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Waiting for the orthopedic surgeon to tell her how they're going to proceed. She seems quite happy in herself (might be the morphine) but massive amounts of black bruise's all down her right side .

In the hospital, just visited my mother-in-law. Stopped more a mega priced sandwich now

You really couldn’t make this shit up. Showered last night ready to go to choir practice. Only to get locked in the bathroom as the latch mechanism broke. Anyway I was messing with it noisily and the Mrs and my boy came to help. In the mean time my boy puts his shoulder to the door which worked and it flew open. Only problem was he didn’t tell me to stand clear. So it bounced off my head as I was still messing with the lock. Now I have a hole in the head that is a tad tender and I can’t wear a helmet. Stunning biking weather too. My boy acted in the best of intent and was so apologetic. I never chided him but ffs save me from teenagers. Sorry for the graphic pic, Mods delete it if it offends.

Fitted a new front tyre this morning, I was sweating like a pig even at 10.00am. Someone needs to do something about this weather, it's just not British you know .....................

Been a busy time recently. My sons were over last week for a holiday, so we were pretty busy out-and-about. They went back on Saturday. Then on Sunday I went over to Montpellier with Mandy, as she's staying over there for a few days playing tour-guide Barbie to a crowd of customers and distributors. Anyway, she's back tomorrow, but then we're off to Italy for a week's holiday from Friday. So I've been busy clearing up after my boys visit and preparing for our holiday. Busy, busy!

The perils of being a chrome dome eh

Here you go @Marcel, got you a rally t-shirt.

It’s not exactly what I said, although I appreciate that is how your ginger brain interpreted it.

@XTreme is a bit quiet. Do you think he’s sat outside in his Picarsehole turning the key on and off ……

My dear old dad would of appreciated that one

they dont call it costa for nothing

I've been moto marshalling the past 3 days and haven't had time to post. Fuckin horrible weather here for biking - cold, snow, rain and hail each day. Can't say we're having fun. My bud Phil took this video of us riding near my house yesterday; Couldn't see shit the entire way home.

https://dailytelegraph.co.nz/news/watch-greenpeace-co-founder-says-climate-change-is-a-complete-fabrication/ Well who could have guessed that CO2 at 1/25000th of the atmosphere isn't going to kill us all ?

shall we just turn this into xtremes politics page

I'd say so, car thinks if he'd only talk fucking English I'd be able to understand what he wants

A holiday from your life.. on holiday?

No......been really busy from about midday on!

OMG !! My grandparents went there in about 1972, to us kids it sounded so exotic

We're going to Lido Di Jesolo, Bob. Just over the other side of the lagoon from Venice.

Where in Italy are you going?

Thank you Lionel, unfortunately they don’t do spam and chips in newspaper

RIP Tony McPhee.

Gay, in Scotland hailstones are as big as footballs, we just shrug them off.

For a classy dude like you I'd say that's a bit footballers wives. With your colouring I'd recommend a neutral palette, a tinted lipgloss for the evening and easy on the blusher. If the lashes need help then a thickening mascara or at a push eyelash extensions for the outer eyelid, but that's algorithms, they don't always completely hit the mark. Good luck

@Slowlycatchymonkey Aliexpress are also offering me these ....................... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003222285722.html?ug_edm_item_id=1005003222285722&pdp_npi=3%40dis!USD!US %241.84!US %241.16!!!!!%402151ea8516865934493373355dbdd0!12000028302884874!edm!!&edm_click_module=alg_product_3_7837775820&creative_img_ind=14&edm_log_data=edm-item-list-three-columns.store-product-log-link&tracelog=rowan&rowan_id1=aeug_edm_61528_1_en_US_2023-06-12&rowan_msg_id=bobtCOWS_61528_$aaf51825774f47719cf1313740d8358b&ck=in_edm_other

Been to Speccysavers ........£15.

These two gone live today! Eco Industry Cleaning English version Eco Industry Cleaning Spanish version

It could be worse.

This is my mate's personal review of his new Transalp ............... Well, 150 odd miles today. Handling brilliant on road at speed and wonderful balance at walking pace. Brakes good (smaller Nissans than an AT but bigger disks & it works well) Finish - pretty shite in some areas, cheaply covered ill fitting seat, exhaust system real tatty ugly affair. Swing arm welds are good but some of the frame welds done by a trainee monkey robot ? Wind noise from lower fairing drowns out the week sounding silencer Cheap feel and look to the levers. pillion pegs can't be removed because they also hold the silencer bracket some of the wiring looks a bit ugly, wound in black tape. Coolant pipes don't have a decent finish either. The suspension settings on dry off-road rough stuff was great straight out the box, but without a sump guard you don't want to get silly. Not a review, just some of the things I've noticed on my first day and nothing that can't be sorted. Trouble is ,I'm making comparisons with a very well built and finished 701 and an ever better built Dragster. The reason I bought this bike is because it's a Honda. I know it'll just go on and on back and forth across two counties to my old mums care home. The Dragster is back at the dealers after another tantrum, The 701 seat and my arse won't talk to each other................ I rest my case !

She said there's no point in cleaning it off now cos she's going to get more shit on it later!

@Slowlycatchymonkey

And now for something a bit more mellow

Pete was right about you