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You should have painted the wheels while they were on the car, I can guarantee it wouldn't have rained on you ............ what you say @Six30 ?

Just had my annual review with my manager, they are calling it that now, apparently my suggestion to call it a complete waste of time was rejected. I had to do a new declaration of interests and whilst I was filling in all that old bollocks I checked out the internal adverts. They had one last week that was titled 'Youth Violence and Drug Coordinator'. Does no one think these things through before hitting the send button?? Years ago there was one for a Breast Support Officer but it turned out it was about feeding babies and not what I hoped it was. Anyway, here is the advert of the month, £19.95 an hour. Sessional Life Model Life Drawing Models We are seeking to recruit to our pool of life models up to 3 persons who reflect our diverse community in the London Borough of xxxxx, to support our courses that use observational drawing or painting for our Life/Figure Drawing or Art courses held at Idea Store Learning. The successful candidate will be comfortable posing clothed or unclothed. You should be able to hold short and longer sustained poses. Classes normally run for 2 – 3 hours which include short breaks. Classes are held usually during term time only, they are currently scheduled on a Friday morning although may be scheduled during the daytime, evenings or weekends as agreed. It is preferable that you will have previous experience of professional life modelling. You must be prompt and reliable in attending sessions. You will also be able to work effectively with management and a team of tutors. Please note the post is dependent on a successful DBS check. We welcome applicants interested in flexible working arrangements and also applicants who live in the borough.

Think you'll find someones took the wheels off a wheelie bin.

So this gang currently consists of someone who spent 15 years in a mental institution, a known paedophile and someone with dubious personal hygiene. Sounds like a winner.

Better a worn-out first and second gear than a worn-out anus!

You still have a lot of growing up to do but one of these days you'll realize you have a bike that does 300kph and what is your speed limit again? Your first and second gear will be worn-out in the not to distant future.

According to the members you already have!

I fear we'll be seeing this quite a bit.

My first day back at work after a week long holiday in the sun. I had to read a set of accident reports for a proposed ped crossing location that was sent by the old bill. I am still laughing. I won't put the whole thing up, but first is the stick diagram and the official explanation of the accident. Then the incidental notes which cracked me up. Accident was between a P2W (motorcycle) and a car. The bike is the red arrow.

To know me is to love me.

Back from the Shopping Mall in Granada......and amazingly I got all the clothes I wanted in one shop. The place was called Lefties.....never heard of it before. Brilliant prices though! The wife had to go to a few places so I just sat down and waited cos my fucking Hernia was pulling. Anyway.....here's the free underground car park with bike spaces! And I found the top box of my dreams! You go up the escalators and into the Mall itself! They even got a fancy lift! This is where I sat it out! Finding this place means I don't have to buy shit from street markets any more!

Chucking down when I got up at 7am......still raining now, I have new pads and discs to fit on the Dacia, ready for the MOT in August, Just hope the clutch holds up till after the MOT.

Just been outside fitting discs and pads to a convertible golf, looks like a skip with the roof down. Rain was forcast at 12, got here at 11 so I got soaked. It was supposed to last 3 hours or so but stopped about 3 mins after I'd finished.

Correct , Hamamatsu produces the donkey

Yep you're gonna have to sell that zukini and purchase a proper Indian motocycles

If only I got the mod gig , smut like this wouldn’t be happening

We know that … you got a Picasso

Let’s trash this place.

You will be riding bitch with @Six30

Well have a dirty stinky twat running around with the preverlouse patch...anyway he rides around on a zukini..I'll.let Six30 deal with the dirty twat

I’m a patch president, I don’t recognise your bullshit club.

Gay.

The Gandhi's Flip-Flop MCC

Could be a bit choppy mid Atlantic.

Bought my first Suzuki DR350 from them. Mind you that was over 30 years ago so the peeps I dealt with might be dead by now ..........

they should and cut his old mans bollox off

I've looking to have the Harley replaced...Been to many Harley dealers to check things out...don't know if Ian walked in into a dealer recently but built quality isn't what it use to be ...plastic crome..and I'm sure half of the parts on those are not built in the U.S ...probably China or India is what I figure..

Will see how things goes with the challenger..I might be buying another piece of shit before the serious recruiting begings ..

They had few qwirks at the start of the production for the challenger..just minor stuff mostly. Don't think Rust will be and issue on my end ..it's impossible for us to be riding in salt with are weather...stored in door in a heated garage so..

I'd rather die than ride one of them things

It’s here!

I think it will be ideal for you, it’s a poor Harley copy for pretend bikers.

We could include something religious on are patch like a cross or something if your in..?

Whats @busabeast done to be considered a member ? .... the twat couldn't order himself an indian takeaway , let alone a new bike.

Saturday's ride ...

Goodness Gracious Me MC ?

It's official @busabeast....... @Six30 is now in Marcel's gang!

Hey stop talking trash about my friend you cunt...