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It will do nothing for your reputation if someone asks how did you two meet and your reply is we met on the internet

Can I make it absolutely clear…..we’re meeting up but it’s not a date. Just in case you lot were wondering.

You´re going out for lunch? THAT is what you can call going outside your boundaries, we'll be peeled for developments!

Spending the day with Costa, early morning drive to the forest and walk. Then breakfast and now watching a little tv. His favourite person is away for a while and I’m the next best thing. Also the weather is iffy, don’t feel like going out on the bike at all, yesterday was enough.

Taking the dog on holiday Tuesday , we never took him away before , booked a cabin in some woods , loads of fields for him to run about , noticed in the last year he’s getting old , not moving as quick as he used to , dogs ain’t with us long enough .

had an advisory on the picasso then @XTreme

Curry , yes with nan breads , rice etc Mash, yes with sausages, gravy etc Curry and mash ............. no, no, no

No soy milk at that place?

Oh the shame !! @Buckster (formally known as the man with no camera) has beaten you to it ……

My girl complained I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sells flowers!

That would scare the shit out of him.

welcome to the family

I didn't want curry, can't stand the stuff. You wanted curry and chips. When the 'CHIP SHOP' said they had run out of chips and offered you mash with curry I thought you were going to explode, like he'd suggested riding through a muddy puddle.

What an unpleasant image I now have in my head. Probably going to have nightmares. Thanks for that.

Just you merely bringing it up makes you both to look like you're up to no good in some back street alleyway.. I'd say you're guilty of pete probing

I saw a Z650RS at a dealer last year......that was tiny as well. In reality they're probably the size that bikes were back then.....it's just that we've become accustomed to physically large bikes.

False names and meeting fellas of the net …this is next level shit is what I say .

Not much of a walk today, too mucky to walk down to the river so we just walked local. Nice mural on a local pub ….. and one for @Buckster

I don't know over what period her finance is for the Pushite, just hope it's still running and being ridden when the last payment is paid........then it will go on Marketplace no doubt.

Here you go.

...Granddaughter has ordered a new Peugeot Tweet 125cc....she was supposed to collect it next week, but with her CBT being cancelled (she should have done it last Thursday) till the middle of April things are on hold till then. It's going to live a bit of a rough life, it will be stood on her rear yard under a bike cover. I will offer to give it a coating of ACF, but I don't expect she will spend much time cleaning it, if her pushbike is anything to go by it will just get a wash when it rains.

I think I’m seeing the light

Not on the street, but really cool bikes: The black one gave me ideas, cool bike!

The curry and mash thing goes back to around 2004 when me and Yen went in a cafe in Carmarthen, We wanted curry......but they had no rice or chips to go with it! So they offered us curry and mash instead!

They will be exchanging man milk.

To be fair, other than the crappy front mudguard, the quality looked good. It's a physically small bike though.

They're weird fuckers Ray.......and obsessed with anal sex for some reason!

Tomorrow when I meet up with @Skippy. Had a few things to do today like getting horse feed from a couple of different suppliers, picking up pellets for the Burner, then had to deal with some bone headed work queries.

We went out while it was still dry, it's due to chuck it down this afternoon. Will you be styling and profiling this weekend ?

socks and sandals isn't normal!

Our neighbours dog at the moment. ......glad I can't hear it, it gets on my wife's nerves.

The way things are at the moment it looks like I will be meeting up with @Skippy tomorrow. No grim scenes of devastation and despair will be visited.......only the restaurant and picnic area in a Natural Park.

Does the poor dog know this is a trap

I went through a similar thing with my Son last August. In the end, for us, the best option was to buy a new Sym Orbit 125. Everything we looked at was knackered with at least one thing broken. The Sym isn't fantastic quality but has proved reliable so far and has survived my son coming off twice. To be honest it's ok to ride, would never be my choice but it is functional transport, what it will be like when its 3 years old will be interesting. Twas £2.5k but a decent Honda was £1K more. I think you will be lucky to find a decent second hand twist and go for reasonable money just by the owner profile. Geared bikes are a different matter or so I observed.

FFS man what utter BS have you bought into? Or are you a troll? Straight men are the only chosen ones? Actually now I've thought about it you're right there's no way a dangley front tail can possibly be equal to a no tail so let's all limit our lives according to one interpretation of a very old book. I fear you're one of those very bright nut jobs that's losing perspective. Come back. Join the world most humans live in.

It's breakfast... I shared slices of apple with him and then a couple of little bits of cheese.

I just find it hard to believe it's not possible to strike an accord, until I think of my own immediate relations and then I think.. run.. feckin RUN as fast as you can

The boy is home tonight and tomorrow he's gone to a gig with his mum only seen him for 15 minutes and i'm down £20 already and he's brought a load of crap for me to fix FFS

My mechanic friend has a couple of clients that ride R60s like that all over the place, motorways and whatever, they clock out at an indicated 160kmh (substantially lower real speed you would assume) with real world practicality as long as you don't expect them to brake properly.

They are cooooel! Wanting one led me to my first big bike the r9T. Significantly easier on the maintenance score

In that case m'dear I repeat

Definitely none left for you