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I'm picking them up in an hour......and that includes Fatty. So having a great day could be setting the bar a bit high Clive!

Well I picked them up at 12.30......Fatty had a face like thunder and didn't speak. Gave the boys their presents,......we gave them 5 each and one shared, the Slavic side gave them 1 each and I shared! Welsh 1 Slavs 0. The wife finished preparing food, and then it was served up to them. They ate their food......she didn't offer to help the wife prepare it, or offer to help clean up after. Not a word. Just scowled in between looking at her phone. I cleared the table of dishes and when I went back in the room my boy announced they had to leave cos the kids were playing up. They weren't! And they actually didn't want to leave, so when they were told they were going they really did kick it off. So they left at 2.30 and the wife hardly had a chance to spend any time with the boys! Basically turned up, ate their food, and fucked off! Wife ain't happy about it. Their early departure did give me a window of opportunity to get out though......so I can actually say that I rode on Xmas Day! And when I got back I got a text message from my boy......apparently Fatty's feeling really ill now so we've got to go to the Chemists to get her some medicine! So it finished up Welsh 2 Slavs 0. Total Wipeout!

This is the style

Fucking fat guy missed our bungalow......

Merry Christmas every one …. Enjoy your prezzies

Congratulations @Marcel. A badge of honour that you can proudly display to the losers here!

It would be fitting to wish everyone a happy Christmas but it would be an insincere platitude so you can all fuck right off.

Hang on now there's two sides to every story we've only heard Pete's side maybe he touched her up when they first met or something like that

In order of appearance so far today …….

Pedro should have won this for having gay sex in a Muslim country in exchange for spice mix.

Best wishes to all, stay safe.

Is there a Welsh version of a Glasgow kiss?

No he wouldn't! We couldn't have a stroppy drunk as MOTY!

If she steps out of line just let your wife chin her, but in a nice chrismassy way

Despite still feelings a bit shite I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.....have a great day with your friends and family...

Congratulations you turkey necked homo.

Well Odie is pretty joyful with his new Hare.

oh so he is a come over as the manx would say

You and me both mate, there's just no need for being so ungrateful for everything that Pete and Mrs pete has done for them

i would have had the miserable bitch through the front door so fast her feet wouldn't have touched

Did the wife take the electric whisk to your face again?

I was just going to ask how it's going but I won't bother now

For the sake of fuck!!!!........the washer drain pipe ain't fucking long enough. A visit to Screwfix next week.

I had an amazingly great red wine yesterday! Proper great stuff grown 2km away from this location: I took no pictures though.

Congrats Bob, although, winning MOTY on here is probably not something you'll be wanting to put on your CV!

When did she die?

Gave up......it's nearly a total strip down to get to the pump where the pipe is fixed....Screwfix visit back on...

There is no justice, never mind, you will be able to sit down pain free again at some point in the next month or so.

To be honest, if that didn’t make it I probably never will be MOTY.

can you post a pic of her eating ....

Ak any girl from Dowlais Top and she'll show you

she's changed the law already...

I love that, happened to me yesterday a few minutes after looking at this post

I’m happy to have nominated you!

So here it is........

Congrats Mr B Well deserved

You too zzzak. Get the barbie going and throw on some shrimps

A very worthy winner

Neither of you Losers even got a vote!

i've never been to a place that is more corrupt than here when it comes to polls ....

are you saying that they are both full of s**t Pedro

I got no votes and a mod won

And it's a wipeout......after 15 years in oblivion due to the strawberry ice cream situation, @Marcel returns to reclaim TOTY! A Legendary Twat I'm sure you'll agree! And after two years @Buckster has finally been deposed! What a fucking loser! Can we have a speech from the winner?

Swansea girls eh, did you lure them in the van with the promise of a free bag of chips. I can see it now it was you that was lured in LOL