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Went to Dameralls Motorcycles on Tuesday and bought this. I am picking it up next week after they have done a couple of things I asked for.

Hanging out with Ericeira’s top vet!

Bugger, choices are new helmet or off to eBay to buy a 75 x 30 mm sticker. Sticker time I think.

It was eligible when it was entered and won so it stays.

I can't see why it shouldn't stay where it is ? If we're gping to dismiss it just because he's sold it then we're going to end up with f*ck loads of rules........... ie; It's not submissable if........... You end up in a gravel trap the next day You fall off it and bust a brake lever a week on Tuesday Your superior genes attracted so many woman that week that you ran out of strawberry ice-cream and your willy fell off You found out that the new air compressor you bought was in fact chinese so you threw it at a bus in a fit of pique A fat munter came round your house and offered you a blow job if you take her shopping in Baza You got your Serow out of your shed to take a photo You fell in the shit pit at work but found 5p while you were in there Your wife went to Singapore but came back with a ladyboy called Horace Where does it end ?

Cheers, yep I traded the Himalayan in. I will miss it when it goes but wanted something that would do more than bimble about.

I’m still having regular therapy.

Nobody wrote a song about me getting stabbed by a bird in 1972.

Rode home from work with one less layer on and in flimsy motocross gloves with no heated grips on. It's like summer today, in February. Whilst at work I couldn't be bothered to put gloves on at all between sites. A nice man in the I.T. department loaded my sign design software for me, well I did it, he just put his password in at the critical moment because I'm not allowed any more. Test below.

ive never bought a bike i wondered what miles per gallon im getting ...you bunch of pussies. i'll mention so you twats dont have to ..... van , bike , out of van, in van ,bike

A very cold 1°C Ericeira, pretty blue skies though

Wow that'll be a different experience! Congratulations. Hope you enjoy it. So long as you don't fall asleep on it, it is a Honda after all

Nations.... you see what i done there.. i hope the Welsh sing their hearts out and bring down the stadium singing this..

oohh Fred said ... oohhh

good old ebay...

Who’s riding it, your granny. How the hell are you getting that out of a Busa ?

Congrats on the new bike Saul....if Pete invites you to check out the ruins in Spain...I wouldn't go...just ask Skippy...since the experience he hasn't been the same...

Just because you can use all the power your barge has to offer and you're still doing a speed so slow that it couldn't worry a snail in a race doesn't make me a pussy when I've got 200 rampant stallions under my control

You tell the ginger twat.

Erm....is someone else posting on your account pete? You've just said something about mechanics of a bike....

This year , he bought it this year

Who wouldn't want to be a real Jones?

Flounce alert!

Pete would be one of the first LOL its snow that would bugger us up here we just don't have the equipment to deal with it and nobody knows how to drive in it or when not to drive in it, Its all steep hills here. Last time we had any significant snow fall here i had a 4x4 and was coming down the steep hill to my house which was covered in snow i was in low range coming down on the engine about 10mph when another 4x4 overtook me doing about 40mph. i stopped waiting for the crash but he was lucky no one was coming up so he got away with it the hairs on the back of my neck still stand up when i think about the dopey twat This is where he overtook and the right hand side was full of parked cars from the houses down making it single file, the hill is a lot steeper than it looks in the picture

As Fred said mpg drop could point to an issue starting so it's just handy to know a rough figure so

You didn’t know Tom Jones back then in Wales?

The seals have arrived for the XR today and not the kind marcel goes clubbing with so hoping to put it back together tonight. My father is 89 tomorrow so will go up and see him may take the xr and i now have the bits i need to automate the trace heating on my condense pipe so its not burning leccy 24 hours a day. Maybe get a ride in Sunday but not holding my breath there's still time for things to stop that LOL

I think this forum is turning into a flaming homosexual bike forum.

Walk with Paolo along the old Midland railway line tomorrow then home for cider and rugby on the box.

No problem Ray, only having a laugh. At least your off-road bikes don't wear gay tyres ..................

@Saul.......come and join the Honda Boys! @Marcel and @Buckster won't be up to this shit!

I'm sure I can find a Honda sticker for you if you want one Saul .

Victorians made things to last.

It's not about being a pussy so much as needing to keep my licence for work so I need to be careful

I don't think I've actually used anywhere near all the power of the bike it's just way too fast to do it safely on the road most of the time. It normally hovers around the 3-6k rpm mark and by god the induction sound it makes at those revs is intoxicating so heaven knows what I'll make of it when I do start riding it like it was intended to be ridden

Nearly 17 years ago now Pedro!

Pete’s XT350, might have crossed that road a couple times more than needed.

That’s going to be a world of difference, beware of midgets in remote areas.

Urban dictionaries demo of the word is urr interesting - Bikies Bikies is plural for bikie. A Bikie is a member of a motor cycle club. -Hey I hear your mother digs bikies. -Yeah she's a real gang bang whore. Think I prefer my imagining of a Hells Angel gang who like a nice cup of tea and a bickie

Water crossing!

Three of us in a row on all on CRF250 Rally's showing the KTM boys how to cross a muddy estuary ................. and some fording .......

November 21 so 71 plate. Still in guarantee until Nov 24

I didn't say I rode through it. I just said it was a water crossing!

Todays excellent result - Was on the verge of committing to buying an expensive oven a few weeks ago but some of the reviews were damning so I held off until I had time to look into it further. In the mean time I called domestic and general to try and get the old one fixed. The oven has been insured with them for over 20years (it came free with the oven and continued at £7 a month - I've had my monies worth). They can't fix it, there are no longer spares. Got an email this evening as they cant fix it would I like a replacement free of charge?!! Bloody hell I don't remember reading that in the small print. The oven offered for free is a £700 range and has mixed reviews so not my cup of tea but they offer upgrades of three different SMEGs and a Rangemaster all with excellent reviews and discounted by 700-800 quid! Can't believe it, I don't pay for insurance generally because I almost never claim and when I have they always squirm out of their obligations. Whoop whoop.