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Scratching her sons ass more likely.

She’s not itching it she’s trying to recreate the pleasure I gave her …. The dirty filthy bitch .

nothing wrong with that bob i have always ridden on my own i dont ride with groups on the road thats when things can go seriously wrong when a slower rider tries to keep up with the fast guys

Not sure if I mentioned it, but I have now got a second home, smack in the centre of trendy Shoreditch. A pied-à-terre I think they call it. It'll be lovely when I get the nets up and the scatter cushions in there, perhaps a window box or two. Perhaps a rug and some doilies. Okay it's a really site hut, but it means I have somewhere to park my bike (inside a traffic warden proof fence), seats, table, kettle, toilet, heater and a microwave. This is for an upcoming job, I said I wouldn't do it unless I got one. Unfortunately the job it's for was meant to start on the 11th and has been delayed until at least May 9th as the building site is behind schedule. I've just got off the phone to Mr Angry who is living next to the two huts (one for me, one for the actual real workers). It seems that only one of the huts is solar powered, the other is a temporary generator type which the hirer will replace as soon as they get another solar type. Turns out it has been switching the generator on and off through the nights, no idea why, it's not in use. I have calmed him down, also told him he is living on top of a giant medieval cemetery, I think he appreciated me letting him know. The actual job is rebuilding a couple of roads that has been removed and put into storage 4 years ago by the developer. The first part, an old York stone alley way, even has a plan showing where each piece of cut, cracked and heavily worn stone came from and is meant to go back. Small sample screen shot below of a small part of the plan. Unfortunately the developers record keeping was not up to scratch and it has become a giant jigsaw. I always start at the corners myself. There is also a couple of granite sett roads, but we can put that back how we want, no English Heritage following us about for that bit.

Went out on the Sled to scrub the new tyres in today, dropped into AV8 for a coffee and sausage ciabatta .

I'm home and glad of it, i fucking hate going away i find it a chore i need the rest of the week off to recover now

Shouldn't she be scratching her ass?

They are having a party for Pete. Here!

@XTreme would but @Six30 has

Yebbut, you haven't bought a bike since 1982 Lionel. Things move on, fish and chips don't cost 2s 6d anymore either ............

Lovely sunny day here so thought it would be a good one to go out. Tried to get my mate with the red CB to come along but his Darkness said no. And great day for a bimble around the clay country. Nobody about so some lovely empty dry roads, Got a chance to wind my CB up a bit and to be honest it was a lot of fun. Surprisingly good for a commuter bike. Anyway Darealls was a bit sparsely populated on the bike front, by their standards. Suppose it is silly season and all. I reckon they have sold 10 Interceptors since my last visit. They had some new interesting stock just the same. Also a nice old school Gixxer turned up outside. I was quite impressed with this CF Moro 650 GT for just 4.6k. Just 2500 miles on it on a 71 plate. Not something I would buy but a lot of bike for the money.

Flying over the Alps this morning

Back in the 90s I had a Kent trail ride planned, 2 weeks beforehand I rode the whole thing with two mates. One lane, downhill, narrowish, chalk surfaced, with a semicircular cross section like a water course and lots of bends. I would just let the bike run at it's own speed in first or second and go up and down the smooth sides at each gentle bend, always liked it, felt like a roulette ball at slow speed. Two weeks later I turned up with about 10 people, stopped at the gap in the trees at the top of the lane and let two people go first, told them to enjoy it as I knew they were proper quick riders and I didn't want to dodder in front and hold them up. One was a back up rider for the British Enduro team, but even he was white faced at the bottom when I next saw him. The other person lost the front half of his front mud guard somehow. Turned out that someone, I assume the local council, seemed to have tried to smooth it out with some sort of concrete type material. Instead of a nice gentle semi circular cross section it now had a deep rock solid square rut that snaked hard left and right with no give in it. You didn't see the rut till it was too late if you were going fast. At my plodder speed I managed to stay out of it and ride along one edge. The two waiting for me were in a bit of a state.

I'm leading a ride from here down to Saint Cirgue en Montagne in the Ardeche last weekend in May. " too long, too short, too much autoroute, too much minor roads, we should eat here... and so on and so forth. Friday we have a club meeting where I will say that i'm happy to navigate the ride down, I have already plotted the route, I shal be leaving from this point at this time, following this route via here and here. either follow me or don't, I'll see you at the hotel at 18h00 for l'apéro. End of.

It's a thankless task at times as different folks have different expectations. I tend to ride a lot more by myself nowadays or just with people I know.

There is another photo

Ducati

That's an outrageous thing to say, it's not 5 miles....It's 8.04672 Kilometres.

Yeh right … you mean you take a flute camping and play Greensleeves on it all night

That's one half of a joke isn't it? You lot. You're an arsehole, you're an arsehole and you're an arsehole. I'm not an arsehole. Okay, get over there with the c*nts then.

As i said you will never understand not worth wasting my time trying to explain not that i could anyway

What is it that you love Fred? The way they punch your teeth out?

When you love your country you don't desert it, you look forward to seeing it again every time you leave it, your 90% gypo so you will never understand

I know......but at least it will relieve the pressure with that fucking thing 250 miles away.

Fucking miserable twat!

If it was just him and Fatty then it would be down to them to sort their shit out. But there's children involved so I have to step up. As it is, I got them out of that Slavic ghetto and away from the war zone. Then my boy managed to get a decent job in Madrid which has the potential to give them all a future......unless Fatty tries to sabotage things as she's done here. So the way I look at it is I've done everything in my power to give those kids a chance in life. If their immature parents fuck it all up then it's down to them.......my conscience is clear.

YouTube usually has a nobber showing how these things are set up, tried that?

Why are you paying that, he’s a grown man with a job. You’re too nice. Or is it that you’re doing everything in your power to make sure they actually go?

That’s you out then you Twat

CFMOTO .....I would have another if finances allowed.

Of course @Six30 has - why do you think it itches?

Christ posting shit like that is hardcore porn to pete

Fantic ….

Know nothing about them! I always wore Shoei until their pricing went ludicrous......now I use HJC as they're a similar fit to Shoei but at a more realistic price point.

I resemble the remark

You old cunt

So why not say fucking 6 pence instead of 6d d means fuck all and is wrong. By the way I did know I was just taking the piss. Pre decimal backwards cunts, I bet it was pete who came up with it too

Sixpence pre decimalisation. 6p. I can only just remember it,

What's 6d?

And in the mountains in Austria a couple of years ago. And in the French/Swiss border Alps this January. The bar reeked!

He thinks the pope will get him, you know, that cunt in the Vatican.

I think it's important to offer a varied selection of cunts! And why are you censoring yourself?

New shoes for the Sled ..................