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Party at my house - I'll get the booze ...

Well good new from me...... I PASSED MY CLASS 1 WITH 1 MINOR .....BRING ON THE BENDY WAGONS

This feels more like a miracle than a result. I have new hearing aids and I can fucking hear!!!!! Mr Slowly started talking to me as we went through some doors and usually if someone’s behind me I can’t hear what they’re saying, maybe a muffled noise but no actual words. I hadn’t realised I heard all of it when I replied and he said you just heard what I said even though you couldn’t see my face. He then suggested I connected them to my phone and put some music on. I love music. Going deaf and not being able to hear music has been most painful so I was reluctant to spoil such a win by highlighting a loss. Curiosity got the better of me and I played a tune with a prolonged percussion section that contains cymbals, hi-hat cowbells etc all mixed in. I haven’t heard a cymbal for about 10 years but I could hear it all. Every instrument was distinct, the clarity is fantastic, I cried for so long my head started to hurt. I can’t believe it. I know it’s temporary and eventually I’ll get deafer but right now I feel so happy I could cry. Oh look at that I am

And it is a super king-size bed.....even harder..

Just received our new driving licences.....me for 5 years and the wife for 9 years. It's 9 years because that's when she reaches 70. And they managed not to lose any of my entitlements in the update!

Success

delivery for Mawsley

She's not interviewing Harry and Meghan again is she?

That sounds completely normal, changing quilt covers always requires a lie down afterwards.

Or just be like @Six30 and insult everyone all the time

This is my worry about getting the artic upgrade is that they fail to put on any one of my other entitlements so I have taken pics of the front and back of my current licence and my pass certificate before I send them off so hopefully then I have proof if I get it back without something because like fuck am I ever doing anymore tests

Form an orderly queue..........l

Had the weirdest day today. Yesterday one of the local blow ins that my big hearted Mrs befriended phoned and asked her to be a witness at her wedding. WTF talk about unexpected. Anyway today we went to the smallest wedding I have ever been to at the Register office. Also I ended taking all the photos on my phone. Twas very nice really and I do wish them all the very best.

You said we were meeting up halfway round and you asked me for one but you never arrived

that chivas regal is bloody foul stuff, you'd be better off using it as paint stripper

300€! FFS! it cost my wife and daughter less than that to see Iron Maiden live in Paris including the trip there and the parking...

should have thrown

Exciting stuff…

Stamp on them quickly.

Congratulations, very happy for you! The husband must remember you can now hear what he says, though…

why did you have a child with you ?

i wasn't insulting @Pedro it was a term of endearment. you seen this shit @XTreme trolling at its best... from a mod !!

I once contemplated suicide out of despair in the middle of putting the duvet inside it's cover.

They start as lazy chimney sweep assistants at the age of four in Spain, this gets them an extra 12 years of pension contributions.

Yeah I've made sure to take pics of everything I'm sending which is only my photocard and pass cert but just incase they miss something off I'll have proof I had it before I sent it off

It was worrying when we converted our UK licences into Spanish 10 years ago......I'd heard of motorcycle entitlements go missing. So we got our medicals, made multiple photocopies of everything.........and I drove to the city of Granada to give everything to my accountant. He then went into Trafico personally and checked every step of the process.

In other news they think Kieth Richards may have hit puberty.

If one of your friends has brain fog I suggest you look at the recreational habits first, as prolonged use of marijuana pretty much renders a person stupid. I base that on observation. Of you.

My shit doesn't stink. According to the NHS bowel screening Centre, I posted my turd to them as requested.

I did that a few years ago, dated a Russian girl for a few weeks and a couple of friends of her got married in Porto. They knew no locals and you have to have citizens as witnesses, so I did it. Just 6 people there and on dinner later, it turned out to be very special.

probably more. It's the same bollards as when the constructer gives mpg figures, the test "normes" are stupidly concieved to give optimum conditions. The electric bikes we do, be they high end or cheap shit are the same, official figures are always with no hills or wind ( or wind resistance cos they're cooked up on a rolling road, no rolling resistance from the front wheel ( cos of rolling road) at an optimum stable speed tyres over inflated, with a new battery charged in laboratory optimum conditions, and a rider weighing 50 to 60 kilos. that gets them their 100km figure. Sit me on the bloody thing, outside, with a year old battery charged form a 220v socket in normal road conditions, then your looking at 60 km ish or 110lm/h for about 20 minutes. but then I suppose if they were actually honest about it, they wouldn't sell any....

Oh that’s always been highly recognisable

Shopping for winter cabin fever?

This is all I actually got. My buddy is going out of the liquor store business and asked me to haul this donation of booze to the local Elks Club. He said I could have whatever I wanted - but I only drink beer and they only had shitty beers. So I snagged some whisky for when friends come over.

3 more gigs confirmed today......existing clients! 2 industrial Air Filter sites (1 UK and 1 Spain) and a Property Agent in Spain.

Funny you say that

My father in law told me to buy a one way ticket out of the UK in the early 80,s........wish I had taken his advice.

Well done @busabeast

BTW, that patent was abandoned as it was far too similar to a device already in use that was developed jointly between a Scottish doctor and a Spanish technologist, it a strange twist of fate the Scottish doctor in question is a friend of mine and loaned me the use of a garage to keep the Harley in when I brought it back to the U.K. until I got my Asgard motorcycle shed. Coincidence or conspiracy? You decide.

I checked a couple on names on that list randomly and they are pilots who retired years ago and died of old age. It’s time to stop making shit up now.

when the chunky kitkat came out it became my breakfast bar on the drive into work everyday, i got a solid chocolate one with no biscuit in once it was like finding gold

Sounds like a load of unsubstantiated shite to me.

Illuminati bastards!

At least something good came out of it then.

Raw bacon…