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Here they are boys. Don't fight over them.

sooo, back to the England trip... pics from the BnB: Salmon scrambled eggs!! Kids on their fones Everyone have their own tea cup? Let's ride! Found this biker hangout: Then, up into the mtns: Riding in Scotland is incredible! you might recognize this one from Skyfall?

And after two days racing in this 44 hour Twats are us Gold Cup handicap its @boboneleg and six30 neck and neck with 2 furlongs to go ... @busabeast refused to to leave the starting stools under starters orders and is a non runner.... @XTreme never really got going ,a slight drizzle of rain put him completely off his stride .. @yen_powell got disqualified as he stopped just before the first fence and started telling a steward about his week at work and showing him pictures of road works... @Saul fell over ..twice ! @Skippy diverted from the track and played golf instead @MooN put his boots on the wrong feet and rode round the course the wrong way, @Buckster is carrying far to much weight , he turned up a Shire horse with some sort of plough in tow... so it looks like its a two horse race .

Wait until you get your trailer fitted , your win it on comedy merit ..alone .

I have an update! We followed @Slowlycatchymonkey's advice to make a stencil to ensure the indentations in the box were in the right place. And they were! So the wife got drilling! I supervised! Then it was attach the pad and tighten the screws! I passed the screwdriver! And job done! The bike's coming together now......box, handguards, and decent tyres (Pirelli Scorpion Trail II). @Tango knows how shit the OEM's are, the bike just doesn't steer right with those Dunlop Trailmax shit! If I didn't have my Hernia I'd probably be doing some RTW trip!

Went for a walk down the seafront, it’s very busy. Looks like the schools have broken up and Semana Santa will be in full swing this later Mr Slowly’s always on about how weak English mustard has become (I agree it used to seer your nostrils off if you used more a dot ) so I made him some old school mustard, I suspect eating ham will end up looking more like the overdose scene in pulp fiction than a nice little sandwich and a cup of tea

Did your wife give you permission to post that?

Says the single bloke with no bird and a Harley!

@XTreme you see this, she can take photos of someone else's bike but taking one of her own is a problem for some reason

Must be a Spanish disease..

Just had a letter from DWP that my Pension is going up in April......by 10%. I'll have some of that! What you say @Clive?

Maybe that’s why you turned gay.

I’ve more than one brutal dentist horror story from my Pops about that era of dentists. Unfortunately I think the old guy I had when I was very young in the late 70’s was one of them, I still have a dental phobia now. Not a nambypamby I’m a bit anxious type phobia, a full blown sweating before I even leave the house, want to vom, can’t go type phobia. Fortunately all the teeth a he drilled and pulled were milk teeth and I only had my first filling in an adult tooth a few weeks ago. Still nearly didn’t turn up, my first dentist was a monster and also I think a paedo but we won’t get into that!

Weather looking decent here....... ......so I should be out at some point! With my Box on! And if the wife does the drilling today I'll have the Backrest on as well! Ewan and Charley would be impressed for sure! Anyway.....what's on the cards for you lot?

Goddam I only voted for Pete cos he managed to take a pic without a topbox I fully intended to switch to six’s a the last hurdle but was busy. Shite. Viva Suzuki!

When I was working as a nurse full time I wasn’t covered for maternity leave (yay the nhs complaining they can’t recruit and retain but also making it impossible to leave n return ) so much later I was instructed to fill in the state maternity leave forms. I didn’t for the first few weeks because having a baby is somewhat exhausting. When I eventually did I was shocked by the 16 page document I had to fill in, it was full of the same questions asked in different ways that were designed to make you contradict yourself. Eventually I did get the pathetic statuary maternity pay awarded.. suddenly in one lump sum over a year later.

We almost have.

That;s exactly what I meant

That was tragic, I really feel for @Six30, he was robbed.

No @boboneleg......I don't care for her, she gets PIP for her lack of mobility. Apart from walking she is able to do everything else, so she would not be able to claim carers allowance. She is/was claiming attendance allowance for me , but as said, I have miraculously healed so I no longer qualify for it.

There's a bikers cafe 10 minutes from Llanwrda if your looking for a cuppa on route https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Llanwrda/Owls+Nest+Tea+Room+Diner,+Lower+Rd,+Llandovery+SA20+0DJ/@51.980459,-3.8447886,13.5z/data=!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x486faa3519540df7:0xac22663efe554501!2m2!1d-3.874428!2d51.968201!1m5!1m1!1s0x486fad1bce0759cb:0xccb759d2517d94fa!2m2!1d-3.8065647!2d51.9875277!3e0

Someone else's bike is always better than hers though Fred!

Exactly, that's why I'm not playing. Sideways was my sweet sweet style and it was wrecked.

A loss for Pete then, he is about 4’6”

Why how tall is she … don’t think she qualifies as a midget

I have a red U.K. passport, I will take it with me on Sunday when I head to Wales just in case. Twats!

Definitely some “slip and slide” going on.

Six gets my vote... We need a suzuki on the front page Say no to trailer trash

Once in there’s no escape…….like Hotel California

Come on folks, get those Harley votes in, we are very close to ending up with Rolf Harris on the front page.

Are you sure..? They make them in small sizes Directly from vegas.

Did you get a backwards hood on Bobs?

I've taken the liberty to get two custom made t-shirts for the new mods...I'm feeling generous...you'll have to decide wich one you want...pics coming up shortly. You'll have to pm your address for shipping purposes....I got them made in xl size.

There’s no fluoride in Somerset water. It’s never been a nationwide thing.

Good point.

Have they got one like this ....................

My old girl forced me to take a liquid iron supplement as a kid! It tasted disgusting and made me heave but it was forced down my throat! By the time I'd got in my teens it had rotted a lot of my teeth so they were extracted. Back in those days they extracted teeth brutally for any reason.....the dentists then were mainly ex-Forces WWII types. And after each one was extracted I was bollocked for not looking after my teeth.

Have you never been to McDonald's?

I'd lost most of my back teeth before I was 21......I've been squashing my food for years!

Oh god Pete are you turning into a toothless old crone?

Yeh.....no chewing involved which is how I prefer it!

Squashy pie?

Your going straight to hell if such a place exists

And just incase you like any of these things.

Well Bobo's pic is a bit arty farty for my liking ( I know, I'm a phillistine), I can't vote for Pete, just cos... Saul had it last month, Yen's photo has clearly been tampered with , " There's no excuse for Suziki ownership" so that's Busabeat and six out, t is interesting to see that Buck has finally figured out aht a Harley is for, not only has he parked it on the harbour wall, he's fited it with a convenient wee bollard at one end to tie boats to... it would be ungentlemanly and vulgar to vote for oneself so that leaves Skippy! Good man, Top Pic

How long have you known Pete?

Never mind gobbing off you Cockney Slag......have you found a way to get into that Sanitorium yet?

Good on ya. I’m finding the language barrier a bit frustrating. For example the guy three or four doors down saw us out putting on the new cables and came over for a chat. I would have liked to have a conversation but can’t. Just managed to communicate the bateria was flat and he kindly offered and extension lead. Nice guy, unusual for a Harley rider.. Oh damn wait I have a Harl….

You picked such a great area of Spain to live. Monosyllabic grunting buffoons, DMB's , shopping in Albollox, too hot to ride ................ What you say @Skippy , @Slowlycatchymonkey