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Waiting for the orthopedic surgeon to tell her how they're going to proceed. She seems quite happy in herself (might be the morphine) but massive amounts of black bruise's all down her right side .

In the hospital, just visited my mother-in-law. Stopped more a mega priced sandwich now

Pic from tonight after getting it fixed...we rode out to the state of Maine and back..

You really couldn’t make this shit up. Showered last night ready to go to choir practice. Only to get locked in the bathroom as the latch mechanism broke. Anyway I was messing with it noisily and the Mrs and my boy came to help. In the mean time my boy puts his shoulder to the door which worked and it flew open. Only problem was he didn’t tell me to stand clear. So it bounced off my head as I was still messing with the lock. Now I have a hole in the head that is a tad tender and I can’t wear a helmet. Stunning biking weather too. My boy acted in the best of intent and was so apologetic. I never chided him but ffs save me from teenagers. Sorry for the graphic pic, Mods delete it if it offends.

Here you go @Marcel, got you a rally t-shirt.

Fitted a new front tyre this morning, I was sweating like a pig even at 10.00am. Someone needs to do something about this weather, it's just not British you know .....................

Been a busy time recently. My sons were over last week for a holiday, so we were pretty busy out-and-about. They went back on Saturday. Then on Sunday I went over to Montpellier with Mandy, as she's staying over there for a few days playing tour-guide Barbie to a crowd of customers and distributors. Anyway, she's back tomorrow, but then we're off to Italy for a week's holiday from Friday. So I've been busy clearing up after my boys visit and preparing for our holiday. Busy, busy!

Perhaps we should have a Harley page , so they can just go in there to express their gayness and talk about gay stuff .. like felching or polishing each others rusty sheriff badges or pretty flowered y fronts and same sex showers and nightclubs that give out free Amyl nitrite

It’s part and parcel of having Harley riders as members

The perils of being a chrome dome eh

The gayness here is getting out of control now @Six30.

Definitely will....just waiting for them to open... Got the TShirts 1 to 3 tell me wich one you want.

It’s not exactly what I said, although I appreciate that is how your ginger brain interpreted it.

@XTreme is a bit quiet. Do you think he’s sat outside in his Picarsehole turning the key on and off ……

My dear old dad would of appreciated that one

they dont call it costa for nothing

I've been moto marshalling the past 3 days and haven't had time to post. Fuckin horrible weather here for biking - cold, snow, rain and hail each day. Can't say we're having fun. My bud Phil took this video of us riding near my house yesterday; Couldn't see shit the entire way home.

https://dailytelegraph.co.nz/news/watch-greenpeace-co-founder-says-climate-change-is-a-complete-fabrication/ Well who could have guessed that CO2 at 1/25000th of the atmosphere isn't going to kill us all ?

Most harleys are reliable Pete , but with all makes some times pourley executed part design like this electric powered water pump is just crap and should have been recalled from the start....I've got to check in the morning to see if this bike has and extended warranty maybe..

It goes without saying that you wouldn't have ended up with a mechanical problem Marcel! But I guess those sorts of disasters are the price you pay to have a bike with "character". I'll just stick with utterly reliable and boring.

Great service thoe...bike was on the lift in min....out of town or country...they get priority over everyone...

My dam harley broke down this morning 10 min from the hotel...rode it to the closest dealer for repairs....bad water pump....should be ready to roll in a few hours...

shall we just turn this into xtremes politics page

I'd say so, car thinks if he'd only talk fucking English I'd be able to understand what he wants

No......been really busy from about midday on!

It's going to fuck up our listings on Google you know! I don't want to be top of the listings for "rectum-stretching bikers".

Ffs...

It could be worse.

lucky i dont copyright my work , you'd owe me about 4 pence by now

This is my mate's personal review of his new Transalp ............... Well, 150 odd miles today. Handling brilliant on road at speed and wonderful balance at walking pace. Brakes good (smaller Nissans than an AT but bigger disks & it works well) Finish - pretty shite in some areas, cheaply covered ill fitting seat, exhaust system real tatty ugly affair. Swing arm welds are good but some of the frame welds done by a trainee monkey robot ? Wind noise from lower fairing drowns out the week sounding silencer Cheap feel and look to the levers. pillion pegs can't be removed because they also hold the silencer bracket some of the wiring looks a bit ugly, wound in black tape. Coolant pipes don't have a decent finish either. The suspension settings on dry off-road rough stuff was great straight out the box, but without a sump guard you don't want to get silly. Not a review, just some of the things I've noticed on my first day and nothing that can't be sorted. Trouble is ,I'm making comparisons with a very well built and finished 701 and an ever better built Dragster. The reason I bought this bike is because it's a Honda. I know it'll just go on and on back and forth across two counties to my old mums care home. The Dragster is back at the dealers after another tantrum, The 701 seat and my arse won't talk to each other................ I rest my case !

Wife walks it in.....so she cleans it. And it don't bother me if the car has shit on it.

Easier to get the shit off your foot peg than smeared all over the carpet in the Picasso you tart

And now for something a bit more mellow