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You were working for Norwich Union in Corn Street where you first encountered Manuel in accounts, you were attracted to his his swarthy Spanish looks and his 4'2'' height . Nothing has changed ...............

Me and the boy

Hello & Welcome......I can't even remember being a 37 waist never mind 37 years old.

Hey all, just joined so thought I should say hello! I'm from south UK, currently serving in the British armed forces and have a love for 2 wheels! Cheers! Limey

Myself and 2 friends recently took a trip down to Cheddar Gorge, the views were incredible. Will be looking to do a lot more of these types of rides!

A mate of mine in the UK has a holiday home over here and leaves his CRF300 Rally here to play on when he comes over. Very nice bit of kit and I’d have one when I get as old as @XTreme

To give this thread some closure I finally got my Helmet today. I initially ordered a C4 Pro in my size but true to what everyone said I needed the next size up which of course they didn’t have. Anyway I returned it for a refund and waited and waited for new stock to arrive. Of course being biking season everybody wanted new lids. I bought a cheapie Viper lid in the meantime that works fine but is noisy. Anyway I changed my mind and ordered a C3 Pro in the next size up and it came today. It fits but is snug which I guess will ease a little as it breaks in. Lovely lid though and so quiet. I can wait for a long ride to try it out.

I can still flat foot full squats, to many years of squats and deadlifts for rugby core strength . Loads of cracks and creaks from my knees but they still do work under protest. Not that it's any use the rest of me is still worn out.

Yeh they do… in some quarters

State on that fucking Gammon!

Trust me …. It means wanker in any language

Come on Bob, I'm going to have to pour another rose.

If you really want to get twisted into unusual positions you could always attend a Harley rally with @Buckster!

I've never owned a Harley, so I've never hung out with those kinds of people Marcel! Unlike you of course, who admitted on here that you bought a Harley so you could hang out with those kinds of people. What can we learn from this?

Nope that’s the Moderna Malevolent booster, same thing but with added Grrrr

Went passed my mates Monday and noticed 2 Picassos in his garden, his wife also drives a Citroen. I found a piece of paper in the car and wrote, "Can I buy the front bumper off one of your scrap citroens in the garden?" I left my No but he hasn't contacted me yet, not sure he recognised the No either.

It does seem to have strayed into ‘smack the cunt’ territory so I’m glad Mr Slowlys being responsible and restrained as it wouldn’t help the situation, in fact it would probably aid his cause! Anyway I’m away from it all Spain so that’s something

You mean I might get lucky, I'll be bringing my leaving date forward.

As I typed it I thought Buck would know what to do

When you're Welch friend come from the airport

Hopefully stays in one piece until I'm ready to move on to something bigger!

Just because you have this one persone riding around the country side with a trailer and a shit load of butt plugs..you can't label everyone that way cause we ride Harleys...

Yoga is part of a false religion, if you do yoga then the devil puts bad stuff in your anus.

What do you want a bigger tank for it will do over 120 miles on the tank it has which is more than you've done in the last 6 months

Wouldn't make a difference to me i'm stiff as a board and not in a manly way LOL Even as a very fit lad my body would only bend the way it was supposed to bend

Quite right, men should stick to the prescribed list of manly activities, like discussing sodomy and paedophilia, not experience and certainly not enjoy anything a woman might enjoy. I AM MAN HEAR ME ROA.. live a restricted life within the confines of societal norms deemed acceptable for humans with dangly front tails. Not the no tails like the ones which must be all weak and pathetic, enjoying things I know I wouldn't like, even though I haven't tried them, because I don't need to cos someone said someone might laugh at me or call me gay, there argue with that logic, you can't because it's sound and you're woman and probably don't get logic and couldn't follow it anyway if you did cos you do yoga and cook and sew and do dumb girly stuff probably.

He's the look out.

I think my last one (number 3) was Moderna. Nothing happened afterwards, I think everyone reacts differently, just the luck of the draw.

Actually you're in the right ball park with this part! And I did hook up with a young lady from Canton in Cardiff on the course.......which led to the first of my numerous transgressions with this employer!

Most wise. I wasn’t I went from a 125 to a 1200 knowing I was old enough and sensible enough to control myself.. I’m still alive but not necessarily deservedly so

He puts them in his trailer I expect!

Tell your cousin he’s a wanker

I was thinking of a Spanish equivalent of @Sir Fallsalot

Nice to see you , I'm just trying to remember what 37 feels like

I did my CBT last August, and then my DAS the following October, so not overly long to be honest! Wish I had done it sooner, had some incredible times and met some really great people since!

@Slowlycatchymonkey Apologies for making you homesick! >_< Thanks for watching, I think we JUST managed to beat the main bulk of people by the time we arrived, we managed to get into a cafe and get seated right away and grab food although whilst we were eating it got veeeeeery busy! I did question the others about heading top side to get some better views, but none of us really knew how to get up there sadly. First time using the route map, quite liked how it turned out, will try remember to use it more! Cheers!

Well that's made me homesick Nice vid. I wouldn't have flown a drone there either! Early morning or later (about 6pm) is the time to get to Cheddar if you want to avoid the crowds. Nice to see you don't ride like nobs where it's busy! The views from the top are fantastic. Loved your little map thing in the left corner showing the route progress

I could but the laws around consent now are so complicated.

Yeh right… and you drive a Picasso

Is mr @Slowlycatchymonkey going ? you could film him getting a good bumming by the two of em then post the video to @Buckster to take to his Harley meet for the evening entertainment

Nobody's going to trust anything you say about a car!

@XTreme Thanks buddy! This was actually my friends drone - I was too scared to fly mine with the amount of people about and the lack of GPS signal in the Gorge haha, but his is a DJI Mavic, I think the most basic one though. In my previous videos where it's been my drone flying it's an MJX bugs 18 Pro.

I posted on the local Pajero forum and was educated very well, also did a mileage test on a 75k drive, used 11.75L so looking at 16l/100k, not flash but that's what I have. I have abandoned any idea of a roof top tent, to much wind resistance for a start so to much petrol, a prick to sleep in on a sloping surface, they might cost a grand but the mounting brackets are pricey as well, you need three as the roof rails slope so looking at $400 or so, fuck that. Forget water bladders as well, to much weight again, so to lose weight remove all the seats but the front ones, there goes 60 kilos and it makes a space big enough for a single bed. See photo, there are 5L water bottles and casks at the local supermarkets, store a few in the hole that the third seat used to fill. Maybe get a stretcher swag, for sleeping outside, under the new fancy wrap around awning maybe with an added dome tent. So that looks alright so far, next get a bunch of clip lock tubs for various storage needs, light and cheap, translucent so you can see what's in them. Get a good table they said so fuck the pull out kitchen, to much weight and basically for suckers who want every accessory. Get a portable battery instead if getting a second one under the bonnet, battery plus bracket kit about $400, look at this little marvel, $319 on special, AC output to run the Nutribullet as well as torch, USB chargers, jump start ready, great for LED lighting at night, Pajeros have a 120w charging plug in the rear to keep it charged. Here are a few photos of various ones from the club, I like using the back door as a kitchenette, its looking better everyday.

The old "do you want to see a puppy" line?

Depends on when Mr Slowlycatchymonkey arrives, not so keen on the death at the hands of a stranger scenario.. last time it was ever so difficult to cover up.

yes taking a dog for a walk is a great way of hiding a variety of sins

Walking him , I’d look proper suspicious just walking about on me own

No I'll have a phone and a lappy but there's probably not very good reception out there, load the lappy with maps and some entertainment and enjoy living in nature rather than my current 12 hour days on the desktop. By the way I quit smoking the Devils weed a few weeks ago and don't miss it at all, another bonus is that I have virtually stopped drinking because of it, had one beer last night, thats average now so leaves me more money from my stipend for fuel etc. My rough plan is to get to the top part of Aus and see what arises, there's a famous river that I've read about that should be worth a look, search Palmer River Goldrush, I'm thinking metal detector time. I shall take my unjabbed body far from the reaches of the insane clowns in charge of the world and will celebrate my 71st birthday in my first week on the road.