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Some dick at work scuffed my boys ped with some sort of trolley so I got the marks off with some polish for him today Here’s the shocker he actually thanked me. . Perhaps at 19 he is finally turning into a human being that can communicate.

Sychryd

Cwm du Glen

Out and about with the Dear Boy. Bit stormy and wet. Only did 5k but it was good to be out there.

But done in a similar way and personally i think terry's photos are much better than horse shit you cheeky twat

Just occurred to me. Cadburys Cream Eggs. It’s no wonder I am a fat fecker

I lost the plot according to my Mrs. What is wrong with washing your bike in the rain? Gotta get the salt off.

it was much better if you grabbed a handful and scarpered out the back door (so I've been told )

I'm back......take painkillers and rest.

Good man. Maybe you can explain to these twats that it's not bacon but cured ham.

When Terry puts up a good photo it's stunning but when i do it it's photoshop your nothing but a

Where’s @Grasshopper, I hope she’s not stuck in a snow drift

Pissed off now, no Fry’s chocolate cream at the garage, had to get a twix

I used to work for an insulation company which took us to all sorts of places. One being Roundtree mackintosh in Norwich. Got bored to tears with chocolate but not Caramac. It would be going past cooling on the conveyor belt and we were allowed to take what you wanted providing it wasn't already wrapped. I had some recently and found it too sweet for me now, don't know if it's me or it's just sweeter now. Forgot about liquorice

My class 1 training has resumed today so let's hope this time I complete it and don't fall ill again and that I pass on Thursday morning

That post has cheered you up I bet @XTreme you crippled Twat

This is what the original patent application looked like. Here. So as of 2017 there was still no mentioning of COVID. In September 2020 an addendum was added to the patent application to include Covid 19. Here. That was 18 months after the pandemic had been declared. The article linked in the OP even has this 2020 date on it but insists that it was 2015, but let’s face it, facts are irrelevant to the tin foil hat brigade. How stupid do you have to be to believe this shit? See here.

Mate you are falling to pieces, hope you are on the mend soon. I usually find just when I feel roughest I get a bout of gout to finish things off nicely. Sorry for being Jobes comforter.

He's an expert when it comes to Polish or is that the Polish fuck me the pain is his neck is also his therapy

You are right just did a test and a coffee pod is the same size as a Wagon Wheel now Even fecking smaller when you have to save a bit for the dog.

Two fingers are more filling so I understand.

Cause he is 19 year old fwit. Just had to go an rescue him. Locked his keys under the seat. . Some of it was scratches through the paint so needs touching it. Have to wait until it is dry for that. Greaves my heart to vinegar as the thing is only 6 months old. But I won’t get on that track as I will get wound up. He is a good lad that means well, there I feel better already.

Wagon Wheels are more like casters now!

Still too technical for you Pete.

Milky Way.....I always buy a load when I go to Albox. But like all these things, it's about half the size it used to be!

Yebbut you need to ask him if he pissed his pants at the same time ...............

And you say you're not a doddering old cunt......you coughed and twisted your side.... What am I getting left in you're will pete?

Fingers crossed Rich!

The red ones in Quality Street, followed by the green triangles. Milky Bars

Seen one church you seen em all

Every time I go off for an extended trip on my bike someone secretes a packet of Love Hearts in my luggage

Are we having fun yet?

Flying saucers. Forgot about them. Used to love them. Parma violets I never bought but always had at Christmas because they were the sweets left over in the variety box that no-one else wanted so I have soft spot for those chalky perfumed lilac discs. I’m with Saul on the caramac, it’s one of the few I still buy along with bournville chocolate. Always think yuk this is too sweet but then buy it again anyway Used to love space dust and those little cardboard dice filled with powder. From the icecream van I liked those plastic cones that looked like upside down Darleks with the ball of chewing gum in the bottom. I think they were called screwballs? Woolworths was the best place for pick and mix.

I’ve never lost the taste for liquorice. Panda is my go to brand these days.

It's dim and distant memory but I think there is a line in the Kinks song 'Butterfly Collector' that fits that thought. Something along the lines of 'Come with me and I will give you some Spangles!' I am off to Spotify to see if my memory still works.

Black jacks Flying saucers White mice Spanish gold Anglo bubble gum Bazuka bubble gum with the little comic strip in. I'll think of more later.

lol explaining gammon to gammons

It's almost surreal to see such clean and shiny bikes on a dusty environment like that. The care it must take to wheel them around and to prevent just normal dust to get them dirty must be insane.

ps I don't mean anything that entices the OP into your vestry.

Wow you don’t see that sort of thing written down much nowadays. You do know that you can get attention in positive ways as well.

Here you go @zzzak, post this to your crackpot sites, it has all the fact checking accuracy and general veracity required to be “true” as far as you and your fruitcake buddies are concerned. Illuminati planned COVID nearly 100 years ago. In 1928 Alexander Fleming “accidentally” (yeah sure) discovered penicillin. Source. Penicillin and it’s derivative can be used to treat Covid. Alexander Fleming was a known member of the Illuminati who want to usher in the new world order. Covid is a method of subjugation on society. This is proof that Covid was planned even before WWII (WWII never actually happened btw) Those bastards!

Off to the docs for a follow up again.......hope I can get something for my side which is killing me now after I strained it.

As previously mentioned I do like Parma Violets but Refreshers and Love Hearts also fit the bill. The Violets thing for me became a thing in the family when we occasionally bought the kids one of those tubs with a variety of sugary packs in them, nobody eat the violets apart from me so it became family lore that Dad like them exclusively, so much so that they actually buy them specifically for me. I do like them but not to the exclusion of others things. Nowadays I do buy a Caramac Bar if I see one, but not much else. I also buy Fisherman's friends before choir practice. They are a great way to clear the tubes before and during singing. There are all sorts of sweets specifically designed for that purpose like Vocal Zones, Jakemans and others but nothing beats sucking a Fisherman's Friend. Now there is a gift to all you 'Double Entendre' aficionados

Ham is the back leg of the pig. Smoking is a method of curing. You do not need to boil or slicing legs of pig in order to cure them if salting and smoking, hence this:

A harley ?

You didn’t flounce them .., @XTreme told every one you done a flounce