, sir!” The admiral turns to the other two and says, “And that, gentlemen, is courage."

Lol, @Catteeclan beat me to it

Apparently legs get covid really easily

Did you wee a little

I do walking through the hospital...but once in with the audiologists we take them off....she understands the how to communicate.....unlike the receptionist who wears a mask and mumbles......thought she would realise in which department she works.

Just seems to happen when you are about?

What you need is a nice heated seat

What did your bike ever did to you to deserve being parked outside when you have a nice covered place for it?

Betas might seem budget because they’re cheaper than Huskys and KTMs and TMs and Hondas but they sell like hotcakes here and have been used to win several national championships all around Europe, using basically stock bikes with some prep. They’re serious bikes!

I absolutely would!

Pampered you are.....our audiology depart has 2 huge TV,s that are wall mounted......never seen them on in the last 2 years

Had I of known how useful our fireplace would be with the number of times the heatings packed up I would have asked to have a fire place out in every room We have also have so many power cuts here I started looking at generators

Us.