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Result......at fucking last! My boy has got the flat in Madrid......so the fucking hateful bitch will be going. And we never want to see her fat fucking face again. Obviously we're sorry to see the grandkids go.....but tolerating her is too high a price to pay. At least we got them out of South Eastern Poland......which is an extremely right wing, racist, and homophobic region controlled by the criminal cartel known as the Catholic Church. My boy now has a good job and has already been promoted to a managerial role......so he and the boys have a future. But I have no doubt she'll do everything possibly to screw it up so she can drag them back to her Slavic ghetto.

That’s a Welsh/Dago cold, your hernia will be fecked next week

Feckin Gaudix, you haven't got a clue mate. I'm just off to take my son to college, try fighting your way across Bristol in the morning ..............

Just got back from Guadix!

I've been left unsupervised as the wife is in Bristol with the boy, their both going to a gig to see wasp i think, anyway enough about them look what i found stashed, i had to eat a packet of pink wafer biscuits before i spotted the chocolate the larger is to thin things out in the morning

And no 70s porn music on the vid.

Beige slacks at 11 O'Clock, are you at that age yet where they seem a good idea?

1978 is a fair while ago

I’ve run out of food too, which at the moment might not be your fault but could well be after Ive had to have pizza for breakfast.

Don’t forget that it usually mutates into Yersinia pestis.

Honestly Pete I don’t know how you managed to send this cold to Salobrena but you can have the sodding thing back. I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep. If you hadn’t had all those casual encounters with midgets in the mountains it never would have spread this far this fast. Yes I blame you. I can’t find a link to prove it irrefutably and Zzzaks not about to do the research but I’m certain of the 7000 google results that say its not your fault the one that says it is must be true. And I’ve run out of brufen which is also somehow your fault, my sleep deprived brain just hasn’t figured out how you did it yet.

I got home on Monday, Bob. I'm doing ok thanks, apart from the feeling that they let everyone in the hospital kick me in the balls whilst I was under the anaesthetic!

God dam it woman every time you type i end up using google it's like reading one of Tym's posts except when i google words you use google knows the answer

when he's not working going to albox or bazza dealing with the fat munter Its not too hot or cold its not raining snowing or when the ground is wet or its dark, feeding the animals or taking delivery of pellets dying of the mange or plague or surfing the net to find things to slag off the UK or having hernia ops anytime in-between that lot really

I’m watching a tv program on UFO’s, very convincing, it’s unfortunate that they are always filmed by people that are unable to focus their cameras. The special guests are fucktards totally believable. They remind me of someone.

3 nights , cave for two , 240 euros ..... says its a nice romantic stay..... im ok with that if @busabeast is

@yen_powell: "Hold my beer"

Strawberry Ice cream factory

Pizza is not my favourite dish at all. The ones I had in Milan were good but it still didn’t really float my boat. However supplies are very low and the lone tomato and half thing of cheese left in the fridge won’t be enough on its own. I garlic buttered the pizza base (to waterproof it) before adding the tomato and toppings then pre cut it before cooking. It tasted so good it’s worth posting. No sorrowful slightly soggy middle and no shard shattering crust just crispy edged garlic buttered joy. I might be a pizza convert.

I don’t know about hard but when I’m riding in -3c mine disappear up to my neck

It is the delayed groan than I like.

Not quite there yet @yen_powell

A nice satisfying noise when he hits it. The speed he was going whilst obviously not paying attention, he's lucky he has broken a few ribs and sternum rather than killing a pensioner or small child who got in his way.

Congrats. It’s comforting to know all that effort has reached a worthwhile conclusion. Regardless of what happens from this point you can breath easy ay

Just popped out for an hour to blow away the cobwebs. Down to Fishy Gizzard (Mevagissey) then back to Pentewan and home. I spend a lot of time in Meva as that is where my choir is. I am sort of grudgingly accepted down there because of it but Tis a bit of a rough old fishing port really. Looks lovely but the pubs can be a bit fighty. Not so much in the summer as the Holibobs fill the place. Lots of Holiday Parks up through the Pentewan Valley. Meva outer harbour Inner Pentewan

You're English Bob......it's understandable!

It’s minor payback considering the stuff you got me to google!

Oh great you're getting one too...I have mine color match to the bike.....I was going to mention it but was afraid of being ridiculed by certain members...it's nice to have someone come out of the closet..

She's just bitchy because you're no longer suffering the misery and trauma of Indian motorcycle ownership.

That's just a strategic temporary retreat

Mercy

yep it's been a while hope to put that right when the weather improves , it's lashing down here at the moment

Other European countries sent a warning ahead saying don’t do it, you’ll regret it, we do. But listen to other countries.. NEVER

They are road vermin, they are everywhere.

Except it is now classed as a ginger STD.

And now I can’t switch the bastid thing off

Do I need to switch on private browsing before I google that?

It ain't a cold! Or a flu of any type I've ever known! It's everywhere here......and you may eventually need antibiotics.

Couldn’t happen to nicer form of transport, no sympathy here

You’re the entire reason I now know how to use private browsing

Must be pretty close or you wouldn’t meet up for fear of setting off your aquagenic urticaria

Yer turns out it’s more than the clutch. I’m gonna stay out of it. It’s easier for Mr Slowly to sort while he’s there.

Is he ginger? If he isn’t ginger then it is classed as murder.