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I'm all original.... And I would never copy anyone...my level of twatness are all natural..

Predict Buckster coming up on marcel from the rear

You're a twat that happened to post something that wasn't mindless shit.

FUMING!!! Just been asked by a group of kids outside Tesco if I would get them 20 Richmonds. Stupidly I did and got them a packet, handed them over, you should have seen the abuse I got off them after it!! Cheeky little fuckers Told them next time you can get your own sausages!!!!!

Me and the not so kids anymore

i've never been to a place that is more corrupt than here when it comes to polls ....

I got no votes and a mod won

Shut up and eat your pies

Happy Christmas Eve ️ I left the decorating to the boys, two days ago the youngest managed to put the tree up, looking at the state of them this morning I reckon this could be our full Christmas set up this year

Well thank you.. Thank you for you're votes of confidence.. I promise 2023 will be a good year for laughs and twatness behaviour... I haven't been able to post has I usually like.. Just being busy with life and winter... So for all you wannabe twats with ching chong bikes you'll have a full year to try to dethrone my title ok king twat...

And it's a wipeout......after 15 years in oblivion due to the strawberry ice cream situation, @Marcel returns to reclaim TOTY! A Legendary Twat I'm sure you'll agree! And after two years @Buckster has finally been deposed! What a fucking loser! Can we have a speech from the winner?

give it 20 years he will look like Harry Hill as well

Just the two of us this evening and tomorrow, so it's going to be chill out time. Then on boxing day we've got to leave home at about 4am to drive to Toulouse to fly to Stansted, where hopefully my boys are picking us up and then heading down to my mum's place in Dartford to see my family. Then we should be heading back up to Cambridgeshire with my boys on Tuesday and hopefully meeting up with Mandy's kids for a meal Tuesday evening. Then Wednesday heading into Cambridge and meeting up with Mandy's brother. Then Wednesday evening we head back down to Stansted and stay at the Premier Inn, as we've got an 8:15am flight back on Thursday morning. So, there's very little chance of it all going completely tits up! New Year will probably be spent recovering!

@Clive had one of them yesterday.. first one since Sunday .

a merry christmas to all on the forum and dont eat too many pies

And you should win it because you think you have a following and some form of credibility

Working overnight all weekend, first shift last night. Not moaning my kids are big and I want the triple time. Boxing day will be my day down the pub singing carols.

Thank you Peter, I shall arrange your special ‘friends’ to be at my party next week just for you

Neither of you Losers even got a vote!

Fire will do that job for you Clive LOL don't forget to remove the transit bolts from the drum and if you can get the old machine to a scrap yard they will give you money for it i got just under a tenner for our old one

Maybe your son in law could do it Clive?

you'll never get out of Dartford alive

No it's OK.... @Pedro's not a Mod!

So you have two daughters.

Wife is cooking the turkey and preparing other stuff......and I've been told to clean the house!

Feeling marginally better today.....after a very disturbed night. It seems I have passed the lurgy onto my daughter. I told her to keep away......kids!...they never listen.

It's Xmas Eve! Nothing will beat Xmas Eve 1972 when me and my mate had two slags in the back of an Anglia van......and then I put the fucking thing on it's roof on Fairwood Common!

If you hadn't noticed LOL Last day of work for me today until the 9th. l will most probably be spending the next two weeks hanging around this shit hole taking trolling Pete to a whole new level. Tonight we are out on the piss with the kids, for Christmas eve the wife is dragging me out for a meal with some of the family which i'm not liking, then Christmas day and boxing day will be spent doing nothing but eating and drinking might be a visit to the loo in there somewhere as well So what are all your plans Pete you need not reply we all know what your doing LOL

This morning the weather didn't look to bad compared with the doom and gloom forecasted last night so I decided that ride was on the cards. Didn't get away until 10.45 but skirted around the edge of Bath and down through Dilton Marsh to get to Westbury. From there I travelled along to Edington where turned up here to get onto the Plain ............. As soon as I got to the top there was a sign of things to come I carried on over to Lavington and then took a byway that is normally closed to the public but today was ok as the Army are now on holiday (shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell Putin ). After a while I came to one of the observation towers in the bombardment area ................ and then headed north across more of the bombardment area, the weather was still holding up at this point .......... Got to love a 'Tank Crossing ' sign

Snap , just negotiated the sale of a Pantah starter motor

I fell your pain , I am a cleaner and a gofer today

Swansea girls eh, did you lure them in the van with the promise of a free bag of chips. I can see it now it was you that was lured in LOL

Cracking photo Fred Your son is like a throwback to the 1970's

Marcel deserves the title for his complete lack of originality by copying me in order to get some form of credibility.

Next I headed towards a track I had seen on the map , when I arrived there was a gate but it was easy enough to ride around. I climbed up the hill and it started to get a bit slippery on the wet exposed chalk, then through another gate and across a field I came to another gate and on inspection there was no way I was getting around this as it had a chain around it and they had welded the chain together . To make matters worse it was now chucking down with rain , I had no option but to backtrack down the hill and find another way up onto the Plain I found another track a couple of miles down the road and set off up the hill, it was really slippery and not helped by the fact that the rain was coming at straight at me. After a while I saw a barn on the side of the track and turned up there to take shelter But as I walked down to the entrance I did a quick turnaround, the inside was about 6 inches deep in cow piss ............ But about a mile up the track I came to a empty hay barn and rode straight in . There is a god after all , thank you @Buckster ................... So while I waited for the rain storm to pass I got my sandwiches and coffee out and sat on some hay bales to have lunch ............. I decided to cut short my intended route now as I was already soaked and you see bad weather all around so I just decided to try and dodge the showers. I rode down towards Westdown camp on the tank tracks , some of the surfaces were good for 50 mph and some was as slippery as an Otters pocket ............ Now I decided to head towards home as there seemed to be a break in the showers, Oooooooh pretty There was only one more dodgy part as I came to this .................... There was no telling how deep that was so I skirted around the edge and took another route ......... I got home about 16.30 and hung up all the wet gear in the garage, it can stay there until Xmas is over ..................

Everyone finished work and went the the pub at lunchtime. I'm done making Christmas cooking hard for myself by adding in an almighty hangover so I'm having a lovely time supposedly doing some of the enormous list of jobs but instead I've been peacefully drinking tea and watching tv, its been my favourite Christmas so far Oh and might not have mentioned to some rels we're not in Spain for Christmas this year after all so no twat relatives on Christmas Day. I consider this one of my greatest victories.

Yes.....he's fine!