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Soz been absent, busy riding a bike - for more than an hour to an unabandoned spot on more than the odd occasion it doesn't rain and isnt too hot or too cold..

I blame the parents.

We met them! And I really got on well with her father.....nice guy, and he spoke a fair bit of English. We were basically just talking to each other the whole time.....about an hour. Her mother didn't say much as she speaks no English but she seemed pleasant enough. No doubt Fatty had told them that I was the AntiChrist, so hopefully they'll make their own minds up now. They've now got to clean the flat up properly because the fat lazy cunt did next to nothing. I feel sorry for them having a daughter like that really.

Thanks....got a rear tire today...I'll try to slap it on this weekend..

i want to see some photos of @Slowlycatchymonkey trip.... there was no trip ... she's a dreamer .. a fucking dreamer i tell you

That’s some good walking right there on that contraption It looks like the Harley Davidson of the prosthetic world

Just finished a bit of painting in the living room, did I mention that I feckin hate painting .........................

So I suppose this is last chance to use my favourite GIF .........................

My bad, I thought @Pedro was referring to the XT500

I wouldn't put up with this shit...someone would be walking home with a detached rectum that's for sure... .

Just got in from some trail riding in the pissing rain, someone i know was asking about the XTrainer a few nights ago and he has a CRF300L, so i said we could meet up and swap so we both get a good feel for the bikes. He obviously loved the Beta and after we covered a good variation of terrain in shit conditions i have decided i can live with the 300L. It's not a very inspiring bike to ride but it just does everything well and cheaply which is something that sort of goes against the way i normally choose bikes, everything about it just makes sense but i don't by with my head LOL, This 300L rode a lot better than the one i rode in Barmouth last year, I've had in the back of my head there was something not right about the set up of that one be it tyres or suspension i don't know but the one i rode today i was a lot more confident on. So all i need is some space now, and there's the problem i ain't selling a bike to make room so i cant see me getting one

If I was a bit closer I’d come and give you a hand mate but I’m up to my neck with stuff here so that doesn’t help. Sorry to say it mate but your son needs a fucking lesson in manners and respect and at the same time needs to grow a fucking pair. Thing is that when you’re related to someone it’s often the case that you want to overlook things that you wouldn’t put up with if it was a friend or work colleague. Fer fucks sake don’t make that mistake in this case. ………….. and calm down before you give yourself a hernia

Never would have happened if @Six30 had got the mod gig.

Get a cleaning company in and invoice your son

If it is a shithole we are going to need pictures.

Maybe there was a mix up at the hospital and they got the kid of a family of inbred mother fuckers.

That's soooooooooooooooooooooooo much better looking than a Harley ........................

They wern't light (back in the day) when you got one stuck in a rut and then you had to try and kick-start it when it was hot ............. Don't ask me how I know this ...........

Funnily enough I nearly bought one before my CB500, I sat on one at the dealers, and much as I liked it I thought it was a bit to big and unwieldy for everyday bimbling about. Lovely bike though and I would still like one but not for everyday use.

Pretty bikes, I had a sit on one, makes my GS feel light in comparison.

So @Slowlycatchymonkey is in the Alps is she ..............................

You have embraced the Honda lifestyle and no mistake.

yeh right ....

Can't post any cos they were mainly naked and Pete has a bit of thing about google categorising him as an adult site

Rode the 42 miles up to Bude bike night with some mates tonight. Bob with his 1979 Norton Commando, Andy with his Triumph Scrambler and Martin with his Guzzi V85T. About a 100 bikes or so there and about 10 trikes of differing types. A lot of Triumphs.

Talking to my mate about the ride yesterday, he was grinning like a Cheshire cat went I was going on about how good his Commando sounded riding through Camalfords narrow streets. You think he would be used to it now he has had the bloody thing 39 years and covered 51,000 miles with it. I was also taking the piss up there as I reckon he develops Norton Vibration finger struggling to get sugar in his tea. Lovely bike though.

im angry for you...

Maybe so but it wasn't the only reason I didn't buy it, fuel economy and running costs tyres and such were important factors in the decision as my bikes primary purpose is commuting as well as local bimbles. I won't test ride something unless I am serious about buying it but I never got close to that. I know I am boring but that's the way my head works

One of the greatest songs ever written......

Even I posted a video. I think you have been in rehab.

Tis true the evidence is not available to a bunch of grumpy old biatches on an internet forum The MOT mileage note is evidence enough. Been too busy having a feckin good time for recording shite.. remember that? Nope?

and there I was thinking fondly of this witches coven. I'd put my yearly moto milage up against at least half of the crumblies on here.

It all stops here Bob.......the pair of them have taken the piss!

Tell him he's got a bill to pay once he starts earning in his new job otherwise he's never going to learn and you'll just keep getting the same old shit.

strewth who lit a match

You were offroading a CB1100?

Waiting for a call to meet the Poles! Or will they leg it out of the town instead of fronting us? If they do leg it then we won't have been given the chance to say goodbye to the boys. I'll be really pissed off......but the wife will go fucking apeshit if that happens!

One of those lesser spotted BSA type things. Love the battery to-box too.

If he had used a Honda all he would have suffered was a ruptured anus.

you or buck have no right or say in calling any one elses bike ugly ... you both have no street cred or style about you ,you tractor driving gay ice cream shirt lifter noncey gay sandal wearing pair of twats

And we're likely to find more tomorrow!

It's not even vaguely unwieldy, test ride one.