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BOTM will be here shortly, get those pictures taken. It’s going to be epic! Remember the picture must be taken this month, no garage or driveway shots you losers, landscape shots only (turn your phone on its side you retard). Extra points will be given for including a nice bin in the shot or if you must, some scenery. One picture per person, no swapping pictures if you get a better one during the course of the show and tell, overt photoshopping or other faking will result in your entry being removed and will not be able to take part for this month. Enhancements with filters is okay as is a little bit of touching up (ooooeeerrr missus). Piss taking will be mandatory except in the case of my entry which you will all love unconditionally. Moderator decisions are final, this is not a meritocracy or a democracy (Google it). Finally, have fun, don’t take yourself too seriously and remember, the earth is square.

Update (unlikely to be able to reply cos I got no phone charger). Wasn’t looking forward to swapping the batteries cos while Mr Slowlys bike battery is easily removed the Himalayans is a right royal pain in the wotnot requiring seat removal and a very long screwdriver to lever it out from above whilst wriggling it back n forth from the side. I do not carry a long screwdriver around so had to make do with the too short spanner I had. Cue much frustrated fecking about.. and then I eventually discover… his battery is also flat After some confused conversations it transpires because electricity now costs so much they won’t charge anything unless you specifically ask and pay €10! FFS a heads up would have been nice. Am in hotel 10 mins down the road while it charges overnight. If I return tomorrow and it’s still crapped out I’ll hire a car, go home and start the annoying business of buying yet another battery. The only English speaking channel on the TV is constant real life murder documentaries, it’s highly educational, at this rate I’ll be able to give Buck a run for his money I’ve had a delightful dinner from an expensive vending machine because there’s no room service, pah! Who books two doubles?! Bog standard hotel bathroom but at least they supply a toothbrush and toothpaste. Nice view from the balcony. To the right you look out to sea but that was too dark for the camera to photograph. Any suggestions for a supplier in Spain who would have a high turnover of quality batteries?

I was looking forward to the abandoned villages and meeting his midget friends …. Feel let down now ,

Yes I can imagine...two guys sharing a air mattress on your way to Spain..

A bit of useless info for you while Looking up the altitude for where i live i found one of the highest hills near me is Mynydd y Glyn which is 1237ft and just so happens to be where i took this photo from and it also happens to be the mountain featured in this film

Straight in Pete's wank bank

Neither of you are as high as Zzzak.

It's from www.shitsling.com

Usually why i'm in the woods, i find this device very good except for that one time with a rotten tree

Christ, what you been eating?

Marcel will after he goes out on his Honda and gets bummed in the woods.

i was adding another 300er on top of that or are the midget bummers free ?

and he died in a toilet, what can we learn from this?

I'm afraid things with Skippy might be getting serious...Maybe Skippy is the jealous type..

Does it hurt when you fart?

Yeah me and six got to setting the wheels in motion and pete kyboshed it, something about midgets in Holland and some deep heat..... Proper deviant shit by sounds of it

He called off the trip?...Maybe he needs more time for his perineal hernia to heal....took him six months to shake off the flue...so I wouldn't be surprised...

I Think this one isn't to bad...reminds me of Pete with his natural pose..

How about this.

Goat face can kiss my ass...I'm entering a driveway shot..

We don't want pics of whatever action is going on in your van thank you ...............

Oh bog off bike basher

Exactly Bob a photo of a smelly boot which i'm not convinced is smelly because of the damp and not a single bike photo even Six will provide a photo of his bike in the van

You really need to visit a Honda dealer you know! @Saul.......tell her what the Honda lifestyle is like after enduring all that Indian crap! @yen_powell will jump at that shit!

Driving - it's about 1,200 miles to Chicago and then another 250 or so down to Indy. But I'll finally get some good pizza!

Fuck if he's a flatlander i'm subterranean at 396ft

Deaf is an advantage with two women.

In reality, virtually all the midgets are female. I've only ever seen two males since I've been here......and I haven't seen either of those for years so they could be gone now. They don't have a long life expectancy. Never seen any midgets outside of this town either......this place is Midget Central!

Did I mention no pictures in or next to vans?

Well i can here @Six30 moaning like feck already ..............

Gets your arse down the midget level, very considerate.

I'm wondering when our resident Welsh/Dago person is going to get a photo of one of the DBM's , they must be a damned sight quicker than him ..............

Bins are great, we should probably do Bin of the month as well, gravel traps should show the bike on its side with additional kudos for blood and/or protruding bone.

Bloody lovely ride to work this morning.

i reckon its caused by severe midget bumming... its a Honda thing.

I've never owned a Honda product before....is it something I should be worried about?...getting hernias in weird places...

It’s the decoy he uses to trap midgets.

No photos of gravel traps or bins as well, you know who you are ...............

Ask @Sir Fallsalot, he's got lots of Honda's and he spends a fair amount of time in the woods ................

Au contraire mon ami, it's a lovely ride nearly everytime I ride too work as I'm riding away from Bristol and it's mental traffic plus I get to play with Ducati's

It's not always convenient to post from hospital.

Wilkinsons near work , I get the dogs treats from there … but you have to walk the pic and mix …. handful of strawberry Bon bons every time .

I’ve eyed up some cracking bins for the photo. But there’s a big warning sign saying no parking and a large fine of you do so we’ll see how risk averse I’m feeling later

Its alright mate my Honda isn't leaving me anytime soon.

If you mean by proper bike a BMW I have owned 4 already. I can see me owning one again in the future I do love my job, it is very interesting. I am changing from night to day working and that is taking a bit of adjustment but all is good so far.

That was just friendly encouragement.