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@Skippy’s got it all wrong hasn’t he. Retiring to Spain, enjoying the sunshine, playing golf, riding his bike off road and chillin. He’d be having a much better time if he carried on working at a desk, drove backward and forwards buying teabags, pellets, hay, spending his money only his adoring daughter in law and occasionally visiting a decaying corpse in some ruins. Yer wotta ponce

Today this is me ️

Made it to Vegas...dam those planes are cramped...packed like a sardine...let the crazy stuff begin....

Same here with the sleep, although i got 8 hours last night but not a straight 8 hours as my daughter woke me up coming in and then going back out an hour later, still feel rough though oh and the hour or two i had yesterday afternoon

What is it with blokes, as I've gotten older I sleep less. I'd love 6 hours. if I had a night like that I could listen to Mandi more. I now class my out building as a garage as it has a garage door on it and it's prob bigger than Persimmon Houses are supplying. Got my toolbox in there with Mandi CBF and both my Tracer and TDM. Bit of a squeeze too. Prob is they're all out of MOT. The dominator has MOT but is landlocked in the rear garage shed as I've just sorted the front and rear calipers with new seals and stainless pistons with a fluid change. The rear res screws wrung out so there was a drill involved and now waiting for new screws. I can see some tie wraps doing the job for now.

I'm ready

You’d be surprised mate, the two Himalayans I had never had a single fault and that was after I bashed them relentlessly around the local trails. Maybe I was lucky?

After I get my arse off this forum and on the bike down to the supermarket. I've so far managed to delay for over 8 hours. I think that might be a record for me I can see Mr Slowlys face when he arrives tomorrow, everything's shut and theres f'all to eat or drink. Looks a bit like Boboneleg in the rain

Plus 'B y Q' for the mesh.

My Eldest daughter is 18 today. She is not even going out as she has the flu. Never mind she has a bottle of Malibu to ease the symptoms.

Well you haven't been on the bikes since last October so there was no need to switch them.

Just put the clocks forward on the bike and the car after looking at YouTube tutorials. Yes.....we've had the car 5 years and I still need a YouTube tutorial to do it!

Found an excuse to nip over to Lowestoft via the back roads so after much moving and pushing other bikes and things about the domi was out for a bike test. I await comments as what I need to collect wouldn't fit down the front of my jacket.

You can go and visit him in hospital wheres your sense of adventure

Those Shad's are just ugly copies of Givi's boxes. If you want the real thing I have some (Givi) in my garage, you can have one for free. This is what you call sleek and practical, you can even balance your helmet on it without it falling off...............

Put the optimate on the bike, did the dishwasher and it’s wiped me out, time for a nice cup of tea and a sit down, it’s only sensible

You used the wrong preferred pronoun. You transphobic cunt!

Might have to be a bit careful with the bales and feeding the horses but apart from that yerp he lives life in recuperation mode

After a whole 6 hours sleep I think I might be ok to go out on the bike today and pick up some supplies. Have to be the cupboards are now bare Fingers crossed the battery behaves and I’m not in the car park with warming food, fumbling around with a jump starter

If Pete enquires what the waiting time til the op is you’ll be better set (probably for September weather wise) because after any op theres a recuperation period even with laparoscopic surgery. Peeps sometimes don’t realise that although the incision made was comparatively small underneath that small incision they have still had the same operation they would have had with a larger incision. You have to rest up accordingly. An easy hernia- no straining for a couple of weeks (that can increase to 6 weeks depending on the repair), that will include riding a moto for sure. Health first n all that.

So once you have had the op and got the Empire State top box, what will your preferred pronouns be?

I've always said you're a very discerning guy zzzak! These fucking morons here don't bat an eyelid at Buck putting something that looks like a George Foreman grill plus a fucking trailer on the back of his bike! But when I add a sleek and very practical top box on mine it's the end of the fucking world!

I’ve experienced the weird shitty cold you sent to Salobrena why the hell would I risk experiencing f’inuglytopboxdisease?

How much strawberry ice cream you had so far....

Played like a knob today but still managed a half decent score……..a natural talent clearly. Back at the bar and had a few lagers so now I need to ring the missus and ask her if she’ll pick me up………….brave of me.

There’s a tree.

Yer that last pill was one too many.

If you were chewing wasps as well yer.

Fuckmine, that rough !!!!

Wot you on about I am a peasant. Just one that accidentally read a book! Any rate Petes not talking about when you come out, he want's a booking for his client now

Don't think of it as 5am, think of it as more like 4am, at least that's what your body will be telling you.

She won’t come and mix with us peasants … we are no where near educated enough .

It's meant as it's ok. Meaning nothing bad happens. Like if you ask your bike storage people if the battery can go bad from being left at no charge for months, they'll say "no pasa nada" as in don't worry as nothing bad will happen.

Her !!! That’s some medication your on there Bob

Interesting you say that. My Honda is built in Thailand and I have just received (this morning) a sumpguard and air filter from Thailand , genuine Honda parts exactly the same as you would buy from any dealer in UK. Admittedly they took 12 days to get here and the shipping was £25.42 but here's the rub............. The sumpguard cost £16.04 and the air filter was £7.28, now I'll give you the prices for exactly the same parts with Honda part numbers from any Honda UK dealer, £107.74 and £26.74

I feel better after less sleep too, im used to having around 5 or 6 but get 7 or 8 and I have a headache for the day.....

Was in fucking agony all last night, so I'm chllin' in the lounge listening to a German Internet radio station called " Radio Bob, Prog Rock", just my thing!

Good on her! This news will make absolutely no difference to my life and, I suspect, any of your lives too. And no, I wouldn't!

I like it, in fact I have an earlier model which is extremely useful for all sorts of things, just ignore the haters.

It’s like art, or the sunset

yup we was looking at digs and bike rental ... and Pete threw cold water over it..

We did start setting it up but Pete didn't like the idea

Seriously folks, surely you fancy a road trip without getting soaking wet, freezing cold and spending the GDP of a small nation? Plenty to see and do down here………🏍

Explain it to me then. How long have I got before I catch f’inuglytopbox disease?

Triiiiiiiiiiiiip! C’mon down………what could possibly go wrong?

This is what happened when I showed the photo to our Labrador. My other dog asked if you were Welsh.

i think your a Lesbian