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it would be disgusting the other way round... didn't you hear the big fart he done at the end

Everything is going to be absolutely OK, I know this because some woman in mid Wales at the rear end of nowhere has put a flag up to support you, all is good now.

if he was a horse i wouldn't trust him ...anything that can run and shit at the same time aint right

A bad back, a cough and now the shits. If you were a horse.........

if i put my pic on a dating site... it woud be Niagra falls x 10

You can't hardly see the house across my street...

I realize no here lives in Colorado, but this is funny as shit and very true....

The usual trolling and hijacking of threads to talk about the weather, or are you that rough?

Good luck, not even one beer after the game? Back to work for me, 3 overnights out of Launceston Hospital. My favourite workplace with two of my favourite clinicians, looking forward to it really.

My weekend consists of a rugby game tomorrow then spending the rest of the weekend wondering why I'm still playing...... Fuck all else

Just before I found the entrance to hell in the middle of Tredegar Road I had 30 minutes to kill before meeting an 'Anthony', so I popped on to the Isle of Dogs, parked my bike by the old slip way of the Great Eastern and had a cup of coffee from my flask. As you can see, there is the preserved bit inside the river wall and the rapidly wearing away bit still in the Thames. A lot of the timber was bought by Mr Brunel on the cheap, it came from scrapped naval ships of the line that fought at Trafalgar.

Me? Noooo

Anyway I started chatting with this gal...her profile had listed has big bones under physical appearance....I have to tell you I prefer a woman with a little meat on her bones...after a certain age a woman needs a certain layer of fat...to skinny doesn't work for me...

A bit of celebrating went on last night with lots of music so this morning was not the morning to be starting an upholstery course and wielding a pneumatic staple gun for the first time, feck knows how I managed not to staple myself or anyone else The tutor has a sour face and a sharp tongue. My bench partner was having trouble using a tensioning tool and the tutor couldn't get her to understand what she needed to do. After multiple attempts I suggested anchoring the webbing the other way then there would be more room to use the tensioner. The tutor looked me up and down and nodded saying hmm quickly followed by "nobody likes a smart arse" They were her first words to me Eventually the tutor told her to do what I'd suggested, I said "thats a good idea, I wish I'd thought of that." She looked like she was going to hit me but then thought better of it, a little smile crept into the corners of her hard face I like her, she is bright and sarcastic, I suspect a lot of fun ahead.

Tesla was so smart with how they started selling cars. Instead of showing off how they make no smoke and whatever, they showed how fast they are, it's genius and none of the other car brands ever thought of using performance as a selling point for "green" cars. I don't mean so much the overtaking, but the erratic driving on roundabouts, and sprinting past stoplights, stuff they wouldn't do if they thought it cost them fuel money. Apparently electricity and tire money doesn't matter Reminds me when my bigger clients started having 3500 and 6000kg electric forklifts to replace diesels or gas, suddenly every warehouse turned into MonacoGP

Thanks Clive I haven't quite got my head around it yet. I'm having a laugh relearning some sounds. This morning I turned the tap on and opened the glass cupboard at the same time. The water falling into the sink which I haven't heard for 14+ years sounded like a crashing noise, I jumped backwards because I thought the glasses must be falling out of the cupboard and smashing

We closed down early today...think the tractor is going to be busy...it's coming down hard but no wind..

I have gripes about my job not least the pay but don't moan as it serves no purpose on here. The actual job itself is very rewarding and if you work with the right person it is great fun at times. We go to a lot of places and see a lot of things. Its all about the people as is almost always the case in life. Funnily enough the chap I am working with tonight has a Honda NC750X and keeps trying to talk me into one and loves singing, so we get on great. There are a couple of snotty clinicians who I prefer not to work with but will and one GP who I wont work with, my boss knows and wont put us together. But apart from them the rest are great interesting people. I am lucky enough to be a popular driver, I am a safe and considerate with my driving and the clinicians like that. The way we work is the clinician rests when I am driving and I rest when the clinician is with their patient, I always try never to disturb them with my driving and they generally like that. If they can trust me they can relax between jobs and maybe even doze. Working long shifts overnight means you can power nap almost at will. If the job never changed I would do it for the rest of my working life, the driver I am relieving at 23:00 tonight is 80 years old, our oldest, so I could do it for a good few years yet. But as is always the case there are storm clouds on the horizon, I will stay as long as I still enjoy it. For me life is to short to do something you don't like, been there in the past not going back. There is always another job.

Good news yesterday the Mrs's X3 passed its MoT. I also had it serviced at the same time and a small oil leak looked at. The oil leak was a knackered crush washer on the sump plug so that was a cheap fix, so aside from one tyre it is ready for another year. Bill was £247 which I was chuffed to bits with really. I have a sort of love hate relationship with that car, it is a great safe family wagon that has never let us down but has also been a money pit over the years. It was one of the dodgy cam chain models so as you can imagine that was no cheap fix.

Nope I keep forgetting I can hear now and keep watching stuff with the volume off Just had a weird moment sitting at the kitchen table thinking the dishwasher was making a terrible noise and must be about to explode and leak everywhere, I turned to look at it and the door was open so it wasn't the cause of the terrible glugging pump noises.. it was the boiler which is in another room Totally freaked out by how noisy my house is, that catering freezer in the garage sounds like it's about to take off!

I like a nice feminine voice..not the swqeek kind...the type that wants to make you plug your ears..... Her voice sounded a tad deep..so I double checked her profile....though maybe I read wrong....and it was big boner or something...

Ya you better go preach somewhere else...it's about to get x rated..

Just to show how big the bugger was. You can see the timber baulks at the bottom

Bloody part timer

Yesterday's little jaunt. A few of us pushed on a bit on the way back, but then had to stop and wait for the rest. The weather was not too bad for it either.

And tell us about

I see a fight coming

Well first off, why have you been shagging Sean !!

I think you're being to hard on yourself....have you seen a picture of Buck...it's like Moses and a Billy goat had a love child...

As soon as Marcel gets snowed in, the sex tales begin Come on @Marcel, let out those x rated seans

Dinner last night....

My photo on a dating site would end my chances of getting any responses.

Yeh....I'm that rough and have a lot of work to get through!

They make the ID3 and ID4 and the Buzz minivan. All the VAG have EVs in their lineup now. But this made me laugh anyway......

You and Sofia, never met anyone that liked their jobs as much as you two! It's a great thing to see, I come from a "place" where people hustle and make proper money doing stressful things they don't like apart from the rewards.

Readymoney Beach

yes that's a job in itself is a duvet cover i always end up with a big lump in the middle and a foot all the way round with nothing in it

He just sends them his pants.

That’s good, must be a great feeling to hear music properly again. Maybe you won’t be such a moody cow now.

This feels more like a miracle than a result. I have new hearing aids and I can fucking hear!!!!! Mr Slowly started talking to me as we went through some doors and usually if someone’s behind me I can’t hear what they’re saying, maybe a muffled noise but no actual words. I hadn’t realised I heard all of it when I replied and he said you just heard what I said even though you couldn’t see my face. He then suggested I connected them to my phone and put some music on. I love music. Going deaf and not being able to hear music has been most painful so I was reluctant to spoil such a win by highlighting a loss. Curiosity got the better of me and I played a tune with a prolonged percussion section that contains cymbals, hi-hat cowbells etc all mixed in. I haven’t heard a cymbal for about 10 years but I could hear it all. Every instrument was distinct, the clarity is fantastic, I cried for so long my head started to hurt. I can’t believe it. I know it’s temporary and eventually I’ll get deafer but right now I feel so happy I could cry. Oh look at that I am

I've been working since 5AM.......less chance of me being in agony with a coughing fit if I'm upright in my computer chair.

Lost count of people/friends with this "cold". Heard beginning of the week that another old friend is now in hospital. Been having probs catching his breath for around 2 months which turned into a lung infection, then he caught Covid in our local hospital. Next was blood clots and an induced coma then shipped off to Papworth. I'm not coughing so much now but the sinus headaches are doing my head in. Got to remember it could be worse. Left Samanthas car round my sons so I could get on with work in the garden. Collected it yesterday and can't believe the amount of mould growing inside. Been using diluted white vinegar to sort it and it's working well but what a stink. Gonna need a skip of fabreze to sort it.

I’m awake as well Pete, hope your back improves soon. I can’t see there being many ride reports from anyone this month

Is @Buckster the tax collector ?

Spooky, just got a letter back saying I’m clear again