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Out for a spin on the trusty mountain bike…….it’s been a while so I’m going to ache tomorrow

Those two idiots ...very doubtful .

The cold beers were flowing like wine early this morning at our favorite Mexican joint. The Manager decided I needed a shit of tequila and sent one over. Can't stand the stuff but had to drink it as it was a gift......

Used to, I still ain't touching it. Have to get out of the house when she's cooking it. And don't get me started on fuckin garlic

I’m sorry but mentioning the sucking of cocks is forbidden , I can’t find my yellow card at the moment so you’re getting one these

I was thinking maybe in the line of std...I've read those little critters can ly dormant for 15 years...maybe what Pete needs is a good dose of penasiline ? I'm not so sure that mange he had recently was mange...maybe it was spainephylias...it's almost like syphilis..

In other news I haven't read the bloody guidelines...... so how do I know what kind of shit to post I mean you allow pics of harleys so I guessed anything went

Its been pissing down everyday since the beginning of December. Don’t want to jinx it but have you had a look at next week? Looks like theres a wee chance of a dry day

And it says something about how fucking thick Rich is when he said "if I'd known I wouldn't have posted it." So just to make sure nobody else is that braindead confused........ @Slowlycatchymonkey could you please refrain from posting any photos of your fanny!

From the Harley riders point of view there is harm done if they didn’t get to see said cock

The old RAF Hornchurch site which is now a park. I think this was one of my school teachers, about the right age and an unusual name. My old school not mentioned though.

Anyway I unclogged the girlfriend pipe over the weekend and my knees almost gave out and im still sort..you don't hear me complaining about it.....has I was given it hard with the hauger from behind..I finally burst though the clog with a week worth of build up ..it was a relief...and satisfying for a job well done...

My dad wouldn't touch any of that "foreign muck"! He used to look at me in dusgust when I rolled in from the pub with my little white plastic bag from the Chinese takeaway! Do you remember those Vesta curries back in the day. I quite liked them back then, but wouldn't touch one with a bargepole now! Some of our French friends ask what we eat for dinner and is it all English food? They raise an eyebrow when we tell them that we eat Indian and Thai curries, Chinese style stir fries, Mexican style food, Italian style food, Greek style food and various other types of "international " cuisine. We do have stews and meat pies, which I guess constitutes English food, but we try to vary it a bit. Vegetable chilli Friday night, carbonara last night, beef stroganoff tonight and probably a curry during the week!

So you’re not up for the free-fall into oblivion then?

Hmm what espionage were you partaking in visiting the opposition on the 15th Dec?

Week 3 was when we started to feel a bit better. We feel 90% better now..........but the slightest physical exertion and I need to sit down....everything seems like hard work......cough gone though.

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My apologies pete I believe it was that lady boy pic you are referring to in the jokes thread, if I'd known I wouldn't have posted it

I can snap shot a pic of my pubes if anyone interested...can't be fucken worse than Pete's ginger dew...

He's busy.....Ding Ding.

No that gets you an incompressible warning pm

if there is it wouldn't be strong enough for @XTreme

Why......cos he'd probably be sucking one?

I haven’t read the guidelines either

You could have told him it's the morgue for him....stop getting the old gits hopes up

Not at all mate I made a fuck up so I've owned up to it that's how I am

Snow warning for us tomorrow.

I saw it but I didn't want to say anything incase it all goes to shite again

@Tango I remember Vesta curries (and the chicken supreme) from my batchelor days. Some of my other delights were boil in the bag Cod in parsley sauce , Heinz curried baked beans and Birds Eye frozen pies . When microwave ovens came along it was a revelation for me

I chucked out the food rules long ago when I woke up at 5am once and fancied a pie. I’m sure it’s healthier for you to eat what you fancy when you fancy it. Well unless it’s the persons a heffalump

Well he went looking for dick photos......it's only a small step away from rectum stretching.

Do you think @busabeast is thinking of getting a Harley and just easing himself into the whole Harley scene gently

It's always a bit of lottery Dave, I know of peeps who have done well with property and I know some who have been hammered with bad tenants etc, that was what put me off property. The fall in interest rates has shafted most savers, there was good money to be made in the 1990's with investments etc . I just wonder how kids will fare in the future.

I thought it would of been one of the Harley riders

Sorry for the late reply.......They are Paeony Poppies...they grow about 1 metre tall...look very nice, but do not last very long, wind or rain soon destroys them...but look very nice when in full flower.

We did yeah, it was a hard fought game with lots of defence but the only broke through once. They had a very strong scrum but we held parity with them for alot of the game but all they wanted to do was fight so they were getting very pissed off that we weren't rising to their flying fists and headbuts in rucks and they got a binning against them. All in all a great game and it was great to now play with players who can actually play instead of just talk a good game like my last club

little trees are going about their business, I keep putting a few drops of water around them and they seem to like it.

Lol it was the bird with the dick in the jokes thread. I thought he/she was rather impressive, if perhaps photoshopped beyond belief

No mostly just horny ..

My mother-in-law on the flight to Napoli and then my sister-in-law to Milan and flight home . Hence my anxiety trying to sort it all out

@Earache Quite happy with the first session considering I’ve never used any of the tools (apart from scissors) before, so the base is nearly ready. Started off with a layer of nylon with foam attached that crumbled to a choking dust when you touched it, rubber webbing that had degraded to the point of disintegration and some bizarre packing tape repair which only farmer genetics would consider ok oh and so many awful staples. New webbing, a layer of hessian and some recycled felt, just one more layer before tackling the big stuff.

However, it's come to my attention that a member here posted a dick pic! It doesn't offend me and I doubt the ladies will bat an eyelid! But I'll tell you who will pick up on it and not be impressed........ If this place gets categorised as some sort of adult site it'll be the kiss of death for us. We're currently in the no.3 spot on search results...... ......which is particularly impressive considering the two sites above us have been in existence for 16 years and 21 years. Whereas we've only used this particular domain for 20 months, and prior to April 2020 there was no forum at all. I'm sure you understand that I don't want anything to prejudice the progress we've made......so just use a bit of common sense in what you post FFS!

Did you win?

Mods should know better, old army pictures, yeah sure.

Blew him wright out the chute ..

You can't jump either but I don't think it is because you is white.

Had to supervise a high school basketball game last night - they played "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead during a break - which I thought was kinda cool. I'm sure the kids had no idea..

Got more pillows today!