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Yeah I did but I chose the path of self harm and stayed here.

Some of my Cheddar pics, as you can see I nearly always stop in the same spot

Read all of the classics ....

Things hotting up at work as the workshops prepare for a round of the electric motocross world cup this weekend. Its on our test track which has been completely remodeled for the occasion. Ill try and get a pic or two at the weekend but heres a coupe of our workshops today

Just got back from testing out my new lid. Head butted a few flies. I’m chuffed to bits with it though, very comfy, light and quiet. As I got home the youngest phoned to be picked up so I jumped on the bike and grabbed my Viper lid. So going straight from the C3 to the Viper and the difference was amazing. For the lid test I went up the Chequered Flag (Slag) as it involves a blast along the Liskeard bypass. 10 miles at 70 to 80 mph. Impressed with how quiet it actually was. As I pulled into Chequered Slag a BMW guy came in behind me, as I got off and said hello, he just turned his back, nice! Nothing has changed there then Anyway had a cuppa and headed home. Unfriendly BMW guy had a nice bike, no wonder he wouldn't lower himself to speak to a Honda Jockey.

Me, Mandi and my younger son Andrew went to visit Sam at Bath spar uni a few years back. We all rode to the Gorge and because the weather was cool and overcast the place was almost deserted. Def the best time we've had there.

Pete will love this - Like My Himalayan? Worth £100 more that when I bought it in 2019!!

I think this is the equivalent river class of @Buckster's rig ..............

Fuckmine, you've taken up a whole car/van parking space

What’s @Buckster going to do ban me for life … I think not

Starting to sound like you were forced to leave the country because you were running out of places to piss people off

Yup … bikes in it , so counts , my van action thread so my rules !

I’ve done 600 on Ducati same on Suzuki and about 1000 in van so more than you you plastic biker twat

Well I'm shocked.

I didn't know I'd joined gardeners World aswell as a bike forum

There's only one person on here with that mindset

Depends if I’m in a Benny Hill frame of mind or not Mostly I like it cos it’s not sickly sweet. Not many places you can call someone a twat or a cunt and them not take offence. Most peeps certainly can’t handle a woman saying those things without thinking less of them.

Well my night last night was eventful, somehow I ended up parked up in one of 'them' kinds of laybys for the night, got woken up at around 10pm by what I thought was a rave going on to find what appeared to be a female in a car pleasuring ones self though as soon as i pulled my curtain to see what was happening it drove off, apparently its a well known hotspot on the A1079 and another few cars driving up and down the layby most of the night. Finally got off to sleep at about midnight. I don't think one of the car drivers saw the funny side when I asked if they were the layby security.... Don't think I'll be spending the night there again

I wouldn't say it's most active. It goes through lulls but it is the most responsive. Once they know you the response maybe more than you bargained for though

Speak for yourself. Theres more than a few who haven't got their foot anywhere near the old folks home yet and I'm not a fucking moron.. had you said loser I'd of said nothing

Good to know you could pull in £200 whenever you want!

Our Poppies have started to bloom, so we can expect it to piss down with rain soon and destroy them!.

You’ve totally confused @XTreme with all that techno talk mate

So back to the fettling while @XTreme decides whether he's actually going to get a CRF or not . The shock was taken to James Packwwod racing to sort out the non-working rebound adjuster. I then fitted new sprockets front and rear as the bike still had the originals on there, the front was well hooked .......... But the rear wasn't too bad so I'll keep that one as a spare ................ Heat up the rear sprocket bolts BEFORE trying to undo them .......... and then fit them using blue loctite ............ and it's done.................. I then used the original shock to put the bike back on two wheels, re-fitted all the bodywork, gave it all a polish and she's done. Just got to wait for the shock to be repaired and then I can re-fit that

My god, it's made you numb.

The Cotswolds used to be my delivery area for about 5 years, I know every inch of it. Still a great place to ride, visit and just generally hang about. One day I'll tell you the story about the posh woman and the oysters

I tend to ride the Combe when i'm down that way, a bit north of Cheddar and its a cracking road, it's always been quiet when I've been there and there's some nice walks from the pull ins off it. You can also have a mooch in some caves there for free obviously not as impressive as Cheddar but you still get to see the goats defying gravity on the rock face https://www.google.com/maps/@51.3242283,-2.7529524,3a,75y,139.23h,107.58t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJw2tmPJmxkDCZquXGftqYw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu

You're going to wack off Landry? Landry has a Harley as well I expect?

Very common to get sent for more X-rays. Usually it’s because there’s an angle missing that needs checking or that would change the type of surgery needed or increase/decrease the surgical skill level required for surgery. Mostly it’s just because the X-rays aren’t very clear, people are rubbish at keeping still when they’re in pain Good she’s being seen

Yep, winter months are ace as long as your not afraid of possible ice (they rarely grit it), although it has been tamed somewhat by the 30mph limit. You can blame the boy racer twats sliding their twattish cars around the corners for that

Well she had paperwork from the hospital in Italy so she flew and is in A&E in Southmead at the moment. They are sending her for x-rays right now even though she brought her x-rays from Italy with her

My absolute favourite @Clive . I love a Red Hot Poker.......................... (waits for the inevitable insinuations )

So your van counts as bike mileage?

Proper picturesque English village and a lovely TR6 … how more English could you get … if only I’d put my tweed on this morning , would of been perfect

Twat

Seem to think it was May. I'll have to find a pic to confirm. Edit, none of the road but found one of the kids. May 2015.

Hope there’s a plan in place cos I’m sure you know this but if you take her to A&E the injury has to have happened in the last 24hrs. If it hasn’t they will send her away to go and see the GP. If that’s the case then a discharge letter from the hospital and the X-rays should be handed over for her to bring back for expediency. The plane may not let her board without a fit to fly letter from the hospital, although that’s easily got around with some fibs like the shoulder harness is for arthritis. Basically everyone needs to be singing from the same hymn sheet to get on the plane and get treated quickly. Sounds shit either way so good luck.

The Poppies and Peony get swamped almost every year, they are better at forecasting the (bad) weather than the Met Office.

Wait what.... I'm not longer classed as the forum foetus.... I liked that accolade. Anyway @The Limey Rider welcome to hell, mind out for the one with the van and never accept a lift from him after he's offered you haribo, we also have the gay duo in Marcel and Buckster who both enjoy the other side of harley ownership one more than the other evidently given he fitted his bike with a trailer. Rest of us here are completely normal Retards

Stop it I now have a picture of you wearing a Pearly King suit in my head now

It’s not only the chain Pete, you have a twin now, much smoother power delivery. Big singles are hard on chains, I’d probably not get more than 8000 miles out of a chain on the donkey.

You've now done the same amount of miles as I have in only a few months. I truly am The King of the Casuals! But compared to @Six30 I'm Nick Sanders of course!

Depends what you like doesn't it. Some people enjoy overbearing passive aggressive behaviour disguised as advice and laughs. More importantly how do you know this?

It's bliss in out of season. Problem is you get used to it being great and then summer hits and your nose is put out of joint because it's covered in grockles.

Twat

and going there in a Picarsehole