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Blimey that took me by surprise. I read it thinking you were commenting on Pete not missing home and thought Jesus calling Pete’s wife a narcissistic cunt is a bit much when you don’t even know her Doh. Must be the mask reducing O2 levels in my brain.

Quite possibly they have had all sorts of masted things there over the years. My claim to fame was 30 plus years ago I was walking my dogs (two mental Jack Russells) along the cliff path down to Little Combe Beach, as I got on the beach there was a whole film crewe actors and all shooting a scene facing out to the bay with a twin masted sloop sailing by in the background. at this point my Terriorists decided to attack the sound man and his boom. Of course they had to abandon the shot and I heard one of the crewe on the radio to send the sloop around again. Not as easy as it sounds with a sailing vessel. They were not happy with me at all, but I was younger, hungover and not feeling that friendly so told them to fook off and walked on. Twas embarrassing though.

But you left me here

I also came across this nativity scene up in Aledo…………it’s minus the baby Jesus and two chickens now. Should get a few quid for those.

Got the day off and have successfully spent too much money on fabric for an upholstery course I start next week and bought a number plate with the last three letters 'BSA' for a bike I don't yet own and may get shot of if I don't like it. A fool and his money oh yeah.

Here’s one from today, at the top of the Sierra Espuna………..surprisingly chilly.

Weather's pretty bleak here, but even if it wasn't I still feel like shit, so there's no way I'd be out on the bike. And oddly, I don't have any work on either........so nothing to keep me active. What about you lot?

Off down the village square for a soirée in a bit. I've got to run Mandy to Montpellier airport tomorrow lunchtime, so I guess we'll have to take it a bit easy this evening! Famous last words!

good point

Another bike ride today, but this time on my non-ebike. Some of the regular slower riders in the group today, keeping the average speed down!

FFS. Of course they do. If you were having surgery would you like your surgeon to be unmasked or masked? How do you think infection is spread? Or perhaps thinking might be a bit of a stretch for such a daft statement. For the terminally media influenced - A virus has to catch a lift from one infected person to get to another. This is usually something that contains moisture as the wall of a virus is fragile and breaks down easily. This is in part why infections go up in the winter because they don't desiccate and expire so easily. The moisture used with colds/flu etc in humans is usually respiratory and usually a cough or sneeze. With a more resilient virus' like coronavirus it can in part survive on the tiny droplets exhaled in a normal breath, that is where we start to get into the territory of whats considered 'airborne' The virus has to successfully land on a site to get into the host (the person), this is hard for virus' to do as the mucous we are coated with is very good at simply washing everything down into the acid bowl that is your stomach. It's why your nose has hairs and snot up it. That is also why virus' have spikes on them. So imagine an army where your chances of successfully hitting the bullseye with only a couple of weakly recruits are low, your chances of hitting that bullseye is significantly increased with multiple quality commandos. When you wear a mask you automatically block all the large droplets (the commandos) from coughs and sneezes leaving the smaller droplets (the weakly recruits) with less chance of surviving let alone hitting their target. I don't have my crayons with me but hopefully you can follow that.

Could be. Any RDs we had back in the day were never off the throttle stop. This has been stood up for a long time so hopefully after all the pissing about yesterday we'll have an easy fix.

Get an Asgard, fantastic shed.

Proof that Gingers really are Twats

well that would nearly double it's horsepower...

They're going to top him, an SAS guy dressed as a Taliban will do the deed.

One of those words that has kinda crossed over the border, Pete! Soirée =evening in French or piss-up in English! In this instance both are true!

I'm sure you throw these words in just to troll me Bob!

We've got blossom starting to come out on our apricot tree..........at the beginning of January! Some ski resorts have had to close because they've not had any/enough snow! It's all a bit fucked up really!

But in our case the circumstances were a bit different......because we left where we were born and grew up 30 years ago. Then we spent 13 years living in different places in Britain prior to coming here. So the ties had been cut a long time before we eventually moved to Spain.

Can't believe you went out in it, apart from a brief break its been sheeting down all day!

I've not heard Moon say he didn't miss home to start with. It's quite unusual to not to miss family, friends, certain foods. Not that I'm saying you're a psycho though...

Not in @MooN's case either!

For most people (not Pete) when you leave the country you grew up in you miss it. Miss friends, family, food, familiarity. It's not possible to replace a lifetimes worth of memories with new ones in an instant. Then over a period of time you build a new life and your memories, friends and family are in the place you moved to. Going back 'home' is no longer home.

Fairly near but I didn’t get too close in case they pulled me in.

That's where @Six30 lands flat on his face

Simple wanker

Think he's pretty effectively stuck the knife in, severed his family ties and stands little chance of ever being reconciled after the damage inflicted so yer he's going to need therapy. They should have let them go when they wanted out but they wouldn't because stats wise he was the most popular Royal. Would you want your kids brought up in that fucked up way or would you move away from a dysfunctional family set up? Strikes me they need to cash in while they can and keep their profile high or they'll lose their income stream.

It's been blowing a gale all night and pissing down, still hasn't stopped so I don't see much action likely here today .

Orange warning for rain and coastal event until early afternoon today. I don’t know what that event is but I’m not going as it’s raining too much.

I have a the weekend off for once, just gonna chill out and watch some rugby. I was going to walk the dog today but got to take the Mrs for an X-Ray this morning and it is going to piss down this afternoon so that may be on hold. See how tomorrow goes. I want to go to Plymouth to have a look around a Triumph dealer recommended by my Uncle, who is the same age as me and has a Triumph. Not going to buy anything just want a good look around, but may not go if it is wet, Plymouth is a ball ache at the best of times let alone when it is pissing down. Bike needs a good clean so may do that between the showers.

He's being led by that so called actress that he is married to. He and she are a pair of idiots.

Nope - I mean you can, but if a cop finds you, you're in serious trouble. Dunno how he'd find me out here in the middle of nowhere though.

What about Jacob Zuma I guess he could be the lecturer

Careful what you ask for Christmas 11 years ago I am the Behold guy

I think he's being lead along and will regret much of this. I'd bet his Mum's spinning in her grave too.

A couple of years ago I tried to ride into WSM via my preferred back route , Hewish - Wick St Lawrence - Kewstoke . Fuckmine , it's like feckin Yate around there now, I couldn't find any trace of the old roads I use to ride as they were all housing estates

Might as well post the whole concert.

He needs therapy, not surprising really given his upbringing and tragic family events. And he’s a ginger cunt so he definitely needs help.