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Buck is on his way home from a darts match when his boot lace becomes undone. As he bends to retie it a sudden stabbing pain hits him. The darts in his pocket has punctured his knob in multiple places. As soon as he gets home he anxiously takes a piss and it sprays every where out of all the new holes. In a panic he goes straight to his doctor the next morning. After explaining what had happened the doctor asks him to piss into a jar. The result is piss up the wall, piss all over the desk and piss dripping off the doctor himself. The doctor thinks for a second, then gets a dry writing pad out of his desk and writes a name and address on it. "I want you to go and see this man, he'll sort you out." "Is he a urologist?" asked Buck. "No..... he's a world class flute player, he'll show you the best way to hold your knob when pissing."

The door was open on the Braithwaite railway arches as I walked past so I stuck my phone through the door and took a gloomy blurry picture. These were built by a colleague of George Stephenson of Stephenson's Rocket fame. The other picture is of the new back entrance to Whitechapel station. The street is now called Durward Street, it used to be called Bucks Row, the name was changed because of some bad publicity which attracted gawpers. Mary Ann Nichols' body was found just about where the bicycle is, the first victim of Jack the Ripper.

I’m staggered you’ve added a knob to your bike and that hasn’t caused a cascade of nob jokes. Allow me to kick things off. Three men are marooned on an island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. 'If the length of your three penises together is as big as mine, then I'll show you how to get off the island. Otherwise you'll be killed and eaten.' The native's nob was an incredible 20 inches. Getting off to a good start, the first man shows off his impressive 10 inches. The second man produces a 9-inch dick. Feeling confident, they urge Buck to get his tackle out. Buck does and reveals just one inch of manhood. After some nail-biting calculations the cannibal says, 'Okay fellas, you've managed to come up with the goods: I'll let you use my boat to escape'. As they were sailing to safety, the first bloke mentions how lucky they are that he's so well endowed. Likewise, the second bloke suggests that they are truly blessed at the length, of his schlong. Buck pipes up ' ... and you're damn lucky I had an erection!'

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Girlfriend getting friendly with Brad Pitt.

Busy day today, left home at 7am, got to site at 8am, did a bit of setting out and then left my bike inside the fencing the blokes had set up around themselves. It was across the road from our new office that has no parking, so handy if they kept an eye on it. Went into the office for an hour, swapped my bike trousers for jeans (I was melting from the setting out in full bike gear) and then came back out and jumped on to the train at Whitechapel station to go to a site meeting in Shoreditch. As I got on the train I heard the station announcer say "Can Inspector Sands please contact the control room". Now that rang a bell, some sort of code. I googled it when I came back up to the surface at Shoreditch, it means a fire alarm has gone off but they don't want to evacuate the station. Met 'Julian from Guildford' in Strype Street and talked about his S278 works, popped into the Petticoat Lane camping shop and bought some maps, then walked back to the station via Spitalfields Market and went back to Whitechapel Station on the train. No sign of a fire there luckily, came out to find the small fenced site with my bike inside has suffered a gas leak, caused by the blokes with their mini digger digging out a couple of gulley pots I asked them to renew. I risked leaving my bike there again whilst they waited for the gas board (Cadence) to come out and repair the pipe and went back to the office where I knocked out some sign drawings, did some estimates and listened out for a gas explosion across the road. I went back at 3pm, unlocked my bike and asked the gas men to let me out, their van was blocking me in. Left them slapping a big elastoplast onto the pipe and fought my way home through east London's expert drivers/wankers. Home by 4:30pm. Picture of my bike now blocked in by pallets of kerbs and some of my artwork, Banksy, I shit him!

service stations on the motorway have always been a rip off

I think I got banned right at the beginning, shame I had a great pic for this month

Spiteful Think he's worried.

I wasn’t working so I went to Caravaca De La Cruz, drank coffee and ate cake.

Motorway stops have always been more expensive and so have burgerthing but yes they have gone up like everything else.

Buckster has voted for himself.

About £3 now we have got rid of the EU freeloaders.

I'm back from taking the wife to the hospital in Granada! Stopped off in the services for a Double Whopper on the way back! Haven't had once since I was in Britain! The fucking thing was €8.50......WTF? How much are they back there?

Zipties, tape, a leatherman kind of thing with pliers, and a couple of whatever your bike uses spanners or torx or whatever. France is not really a desert and you'll be in a group. You own many bikes in very different locations, so two toolkits isn't that crazy if it's a source of concern.

Yeah the Honda will probably be the end of me, especially if I believe my Mrs

And when i remaster a photo its photoshop

I will get abusive shortly.

has @Slowlycatchymonkey got any votes ...... oh hang on...

For the record I usually drink alcohol less than once a month and that’s usually due to not wanting to spoil the party. Some folk can get a little nasty when they imbibe.. Fingers crossed your conflict driven ass finds a fight soon. With someone else that is.

You've turned my photo around and cropped it. How very dare you. Spelt my name wrong as well.

It will be a woman, sucking up the Harley muscle.

My vote goes to Bob......I think that's a great shot!

Me and Mandi stopped at one on the way to Manchester, was some loose change off £20 for 2 whooper meals.

if only your bike was in the foreground .... nudge nudge wink wink

If you’re stranded but have a mobile reception it’s amazing how fast you can learn how to do something via the marvels of you-tube and real world pressure Plus other motorcyclists will stop and ask you if you need help (at least they do in the UK and in Spain), it’s then embarrassing to have someone competent offering to help but not having the things that are needed to do the job. That hasn’t happened to me motorcycling but it has on a bicycle, because they’d stopped they felt they should stay until the problem was resolved which it couldn’t be so I wrecked my day and theirs for the sake of an inner tube.

They did one of Pete, it is 5’5”

Not really 180 cm in real life ...those wax replicas are 2 % made bigger for some reason.

I carry a nice little thing with all the things one (probably not me) would need to tighten stuff or work on my bike. But truth be told, if it conks out I'm fucked and stranded.

Where do I start Tools suitable for both bikes (I have feckall for the Sled). Tin with various nuts and bolts, solderless nipples. fuses. WD40, JB Weld , length of wire and a couple of electrical connectors, chain split link (520 &525) , spare inner tubes , compressor, tyre levers, lift jack. I've probably missed something , oh ! and a leatherman in my pocket.

Less that 4 hours to go to get any more entries in. Not a lot of point I admit given that there is a Harley with a totally awesome tow bar in the mix, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

time to get a fresh one

I'm 37 will be 38 in August. It's the use of a Honda that will do you in you know

Look similar, maybe, with that paddle style of pattern? It should be taken on nice fast dirtroads!

Somebody's remastered this classic clip......absolutely incredible!

I never fall over either

you wont say that when you get to 55

She said there aren't enough tow bars here.

She doesn't have a bike anymore so maybe a bike forum isn't really needed now?

No he shit himself when he heard your barge was going to be towing a fucking caravan

When the bikes were kept outside i had the perfect excuse not to clean them, so when i built the garage attached to the house i thought i would have a garage full of gleaming bikes as i'd be in there every spare minute i had but the reality is i just don't like cleaning bikes or cars or garages or sheds and i'm just a tired fucker

Probably early May Fred. We'll be sorry to see the boys go but living in an episode of Jeremy Kyle is too high a price to pay.

Nah, you've overstepped the mark there ..........