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Squirrels! ....bleeding hate the things! They have dug up 15 bedding plants and eaten the roots. Where is next doors cat when you need it to keep the rodents down?......you guessed it.....shitting in other flower bed.

So your welsh then

sold a car today, they live in Folstone ... fella just text me saying i left my trade plates in car... bollox i thought ... then i thought .... blast to Folkstone on bike in the morning every cloud if any ones quotes mentioning a van ... your Gay as fuck.

Me go bandoned village .. bum you long time

morning walk with Costa today took us to the beach Coffee in Porto now, waiting for my mechanic to show up. Doing a couple of little freshen ups on the gs. Took a close up picture of the bike for next botm:

Unimaginable… I would have to move abroad to a remote village somewhere

My bike by a decaying wall

So what if you were ginger and welsh how bad would that be

Hey @Sir Fallsalot, a guy with an old Vespa told me today about this oil: https://www.ipone.com/en/eshop/product/samourai-racing-strawberry It's Ipone 2 stroke oil with a strawberry scent! The guy told me he went on a ride with a few people and since he was by far the slowest bike he went ahead, when they stopped for coffee everyone was wondering how it could smell so much like strawberries when they were riding through vineyards Maybe it's a nice solution so that people don't get upset with two stroke dirt bikes riding through the lanes. On other scents, I used a Motul cleaning product today to clean a few smudges off my paint that left a clear orange scent

Is that the one from

you Gay fuckwit

Bloody boiling here today it's been over 25c and do you think i was out on the bike in this no. I've been painting the outside of the house only done the lower half on the front of the house put on first coat last night second this morning and painted the window sills this afternoon and realised i have only done about a quarter of the house there's shit loads left to do, only thing i done with the bikes is swap a tyre on the back of the Beta. I picked up a good trials tyre from a skip in work and wanted to use it on the Beta through the summer but the mousse doesn't fill it up enough to keep it on the rim so swapped it back.

Would you like creamofsomeyoungguy soupe?

Got my angle grinder at the ready........padlock and chains..pah it will destroy them in seconds...

Back from Albox......but one of the shops was closed! So no frozen food this time, but we've got our teabags! Called in the chemist here on the way back and saw Tony the Tools......he's sold his Tiger and bought a new XSR700.

No … rather be ginger than Welsh

So it's all come out now, @busabeast is riding Laurie all day ..........

Give a car a fish and it is smelly for a while. Teach a car to fish and I have no idea where this is going.

I have to use stuff for injection rather than premix i'll have to get some for the boys riding in front of me LOL

Your damn right you did if you had stayed in swansea one of your ex's would have shot you for sure

Photos or it didn't happen

I think you mean "asshole".

Sorry to hear that Pete.....

Wonder if the Russian lady midget will be there … slobbadownmycockyoubitch

2 big squirrels and 5 small uns sat on the fence.

You can't I'm afraid! That window of opportunity has been closed!

Think we can see where this is going CLIVE!!! Don't keep stealing people's bikes

Bethlehem

How cool is this

You're shagging people in work?

Pete likes them

That's amazing I've had a few four wheel drives myself but none of them could fish

We'll need evidence of this bike riding without a support van.

Found his photo.

he drinks their blood first

Nothing wrong with that, that's about the pressure i run on the XR

18c here ☀ but still a cool breeze blowing.

Wingwong chaladingdong...

They were the Llandarcy murders.....I remember it well. An Austin/Morris 1100 was the suspected car of the perpetrator........and I happened to have one at the time. I was getting stopped every day nearly and had to give my details.. And would you believe that young girls were STILL hitchhiking when all that was going on and the killer was still on the loose.

I seem to be on a roll lately as fas as the Tv is concerned. Enjoying the Steeltown Murders on BBC, @XTreme probably remembers the case in Port Talbot.

I was hooked at the end of episode one when he cleared up after the dog with wheels for back legs.

Loved it. Gently amusing. Mr Slowly enjoyed it too.

COLIN FROM ACCOUNTS

watching Mr Inbetween , very good.

daughter signed up for amazon prime so I've hacked her account and am watching "The Good Doctor" but I imagine I will get bored with it before series 3

Just watched the first season of The Diplomat on Netflix, and really liked it. Ended on proper drama too, really pissed me off to go from that to knowing they don’t have a date for the second season yet, twats!