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Just about hit a bear yesterday that was being chased by a bunch of dog's. My buddy Phil caught some of it on video....

We also had a big window to relax in front of

Crohns really sucks. I'm a coeliac and the occasions I've been given a gluten poisoning from some idiotic restaurant/cafe staff and still had to ride have been truly diabolical. That\s one of the reasons I carry so much stuff on the touring bike, a lot of the time I'd prefer to use my own food rather than risk it. She has my heartfelt sympathies.

Gingers don't have sweat glands.

You can keep your real Spain, swimming pools and aircon are the dogs. Along with palm trees, good views, nice places to eat, grocery delivered, brit teabags in the local supermarket, everything you need only 10 mins away and microclimate that doesn't suffer the rain or temperature extremes. Enjoy sweating mwahahahaaaa.

Mandi has just suggested we nip over to Beccles on the bikes to do a butchers run. Younger son has invited the family round for a dads day barbe tomorrow. She's getting more confident about distance to a toilet now. MotoGP sprint this afternoon, a catch up on the BSB and F1 quali tonight. MotoGP tomorrow morn, BSB in the afternoon and F1 in the evening with said burnt offerings in there somewhere.

I'm loving these sprint races, really made something worth watching on a Saturday afternoon.

Nice new bit of artwork down by the river today

Fuckmine, it's Spain isn't it and you haven't got a swimming pool ? What sort of place have you moved to ? No wonder the FPM wants to go back to her Polish ghetto

We got threathened with arrest at West Brom in the late seventies for pissing against a wall. We sweet talked our way out of it by buying the policeman and policewoman a hot dog each. I was laughing my head off (under my breath) as I handed over their hot dogs as I still had pissy fingers

I was arrested for pissing in the street in 1973. And the arresting officer was Alan Mages the Welsh Rugby International.

My dominator is an Italian import they were supposed to be shit build quality from there but it is far superior to the new Africa Twin i have everything is built to a price so it affects the quality on all makes of bike, looking at different makes when i'm out and about i can't say I've noticed one manufacturer is better built than any other, their all shit compared to the stuff from the 90's

Photo taken just before the U turn i presume

I’ve seen plenty of real Spain in the Pyrenees and there are plenty of swimming pools. Pethaps that’s why the Catalans want independence from you backward lot

I wish it was the pee side and I bet she does. It's crohns and colitis for Mandi. 20 burgers and 20 sausages and in a big and already dropped off. Think Mandis going to do some chicken skewers this afternoon for the more adventurous appetites.

No riding for me . Ersilia and her sister are going to the NEC in Birmingham tomorrow for a gardening show so Paolo and myself will probably be off for a walk tomorrow. Saturday evening I shall try to consume some of these

Exactly , that's why there are still so many DR650's from '96 -'99 still doing a grand job. CBR600's , VFR's as well just to mention a few.

i don't poses one of those

It was my Dad and your right totally irresponsible of him, he had me my two brothers my sister and my mum in there, while driving along seen a manhole cover up in the middle of the road and decided to straddle it in the car but forgot about the rear wheel in the middle almost killed us all

That’s too young for you to be driving around, total irresponsibility!

Your getting better with those tins of paint Bob LOL

Test rode an Indian Scout and really loved it. Still think about it now.

The Harley's going? Not sure if you can be in @Buckster's gang if you've got an Indian!

Nowadays you can end up on the sex offenders register. A bit much for needing a pee!

When I was a little more dignified I used to take this type of thing with me so if there are no loos you can pee in a field/behind a hedge but still protect your modesty by wrapping it around your waist. Then I went to the Himalayas where alfresco peeing is totally normal and no-one gives a hoot, I still find a reasonbaly out of view spot though, one doesn't fancy an indecent exposure charge I expect photos from the butchers of fat steaks and thick burgers https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073S5835H/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pd_rd_i=B073S5835H&pd_rd_w=zQHDo&content-id=amzn1.sym.84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_p=84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_r=N65NW79PCTS0R1ZDEXHV&pd_rd_wg=tAz8Z&pd_rd_r=663923f6-928b-41f1-87ce-2239199025aa&s=outdoors&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw&th=1

No real surprise if the fault doesn't show its self. I have a bulb on a length of wire for this sort of prob. Connected to the solenoid trigger wire, next time it fails to turn over you'll be able to see if the bulb lights or not giving a good clue to get nearer the fault.

You have such a way with words Lionel, do you come out with those gems in front of your wife .............

B&M tomorrow morning for rodent food, afternoon watch BSB, in evening watch some shit that my wife has recorded Wanted to go to the Armed Force Weekend in Cleethorpes to see the planes fly over on Sunday, but the parking situation there is very bad, so give that a miss, so BSB again on Sunday. 🏍

Yeh.....45 sounds about right!

Collected my refurbished shock yesterday and it’s on . I’ve put 45 clicks on the rebound so I’ll see how that goes

Yeap, there's already remade webs.

Nice one Dave, I'm sure the spiders will appreciate your hard work

Rang an assault help line today …. turns out its only for victims

As far as I'm aware no property in this region has a swimming pool. This is rural Spain.......not a holiday resort on the Costas. You need to come over here with @Six30 and @busabeast.......and you can see what real Spain looks like.

I love Beccles , long time since I’ve been there. Have a pint of Aspalls while you’re there

Get down the swimming pool and show us your breast stroke

Headless would suit you.

Grim scenes from the garden centre in Caniles today! @Six30 would fuck them! So would @Marcel.......but he'd fall for them as well and then disappear for 15 years!

How awful! I've just had a most severe attack of deja vu!!