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Took the Dear Boy down to Parbados this morning.

Costa on our earlier walk

Is she now seeking asylum?

You must have started late.

These continentals know nothing of fine English cuisine do they six

Cars always get cheap crap with me!

That instantly makes it not a Pete

It's in Calais now!

Canoe Elves

My daughter is 39 this year,and my son will be 43, but his brain is still 14.

Shithouse experts said 5 years ago there'd be no ice left by 2022, I had to scrape some off the car this morning, wankers. Climate change is the new religion, and like most starting back in the days of witch doctors telling everyone what they must to do, it's total horse shit

I want to go here again . Last time I rode this road was over 10 years ago, hopefully with a fair wind I will be rolling along there sometime this year................... Where do you want to go , apart from Albox for fecking shopping

@Six30 and @busabeast are sounding off that they're coming here! There may be room in the van!

Somewhere warm, this winter is never ending.

Hopefully only a couple of days.

Via Del Sale is absolutely great, on eof the best trails I've ever done ............. what say you @Sir Fallsalot ?

Outside of the border of Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire would be a nice start for me.

You probably gathered I lead a healthy lifestyle .

I had to call into Trago Mills today for work and had a look at some of the chinky bikes in there Got to admit if this was available when i was 17 i would have owned one This looked a bit like the CB500x Bluroc V Bob where do they find their names Now these SWM's looked nice and so did the finish but over £7000

Ahh i get it its ok for Pete to risk his neck

my victims .. I mean customers , are lucky if they get a decent part worn

Must admit to buying a bit of quality, won't buy cheap crap.

But I notice a speck of dust on my bike tyres!

I forsee an harpoon coming your way at the beach.....

So uncultured …. sometimes I do drink the sweet and sour though … when I done all the food

Not drinking out of it .. that’s my sweet and sour sauce

Happy Birthday twins

Used to be a Rumpy in Dartford , @Tango might remember it , opposite the entrance to the park … we re named that the Rumpy runaway .

Nope i learnt years ago a quality tyre is far superior to a cheap tyre. When i had my old RangeRover i was fitting cheep ass tyres because i was scared i'd tear one off road, they only lasted 3000 miles and were £37 each, a few years later i invested in some Yokohama Geolandar MT tyres and what a difference in the drive, the car was very difficult to keep in a straight line and if the camber on the road changed it was like fighting a shopping trolley with a busted wheel i was terrified to go over 60mph in it, i put the shit handling down to the 6" suspension lift i had fitted but soon realised with the new tyres on i could cruise at 90mph and not have to change my underpants if the camber on the road changed the car was like it was on rails in a straight line still wallowy in the bends but it would go where you pointed it. The Yokohama tyres were £90 each but would last around 11000 miles i would have had to buy almost 4 of the cheap tyres to one of the Yokohama tyres so they might have been cheaper to buy individually but cost more for the mileage life of the tyre

I was just about to say that, put a new tyre on one of the transits last week it was £146, i think Saul is cheeping out and putting car tyres on not van tyres

I got 60K kms/37k miles on the fronts on the Xsara Picasso.

Mine are only there because of the paint job supplied by Yamaha. If I didn't stick the pads on people would think I had had the tank primed but was too lazy or poor to get the top coat sprayed on.

Shut up! He will start again.

My tyres perish before I wear them out, so the MOT tester seems to think, at every every MOT i get advisories for at least 1 perished tyre ..

Did a Pete today. Had my van MoTed in January and had an advisory for front tyre wear. Then promptly forgot about it, out washing the van this morning I happened to notice one tyre was down to the chords. Thought I better go get some. So two tyres up £126 down.

Running out without paying you mean?

@Pedro never had the immense pleasure of a Chinese take away in the uk. Maybe one day, maybe one day!

My eldest is 46 this year!

Plus, why would someone drink out of a plastic cup at home?

Me too , years ago I took a 7.5 t lorry down a byway in Hampshire to see where it went

Gay!