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Could go for a ride, weather is a little chilly but perfect for a 2 hour bimble, thing is the traffic around my parents’ place annoys me, and I need to get on a motorway for a little to go anywhere, I’m spoiled from the tiny roads around my place. I’ll just hang out with my dearest mate

Annoy a cat, or leave, and it’ll crap on your bed out of spite. A dog will just think you’re dead and that life is not worth living anymore…

Went for a walk in the forest with Costa

Managed to persuade myself to go out on the bike this afternoon same old story didn't feel like going out but once i was out i didn't want to go home Usual route over Eggy this old girl was blocking the track and wouldn't move so thought i'd take a photo but she mooved on as i went for the camera Wanted to check out a couple of lanes i hadn't ridden before the first one was challenging enough to make it interesting but short enough not to wear me out no photos of that one but this was the other pretty easy going and mostly broken tarmac got to check with the council to see if its legal now Followed some bike tracks though the forestry this is as far as i could go or should i say let myself go on my own might have to come back with a mate to explore further. the bike is laying down because it was too steep and soft to use the stand and i was busting for a piss been holding it in for a few hours almost pissed myself trying to get it out Dropping back out of the forestry the way i came in looked a lot steeper from here than when i rode up Headed back to the forestry near to where my parents live and had a little play riding over a small log very tame to what the enduro boys do but after half a dozen goes i was pooped i need more bike time for sure Headed home from here down my secret lane near my home haven't been up it for a while next time me thinks

Been raining off and on all day. Got pissed off and pushed the TDM into the conservatory, Had a few leccy issues to sort.

The cat was wearing a Ben Sherman?

bastard cat sprayed on me at a barby.... had a new Ben Sherman on , the fucker backed up on me and let me have it, had to get changed

Man the fuck up and get a dog...

Well that officially marks the end of my rugby playing career today, whilst I enjoyed the game to a certain extent i didnt enjoy it at the same time and I've now got yet another bit of concussion, and I did my neck, shoulder, forearm, hip and ankle in todays game so I think im going to call it a day while I'm ahead so to speak and not I can concentrate on getting out on track with the rsv

We drove across Bristol today to Winterbourne for a walk through the Frome valley. We parked here by Damsons bridge ........... and set off down the river walk ........... and then our main goal came into view ............... Lovely place to walk , we will go back again Of course there's always some twat who doesn't want you there, gerrof my land

When I saw the title I thought you must have found Slowly.

Today’s lunch, horse mackerel fillets and carrot salad, my new favourite salad with almonds and dates and spices. Dinner is in the oven, mum is cooking a freshly cought seabass.

Don’t buy, go to the shelter and save a stray cat!

Sad day when you have to buy it.

Excuse me, it takes a great deal of timing and dexterity to execute that manouver and then piss past one of you lot while you're looking for your front tooth or a piece of your ear in the mud

Afters, feeds 4, bloody don't.

I'll never get rid of the pain completely but it's just great to do something with Paolo that he loves. If it hadn't been for covid I'd never have known how much he loves it. I'll do it as long as I can Fred but I'll never join the feckin Ramblers I'm missing riding with Tony as he's working full time again and my weekends are taken up now but I'm sure we'll get a ride in at some time

Home made meatballs, spuds n marrow fat peas in an onion gravy. Should have taken the pic before I've eaten half of it.

every time he's banged his nut .... he wont give it , enjoys the showers to much .

That made of all blue billies, engineering bricks? That'll be there for some years.

I'm 37 soon to be 38 in August but I've played since I was 13 with a couple of seasons out in all that time, but really only started suffering from concussion over the last few years and all the other small injuries I've had over the years my body has now decided that enough is enough and finally my brain has come round to the same conclusion so that's it, while I've enjoyed the game immensely the last few years playing looking back have very much been injury prone and I think I've been sidelined more than I've played. But all good things have to come to an end somewhere and I have other things I want to experience and whilst playing rugby I just won't have those opportunities. Onwards to a decent amount of track time soon

Getting concerned for @Slowlycatchymonkeynow.... do we think we best start ringing round the Gravel traps ?

Chips, even frozen ones, some kind of meat, and cabbage, and you drink milk with that? What kind of weirdo does that?

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Flounced with the B.S.A? Didn't Springsteen write about this shit? Wobbled down to a dull cunts town The first fall I took was when I hit the ground Fucking Beeza has been broke too much Cos you spend half your life just starting it up Flounced with the B.S.A I have Flounced with the B.S.A

Playing Bishop Auckland, it's not so bad up here today. I was meant to be on the bench to begin with but due to a last minute drop out im starting tighthead

I've just done 2 tip runs to get rid of boxes and stuff from the house move, this afternoon I have a game of rugby then I plan on doing as little as possible

She’s still saying thank you to mr slowcatchy monkey

Or still waiting for the AA to turn up

Let's see now. Sit in front of a screen and chat to a load of old homophobic white males or go for a ride on your new BSA, I think I know what's winning

Mega gay

i tried to put my cb1000 r on one of them with a really bad hangover, i ended up bending the gear lever

one tough game and the towels thrown in.... Tart

you use a fork to eat it... Gay

Granted over the last few years at least I've said it a fair few times but I've been working it out in my head over the last few weeks and I am content that now is the right time to call it a day, I can honestly say I have no inclination to smash my head in to another scrum 15 years of doing so is more than enough

i only have a bit of cabbage ... just thinking of the waistline.... i want to top up my tan on the beach when i go on holiday , not get Harpooned

Had an exciting day yesterday. Had the appointment with the anaesthetist, but typically he was running late. So Mandy had to phone the cardiologist to say that we were late. They rearranged my appointment to after lunch, so we popped to the supermarket to get some stuff for dinners and had some lunch there. Got to the cardiologist nice and early, but typically he was running late, so Mandy had to phone our GP to say that we were running late. They asked how late we were going to be, we said probably about 10 mins, so they said not to worry and just come along anyway, so we did. It all worked out in the end, but we both definitely needed a beer yesterday evening!

I don’t hate other religions. There is no reason to hate people just because they are wrong, if I did that I would hate you lot.

I recently did my 3rd test.. ...doctor!.....been trying to get a appointment with my doctor for just over 3 weeks.

2C here at the moment.......it don't get to double figures till this afternoon. So I'm just getting on with work.

Going for a walk with Paolo tomorrow. We will have to drive to the location as it's outside Bristol but hoping to see a viaduct over the Frome valley .

Pete doesn't do coffee, or food. He does nothing except tea with milk in it and abandoned villages!

sorry to say H from Steps has passed... never knew he was ill.