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Fucking feels like that at the moment, my Mrs offered to get me a stick to use, I told her the only need I had for a stick was to throw at her. Piss taking cow.

Hey Pete whats that where your topbox normally goes i cant quite make it out

Just looked it up they gave you something for vulvovaginitus, they must have seen you had a swollen red vagina

I find the e45 cream clears it up well enough and it doesn't appear unless I've had a particularly hard time in the scrum, not that I need to worry about that anymore....I've retired though I will have one more game for harlow so I can end my career with the team it began with.

My name isn't Pete

whats the plan .... you waiting for @busabeast to come out and bludgeon her

Apart from one short ride in February I haven't ridden my Desert Sled for 6 months , I'm not taking it out while there's salt and shit on the roads. I did buy some tyres for it this week though

fixed

When the bikes were kept outside i had the perfect excuse not to clean them, so when i built the garage attached to the house i thought i would have a garage full of gleaming bikes as i'd be in there every spare minute i had but the reality is i just don't like cleaning bikes or cars or garages or sheds and i'm just a tired fucker

So if someone turned up with a filthy bike would it be too much? Would I (just for example) be doing you a favour by letting you clean it?

Yeah, sounds like it's time to bin the stilettos and get some sensible shoes!

Watching that has reminded me of my aged friend Ted who likes a SHAD top box too. He has had the lid fly open multiple times. I think it is easy to think you have locked it properly when you haven't. It may just be a pensioner thing though, I've chased him a few time hooting or shouting, but the silly sod just waves and carries on riding with all his stuff falling out the flapping lid.

Your time will come.

You are truly the female @yen_powell

Bunch of doddery old cunts, I never fall over unless I've got shitfaced

I needed to clean and lube the chain (you listening @Slowlycatchymonkey).......so I thought it would be a good time to figure out how to remove the box. I found a Shad video for this model....... .......and off it came! And I managed to get it back on again!

Few pics from yesterday..

She said there aren't enough tow bars here.

You are already so old you are scared to tune your bike. Boring old cunt!

Not if I can help it, if I can help it I'll expire when I'm about 59 I don't want to be a doddery old cunt

Yes, Pete, but things are getting better by the day mate.

I can take those tie raps off the rear brake res now the stainless have arrived. Got some for the front too.

Absolutley not but I'm useless on road tyres

YEAH

They were out of the Namby-Pamby chain lube!

lost interest in the road riding and getting more of a kick from the dirty stuff plus once the salt hits the road then the two Africa Twins come off the road until its all gone, when i was looking at putting things back on the road this year everything needed taxing or MOT's all in the first 3 months so i decided to split them up a bit. Probably wont bother now until there's a motorcycle rally me and the wife want to go to so probably around May.

I see the odd post from her on FB looks like she's really enjoying herself in her new home doing some woodworking classes and making furniture for her home

Useless without Autoglym.

This is my toolkit......and I Just gave the bike a good polish!

Cleared my email inbox. 28000 emails since early 2018 I was going to keep any important stuff and bin the rest but screw going through that lot, all straight to a filed away from sight folder, that’ll do for another 4 years

Even that box isn't big enough for her probably only just big enough to fit her afternoon snack in

We all know he is a pussy so he got the right treatment and i mangeaged to miss the photo this time

You left your kit at home deliberately, admit it!

You could carry a Romanian around with you in the top box … wearing his multi coloured jumper and shell tracksuit bottoms his bucket of water and squeegee and he could jump out and clean your bike when ever you stop

Funnily enough as I was fitting the NOCO jumpstart lead scrabbling around trying to thread fat wires through bendy spots they didn’t want to go through and my fingers got blacker and blacker partially cos the bikes so damn dirty from sitting for over three months in airport parking I thought Pete would absolutely love this I took a pic showing how stupidly crammed in the battery is (yes I know it wouldn’t happen on a Honda ) and decided the sight of the last one might break you out in hives, enjoy Your welcome

E45 makes it more bearable but won’t speed up healing, an antiviral cream is the thing to have, but whatever works for you

Pete will never go fast enough to escape them (run Pete, run!).

No shit. Left Kansas City around 3:00 AM and headed west, arriving home at 1:00 PM - got stuck in a white-out blizzard in eastern Colorado for a couple of hours at 20 mph... couldn't see shit on the road. There was a semi truck just ahead of us in the pic. Good, clean fun !

I won't say it out loud in the street, but I was actually rooting for Marquez. Not really because I like him but there is nothing cooler in any sport than seeing a champion come back from bad times and showing people why he was a champion in the first place.

actually they do... I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

No he survived Just lost a bit of function (brain damage) and had to live in hospital for months thinking he was going to die and us wondering if he would too, anti-virals were/are a bit hit n miss. I heard he made a good recovery. But it’s a virus you never get rid of that often reoccurs so hmm.