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Out on the mountain bike today. Covered 43klm at an average speed of 17klm/hour which isn’t bad for an old fart. Much of it was on gravel and dirt tracks. I’m proper knackered now

Still went places you couldn’t on the heap of chromed wank you ride around on

Thanks for the good wishes all. I'm currently in my room, having showered after having the world fall out of my bottom! The nurse walked into the room right in the midst of Mandy helping me insert the jollop! I had very little dignity before, I have absolutely none now! Op is scheduled for 13:30 tomorrow, but nil by mouth from midnight tonight, so I'll be gnawing the legs of the bed by tomorrow afternoon! They keep going on about having showers.........who do they think I am? Anyway, I'll let those who are interested know when I'm out the other side.

Anyone else find things a little shechy....Pete and Skippy hooked up ...few days later Pete announce he's going in for a hernia.....I don't think we're getting the whole story ....I bet he's going in for anal reconstruction surgery...

Early morning visitors

Brand new , parked at a cafe yesterday

Let's put this in context! The two people who keep throwing out these gay jibes are both Harley riders! And they're both single!

Yes, you me and Leigh were down with Gruber picking him up and dusting him off while Tony was telling us to leave him behind , charming

Took my oldest daughter up to college to sit an exam this morning. She came out chuffed to bits saying she smashed it Anyway took her her to McD for a treat and she had histerics because our number was 69. Oh for a 17 year olds brain. Anyway it was good to spend the morning with her.

Read the small print.

I didn't know when I bought it, I found out a couple of years later I'll see if I can find the magazine article.

He was riding a bicycle, don’t encourage the twat, even if he is your gay lover.

So let me get this right, you don't believe we landed on the moon but you do believe an alien space craft can get that close to the sun and draw energy from it

Unless something goes wrong, then they split you open like a water melon.

So basically the equivalent of me over here then.

This is The Style....

I moonlight as a Spanish surgeon so you will be in good hands, shaky hands but good hands nevertheless, I’ve never lost a patient, I know which morgue to find each one in.

And I don't think I'll be far behind @Tango As you know I injured my stomach and back muscles with the horrendous cough I had with the flu. Unfortunately the damage went further......I now need a hernia repair! I actually had a hernia operation on the other side as a young child which left me with a huge scar......which has faded away over the years. However, it appears it's all done by keyhole surgery and local anaesthetic now and they cover the tear with gauze......takes about 30 minutes apparently. The papers have been put in so I just have to wait to be called by the hospital. I always fancied having my nuts held by an attractive early 30's Spanish bird.......but a hernia examination wasn't really the circumstances I had in mind! But at least I had the experience, and with the wife looking on as well.......and I'm not in the shit!

Sending good wishes for a smooth time @Tango

There are two Trago Mills in Cornwall. The Liskeard one which was the original and the Falmouth one. The Newton Abbott one is near Plymouth. My father in law built a boat for the guy Robertson who started it all. Radom fact

I'm not english, please clarify because otherwise the picture in my brain is something truly something!

Espinho´s Argan orchard today, you can almost hear them grow! After riding in the back of my bike for 2000km, these are the Indiana Jones of slow growing trees!!!

We got ten inches of "climate change" last night and this morning. I'm sore from shoveling.

Deep .... they are drunk , the pair of em

I was in Iceland a few weeks ago, spent a few days touring round looking at things including glaciers. There are a few big permanent ice cap type things with various glaciers passing down through surrounding mountains from them. I cannot recall the exact distances but guides told us that those that we saw were now several kilometres shorter than they were a few years back. It's not proof of climate change but it would seem to indicate that something is happening. Im not interested in getting into an argument about the pro's/cons of it, just my 2 cents.

You’ll be fine @XTreme

i've heard they let the trainee doctors work on gingers.

Well I'm going somewhere Monday in the car! It's not Baza! It's not Albox! It's Guadix......about 60 miles west along the motorway towards Granada! My boy is working in Madrid for a couple of days so I've got to drop him to the bus station in Guadix at 11am......then pick him up at 10PM Wednesday night!

That’s better than most of the roads in Edinburgh.

Best song he ever did.

Not me

See how happy Pedro is? That’s down to serious modding by me.

20 feckin chicken nuggets, who’s the greedy fecker

Bagsy I don’t have to shave you ginger pubes

They already have and they agree.

Varied content in my channel, here's Ladybugs' sexy time

You need to learn how to ride you knobend.

16 minutes of looking at your arse? Fuck off.

Jesus wept, what did that CBR's clutch ever do to you to deserve that? I also made a video, if you enjoy please like and hit that subscribe button, that way you will be notified of all new and interesting content and really help us keep this channel alive.

if i remember right this was the hardest part where gruber failed i think its was a challenge though

No thanks you say … did you think you was invited

It is a money making scam and the sooner people wise up to it the better