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They would be more than happy to teach you! I was in Las Vegas years ago, mid week, it was pretty slow. One of the guys running a Craps table promised he'd show me how to play and I'd win as much as I wanted. Somehow I didn't find his pitch genuine and passed on that opportunity... I still have no clue how to play Craps but I did make twenty times my money on a slot machine. Yep, pulled the lever, hit the jackpot, gathered my winnings and walked out. Easiest $5 I ever made.

Well I've been out......first time for 8 weeks! Sky looked pretty grim.....but it had to be done! Fuelled it for the first time since November than took it for a blast to clear any condensation! Rode for about 15 minutes...... Then stopped to grab a pic to prove it did happen! As I was taking the pic it started to pick to rain! So it was back on the bike and belt it home before it got worse! As it was I got back, put the bike in the garage, got all my stuff off.......and then the rain got here! Dodged the fucking bullet there!

Side case all fixed. Swapped the lid off the 2 nd hand one and then fitted the retaining strap from my original to the “new” lid. Job jobbed! i also started rebuilding the damaged bits of the broken lid with some 2part epoxy sausage.

Probably not. He has enough to worry about and tomorrow it will be completely different. I swear he dreams about everything that could go wrong. He doesn’t smile much but when things actually don’t go as per plan, you can see his inner glee. Especially when he makes some random accusation about one of the staff trying to kill him because she didn’t unplug the kettle after it boiled. Don’t. Do. That. Ever. I haven’t broken anyone’s confidence because none of this is actually true. He’s not a paranoid schizophrenic. He has a histrionic personality disorder and it’s starting to rub off. just be more careful with that kettle. Eugene.

Spent the morning pulling overgrown vines from the neighbours olive trees that were growing over my wall, pulled them by hand for 3 hours, then pushed a broom to gather around 3 bins worth of soil and leaves off my driveway. Had a shower and spent the afternoon drinking beers and catching up with my friend who has been doing security work all around the world over the ladt year. Good day!

Between brexit and the rain you’re real life Neo! (from The Matrix)

Granddaughter text me, she has seen a advert for a scoot for sale in............ Stoke on Trent .....she thought that the Trent bit of the address meant it was around here.

I do not find schizophrenics fascinating, just a pita, like random sparks are firing the cells in the wrong direction. I keep expecting someone to discover it’s something completely mundane like an enzyme deficiency meaning some element vital to normal thought is missing. What happens if you say yes the shops are shut tomorrow and the staff aren’t coming back, he doesn’t need to worry because the police are on their way round to arrest him but they wont get him because once the forecast flood water comes in he’s going to die from electrocution cos all the sockets are on so he wont need the eggs anyway?

Was he worried you would break his confidence and post his fears online?

Yer I can put a sound warning post on but people won’t read it until after their ears have been assaulted

I will take photos tomorrow, they will be crap, but I will take some anyway.

Put a sound warning on it.

See there were some benefits to being deaf we have to remember to turn the sound off every time

he's only got 70's porn music...

you shouldn't get one from uk ...all you do is fucking moan about it ... you should be made to get a shelf stacking job in Albox ... until you physically can walk any more.

Goodam it, you haven't posted a vid for so long I forgot to turn the sound off before I pressed play, has Covid effected your ears or has your taste in music always been this bad?

I hope to get out tomorrow..........take my granddaughter with me, it will give her a bit of a idea what it's like riding in the cool temps.

Best you stop at home think of the puddles if it rains while your out.

Cold grey day today, am having a mug of coffee outside before cutting a couple of branches on my garden and pulling some weed. Then it’s out after lunch to catch up with a friend, and back. Maybe not even touching the bike today.

Bloody rain is forecast for today now! FFS!

Tonight I am watching over a paranoid schizophrenic. Schizophrenics are fascinating individuals, but the paranoid type give a whole new meaning to the word “tedious”. Fortunately he has now gone to bed after I finally convinced him that 1. The police are not coming for him. 2. That he is not in any kind of trouble for going to a birthday party today. 3. That the staff will be back in the morning. 4. That he is not dying. He’s just tired. 5. That the rain is not going to cause a flood. 6. That yes, everything is turned off and all the plugs have been pulled from the sockets. 7. That he will be able to buy some eggs in the morning. 8. The shops will be open as it’s definitely Saturday tomorrow. 9. He does have money. And on it went. Sigh.

You bring the wine, I’ll bring the music

Hey @Slowlycatchymonkey it’s just the two of us here

Get someone who does that for a living and then ask for free advice! That always works.

its a neighbourhood where there is no school with in a fifteen minute walk from his house, thats the only places he can live

Digital painting/graphics editor called Procreate. Its basic functions are good but as soon as you want more it turns into a counterintuitive bastid!

No I was trying to use th Google voice assistant so obviously I never got there

I can’t make the design software I’m using work, it’s doing random pixel changing stuff I don’t understand, scrapped two complete attempts, am 3 hours in and back to the fecking drawing board again. Sod bastard Microsoft Publisher for their stupid subscription service leaving me with this bloody app!

Storks I believe

I want subtitles.

yeh .. so

They'll probably have done away with it by the time you're due. So you'll have to keep flogging those ringers and cut and shuts till the end of time!

Well it looks like I will be out tomorrow as the grandkids are under the weather with a bad cough! And it's forecast to be warmer and sunnier.....17c. So I should be doing another vid......and maybe even a Ride Report!

Yep you have to be careful. I had a private pension and the pension company (Aviva) decide they wanted £300 per year to manage MY money. I cashed my pension in, they tried all they could to dissuade me from doing so, I took the tax hit rather than inflate their profits.

You will most likely not get one, get some pension advice.

She is use to riding a pushbike, so a automatic scoot would be a easy transition for her.

I'll be 111 by the time I'm eligible im sure

You are a raving homosexual

Supposed to be raining now until about 3......no sign of it though.

Is it Zzzak?

I noticed you were having a raw bacon roll earlier i decided to keep quite, each to their own and all that

Good thing for me you wont be around to say i told you so

To quote whoever it was - “Ginger, she did everything Fred did but backwards in high heels”

Is that Good day as in hello Good day as in Goodbye or Good day as in you had a good day? Theres another good day which means bog off but thats I’ll bid you a good day and I’m pretty sure you don’t mean that one.. yet

Such a pretty moment