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Been up to Peter Hammond motorcycles as they are closing down. A bit damp on the way …. Currently sat in AV8 cafe as it’s absolutely chucking it down

I want to know if i drive an electric car through the clean air zone at 70 instead of 50 will i still be done, it states clearly that the speed has been reduced to combat air pollution so if my car produces no pollution then i should be exempt from the speed restriction surely

This is what happened when I showed the photo to our Labrador. My other dog asked if you were Welsh.

Must be the cash, body parts require some sort of saw and he doesnt do tools.

Finished work early today so lit the fire then thought i'd do something out the garage, but no i just woke up from an afternoon nap.

And people say I look like doc magoo...holy fuck man...

I'm beginning to think he's putting all the cash he's earning in it and hiding it in the abandoned villages its that or body parts

Why would he want your sloppy seconds

Taking the bike down and they'll fit the rack for free.....cos I'm a fucking Player and they know it!

I don't possess one of those faces!

Took my mate to Damerells and Thors today to look for his fourth bike that he won’t ride when it’s wet. Didn’t bother taking any photos at Thors but took a few at Damerells. I did notice that my Himalayan was in the sold line.

We have a few groups of local Ned’s that use electric bikes now rather than scooters for their criminal activities, a lot of these things will do 70+, they are unregistered of course and the yoof wear balaclavas. Of course the police are not allowed to chase them in case they fall off and get hurt. I’m guessing they are bought with ill gotten gains or stolen.

We have a lad on the estate with an electric bike. Christ that thing shifts. He's a very skilful rider as he can wheelie the thing for ages but yes he's going to hit something soon and hopefully injure himself and I'll be the first to laugh at him.

We did start setting it up but Pete didn't like the idea

Seriously folks, surely you fancy a road trip without getting soaking wet, freezing cold and spending the GDP of a small nation? Plenty to see and do down here………🏍

Triiiiiiiiiiiiip! C’mon down………what could possibly go wrong?

i think your a Lesbian

Teabags, midgets, polish munters etc

I’d like a pic of the air before it goes in the compressor then.

The air will be inside the tire though, can't see it.

Is your ass on fire..

I'll bet it's similar to your "Look at the state of that down pipe!" face.

My pump arrived yesterday evening. It came with crocodile clips as well as a set of leads with ring terminals. I fitted the crocodile clips on just now and stuck them on a bike battery that has been sitting in my garage for about 2 years. The pump spun up and air came out of the outlet valve, not tried it on a real tyre yet, will do that another day when I have more time.

Yep they definitely didn’t pay it due regard. Getting the bastid thing out is a right royal pita. One of the frames bars cuts across the corner of the battery housing. It has to be levered from behind and pulled from the front in a wriggling motion. Total fail. Yes Pete I should have got a Honda

That’s my ‘I’m feckin soaking ‘ face. You’re right though, I don’t have your superior Viking genes or your appetite for strawberry ice cream

I like those small panniers......look good mounted higher.

Mind you I’m impressed you know how to get the seat off without Tony Tools help

Just gone live.....a Dutch site! AUTOTRANSPORT NEDERLAND SPANJE

Bit concerning @Clive that you liked the comment about you in high heels and a leotard

Calm down Mr OCD If I had the energy to clean it I’d be riding it, probably to the supermarket cos I’ve only got a pizza base and rice noodles left in the house. Haven’t even had a cup of tea yet. I thought I would die if I went til lunch time without a cup of tea but it turns out I don’t.

Tomorrow I’m hoping to be recovered enough to ride to the big supermarket (big whoop for the exciting times ) and get some supplies before Mr Slowly arrives on Sunday. Emailing airport parking so hopefully his bike will be charged when he arrives. If not I’ll ride over to Malaga with the NOCO

Oh but we did...not the type you get into at those rallys...10 inches of snow..

Mother nature deceided to give me a parting gift...a good 10 inches...by tomorrow noon I should be in vegas with my Scottish Beauty from Aberdeen that's if the plane doesn't crash or get taken over by terrorists...if anyone act up during the flight...I will unleash my Viking rath on those poor souls...

I think that police can't chase them incase they get hurt should be overturned, they are using them for illegal things so to me they forgo the right to be protected

I used to work for neuron a couple of years ago and apparently everyone needed a licence to use them but what happened more often than not is a parent would hire the scooter on their account and give it to the kid, also the amount of people who we caught riding them two up was ridiculous, they weren't best pleased when we would drive by and remotely turn them off, but I agree as a trial to get people out of cars it's a failure. Also the unregulated ones are stupid, most of them will do 40mph or more which doesn't bode well for when you come off

i got one of them ...brilliant bit of kit

So I typed ‘pull trailer’ and this is the shite gif offers?

With little disposable income......unless she works! And that won't happen. I can't say any more because I need to play my cards close to my chest......and I'm on the way to a full deck.

I invented the English dictionary...

In my leopard skin mankini no less.

yeh ... but she said clive was dressed in a leotard and high heels ... thats me out of that dream , but @Buckster said he's in

I got a nice case from Ali Express for mine not sure if yours will fit in it https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33007183895.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.1.205f53a7L4IRVd&algo_pvid=cb4df6d7-9c5e-4212-9029-3916403e30d9&algo_exp_id=cb4df6d7-9c5e-4212-9029-3916403e30d9-0&pdp_ext_f={"sku_id"%3A"12000032135349149"}&pdp_npi=3%40dis!GBP!9.98!7.28!!!!!%40211bf4c516795219008142770d0705!12000032135349149!sea!UK!4462793200&curPageLogUid=u5PThRH6NQTQ