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Well i have some pretty exciting news me and the wife have been looking at emigrating to Spain since the beginning of this year we kept it quiet as we weren't sure it was the right thing to do but now we are sure about it i will be talking about it a lot so watch out Pete your going to get a million questions from me

The Spanish/Brit sausages were not good, won’t be buying them again, ever. Looked up ‘Dixon’s Farm’ it doesn’t exist in any form, it’s simply a marketing tool for a meat factory based in Malaga and my god it showed in the end product. I call utter BS on them being 96% pork, even if over 20% is pork fat it was the most un porky pork I’ve ever encountered, pappy as hell. I’ll have to go back to making my own, heyho.

Update. Wallie was collected last night, looking a bit fragile but he had some food and they'd heard "gut noises" at the the vets. This morn Mandi spotted him dumping in the garden before he ran off the grass to chomp on the fresh veg they get each morning.

Luckily i didn't have to go into Cardiff as there are four furniture stores over the hill from me in Talbot Green. We visited all four and we have decided on a sofa hopefully that's something i wont have to do for another 18 years but the wife drops another bombshell by saying you will have to paint the living room before the new one arrives another job i hate doing

I don’t really like hanging out with most people, though, or engaging in things for the sake of it. One thing I really like doing is not doing things I don’t feel like Things will fix themselves.

Going to Cardiff the equivalent of Albox for Pete but probably worse to look for a new sofa, God i wish this was an April fools joke.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm, what's the date today ?

Is it the crap sausages that swung the deal.

My Tracer came with Shad luggage ……..useful but fucking hideous. Only put them on if I really have to.

Put my deposit down this morning. Looking forward to getting it in a couple of months time. I think it will be ideal for commuting.

In Invergarry, we turned off A82, onto A87, running alongside Loch Garry for a bit. A87 turned out to be a nice, little race track running alongside Loch Cluanie! We pulled over at the Cluanie Inn for lunch. After lunch, it was time for qualies as we continued down A87, stopping at the Eilean Donan Castle, near Dornie Gary and Chris were our top to qualifiers for the afternoon. They look happy with their time:

I don't know what you're on about, you are very loud and like to embarrass people but you're confusing that with being social. How many people really spend time with you?

He probably done me a favour i was starting to put in some serious research to make it look believable

That was obvious. But you Couldn’t just watch the show, Slowly was about to get him a house and set him up with her competent landlord, and tell him all about dangerous gravel traps. Thanks for ruining my fun!

Well I'm back to the land of snow...15cm presently falling at the moment...so what did I think of vegas...4 days would have been enough...didn't rent out a bike..first the misus was terrified of the traffic and I would have to ridden it back to the strip at night to the planet Hollywood....the Criss angel show was amazing...

look at all the drunken tarts though ..... would of been a good night back in the day

selective .... you should be thankful .... people want you round.... you twat

i am officially "a bit miffed" this evening. I will admit to being a little overweight ( though I have been the same weight fro the last 10 years), so a couple of years ago I decided to reduce my sugar intake. I basically eliminated sugar form everything I could, tea and coffe, stopped eating stuff that I can't face without adding sugar ( yoghurt, cereal, etc) but changed little else. I had a blood test today and apparently my blood sugar levels are off the scale having skyrocketed since my last blood test a year ago... WTF! I think my wife says I can now only eat salad or raw carrots, with possibly some green beans, but steamed rather than properly cooked... there was a phrase that sprung immediatly to mind... "Fuck...That....Shit" I have now decided to transition, and from now on I identify as a slim healthy person and any one who says otherwise will find themselves in court with a lawsuit for refusing to aknowledge my right to identify as something other than what I was born as. You have been warned!

So I’m not saying I’m sore about falling for Freds April fool but I can say this cheered me just a bit. All the tools etc for the alps trip were delivered today and my son took in what arrived before he left for his lecture. He said the sportsbikeshop stuff was dry but it had hammered down while he was a uni and some parcels were soaking. We ask him to open them up and check for water damage. He dutifully does. But we think the compressor needs checking that its really working, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree…. Hahahaaa

Is this the DVLA's team building night?

So, finally dusting the cobwebs out of the old grey matter, i recalled that iphone photos are geotagged. Found a quick little routine to plot them in Google Earth and finally figured out where the heck we went The BnB above was on A84, north of Loch Lubnaig. We came into the Green Welly from the south and then headed out A82 afterwards. We pulled over at the Three Sisters Viewpoint to get a great look at the valley, and listen to bag pipe music! Still continuing along A82, amazed at the beauty, we pulled over again at the Commando Memorial. There is an additional little garden with memorials to recently fallen soldiers Looking at some of the ages just reinforced my belief that wars should be fought by the old fucks that send the young into battle.

Ah but you weren't sure, that 5% is a victory, I wouldn't buy some Indian POS.

That shows the attitude of twats nowadays so clearly . Just laugh at him , take videos and shout 'don't help him because he's a police officer'

You bring the flask, I’ll make the sarnies

It's raining quite heavily, which is good because I wasn't planning on going out on the bike anyway and the Portuguese forrests need it as much as possible before the fire season starts. I will spend the weekend doing basically nothing, which is what I feel like I've been doing with my time lately. Even though i've been more or less busy with work it just feels like a waste. On monday morning I've got an appointment at a bank at 9:30 right near Porto, and after that am taking off for a couple of days to then end up at Sofia's for another couple of days, and to then spend a few days the week after at my place. Maybe also go for another ride then too. Don't know where I'm pointing the bike on Monday, maybe up the Douro as that's where I'll be, it's supposed to be pretty up there now. Hope that takes me out of my bad mood.

Well I didn’t fall for the one about the scientist who’s discovered how to make people invisible this morning so there’s still hope for me.. maybe

I have a very red face Pedro, but in my defence I've been on guard all morning as I got caught badly last year by a mate

Blimey, we had a noisy blackbird outside our window a 06.00am this morning

One of our neighbors just posted this on Facebook - bet he shit himself! Tony Zotti otespodSnrta6i2t5hhl8fga88u5f55hmh5ahu05001c211g9i1t1m4a8itl · Just got done cleaning up the scratches on my back and head after A F*CKING MOUNTAIN LION USED ME AS A GYMNAST'S VAULT! Woke from a dead sleep to the sound of choking and awful animal screams. I was so afraid that a bear (yes, they're awake, one dropped our bird feeder the night before last) had opened up my goat shed that I just headed straight out....naked. The noise, however, was right outside just off our front porch. There was a fight between a racoon and what I thought was my dog Jasper. He's a yellow lab husky mix and blonde. In my stupor, I figured I must have left him out and was hollering at him to let go. I was scared and they weren't disengaging, so I went to grab him and shit got really weird, really fast. As soon as I moved forward and was within a couple feet of them, "Jasper" let go, jumped up on my porch, turned around and used the front door as a springboard and sprung....at me....landed on my head and back and then sprung again! Hit the ground running and booked it. A freaking lion with a tail as long as me! I was in full on fight or flight mode. I can't believe that just happened to me! Nicole was at the door wondering what in the world was going on and she got stuck cleaning up the mess. So, anyways, there's a cat in the Lump Gulch neighborhood and remember to wear pajamas. You never know when you'll have unexpected guests.

you twat , i cheated any way , that pic was from last year .... call yourself a mod

My first thought was to post “there is no WAY IN HELL”, but someone bit the hook and I thought he’s got one. To top it up she’s refuged inside avoiding the christians so this could have gone for days.

Only until we start "Fucktard Corner"

That's one thing i'm counting on

It's in the very early stages of planning so as i said will have a million questions and probably as many obstacles to overcome. I don't really know what changed it for me the wife has been on about it for years, i'm probably fed up of her nagging LOL The kids are all grown up and we hardly ever see them now so this place is like a holiday home to them so may as well make it a holiday. I like the idea of where Pete lives as it has similar weather to us here and it's in the middle of nowhere which i like the less people i see the better LOL

They do other mid-low range sausages like Clonakilty and Richmonds as well, I just can’t have them cos they contain gluten. My mouth still feels like it’s coated in lard and that’s half an hour and two cups of tea later!

Fuckin site easier for the immigrants. They're told how to play the system.

Well you got one thing right you posted this in the right thread as it fits the title of this thread perfectly

Don't flush it, you can turn it into petrol.

I was going the other way i voted for Six seen that Pete had no chance then forgot to change it to Bob's

Goddam I only voted for Pete cos he managed to take a pic without a topbox I fully intended to switch to six’s a the last hurdle but was busy. Shite. Viva Suzuki!

At last “Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less” a win

Why how tall is she … don’t think she qualifies as a midget