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You should have painted the wheels while they were on the car, I can guarantee it wouldn't have rained on you ............ what you say @Six30 ?

Just had my annual review with my manager, they are calling it that now, apparently my suggestion to call it a complete waste of time was rejected. I had to do a new declaration of interests and whilst I was filling in all that old bollocks I checked out the internal adverts. They had one last week that was titled 'Youth Violence and Drug Coordinator'. Does no one think these things through before hitting the send button?? Years ago there was one for a Breast Support Officer but it turned out it was about feeding babies and not what I hoped it was. Anyway, here is the advert of the month, £19.95 an hour. Sessional Life Model Life Drawing Models We are seeking to recruit to our pool of life models up to 3 persons who reflect our diverse community in the London Borough of xxxxx, to support our courses that use observational drawing or painting for our Life/Figure Drawing or Art courses held at Idea Store Learning. The successful candidate will be comfortable posing clothed or unclothed. You should be able to hold short and longer sustained poses. Classes normally run for 2 – 3 hours which include short breaks. Classes are held usually during term time only, they are currently scheduled on a Friday morning although may be scheduled during the daytime, evenings or weekends as agreed. It is preferable that you will have previous experience of professional life modelling. You must be prompt and reliable in attending sessions. You will also be able to work effectively with management and a team of tutors. Please note the post is dependent on a successful DBS check. We welcome applicants interested in flexible working arrangements and also applicants who live in the borough.

Think you'll find someones took the wheels off a wheelie bin.

According to the members you already have!

My first day back at work after a week long holiday in the sun. I had to read a set of accident reports for a proposed ped crossing location that was sent by the old bill. I am still laughing. I won't put the whole thing up, but first is the stick diagram and the official explanation of the accident. Then the incidental notes which cracked me up. Accident was between a P2W (motorcycle) and a car. The bike is the red arrow.

To know me is to love me.

Back from the Shopping Mall in Granada......and amazingly I got all the clothes I wanted in one shop. The place was called Lefties.....never heard of it before. Brilliant prices though! The wife had to go to a few places so I just sat down and waited cos my fucking Hernia was pulling. Anyway.....here's the free underground car park with bike spaces! And I found the top box of my dreams! You go up the escalators and into the Mall itself! They even got a fancy lift! This is where I sat it out! Finding this place means I don't have to buy shit from street markets any more!

Chucking down when I got up at 7am......still raining now, I have new pads and discs to fit on the Dacia, ready for the MOT in August, Just hope the clutch holds up till after the MOT.

Just been outside fitting discs and pads to a convertible golf, looks like a skip with the roof down. Rain was forcast at 12, got here at 11 so I got soaked. It was supposed to last 3 hours or so but stopped about 3 mins after I'd finished.

Correct , Hamamatsu produces the donkey

If only I got the mod gig , smut like this wouldn’t be happening

We know that … you got a Picasso

Let’s trash this place.

Gay.

I like this, think it weighs 230kg where as suzuki and ducati are just over 200 i think.... might be a struggle to get in van could my bike in the van days be coming to an end with the temptation of the mighty indian..

Bought my first Suzuki DR350 from them. Mind you that was over 30 years ago so the peeps I dealt with might be dead by now ..........

they should and cut his old mans bollox off

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It’s here!

I think it will be ideal for you, it’s a poor Harley copy for pretend bikers.

Him vs Charlo next!

Saturday's ride ...

It's official @busabeast....... @Six30 is now in Marcel's gang!

That rules me out then.......soft as me!

We also had a big window to relax in front of

Very nice Peter F*cking huge those floods aren't they, you took your life in your hands there ..............

Us Celts are the tops. The "Foil Cape of Brynaman" is a 3rd century relic made from pure platinum which was, at the time, mined exclusively in the British Isles near Prestatyn. The cape was beaten from a single piece of platinum, probably using deer antler & conkers. The cape was unearthed in 1938 in upper Brynaman by a local farmer whilst clearing an old well. Incredibly he used the cape to patch a hole in a shed roof until it was recognised for what it was 30 years later, when a travelling antiques dealer spotted it gleaming in the summer sun. The cape was taken to the British Museum for verification and restoration. The farmer received £1000 in compensation from the Queen which he used to buy the first Ford Capri in West Wales at a cost of £890. The cape is believed to have been commissioned by Arglwydd Arfryn (Lord Arfryn) a fierce warlord who ruled all the lands from Garnant to Cwmllynfell. He was defeated at the battle of Cwm Gors by Sir Keith of Monmouth in 378. Sir Keith happened to be passing through when he accidentally spilt a pint of mead belonging to Arfryn in the beer garden of the Queen of Hearts. All hell broke loose and Arfryn, who was on his ninth pint, was slain as he attempted to order a tenth mid battle. Sir Keith continued on his journey, and the area, particularly north of the Napoli pizza and kebab takeaway has remained lawless until this very day. The local heritage society is raising funds in order to commission a replica of the cape and to restore the Ford Capri, both of which would go on display in the proposed Upper Brynaman Museum which will have a cafe serving hot and cold snacks and Welshcakes.