Leaderboard

Just got home and found the little bastards that kept me awake all night last night. Living in a culvert under the driveway. Will have to persuade them to move on in a bit...

The unreasonable and illogical behaviour, self-pitying, self-entitlement, divorce threats, always playing the victim etc......it's like she read my posts about Fatty and thought they were an instruction manual.

Freeloading cunt.

Update. Got some time today and decided the head bearing need a re-grease but once in there sure enough it need new bearings. Judging by the damage they've been done before but no recess made them a right arse to get out. Next time will be easier.

I don’t think anal sex with snow mobile riders is going to help him.

An erection hopefully No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

At some point regardless of your upbringing you have to take responsibility for yourself, your son is the way he is because that's the way it's easiest for him to be. That's not on your head.

I'm so sorry, that really really sucks. My mum hated being a mother and used explode or sulk for and absolute age. My dad never understood why we were all so thrilled to see him when he got home from work... You might have to do something for the sake of your daughter. Staying at home with a kid all day does send some people crazy. Half the mums at school were tranq'd out of their minds. Too many demands mixed with too much time to contemplate the things that went wrong IMO. Then some well meaning soul persuades them to join the church mother and baby group for support, a place that's filled with other dead eyed mogadoned feckers that confirm their lives are officially over (no offence Buck, they just are the absolute pits). Professional help is the only thing thats going to unfurl whatever screwing your wife up. @XTreme a bit much mate. She's clearly fucked up but that doesn't make her the devils spawn.

Hence why we didn't take up the 'services' offered to us by some dude in a Range Rover parked up outside our workplace one morning after we had been burgled

If he can’t afford to tune the Busa then he can’t afford me.

I am not sure what I get my wife spends it on bills as soon as its in the bank.

I get on this bike it's covered in bloody spiders webs. Decided to give it a bit of a clean up which get into a bit more once in there. Where do you stop but think a bit of hammerite spray would be better than that lot. That'll do for now.

Give that a miss thanks.

They won't be noisy after tonight - Mr. Glock is going out for a visit.

can send you a video , just me in it .... wont charge you anything , seeing as its you

It’s all I could think of when you said “professional “.

That's shit. She's clearly unhappy at the moment. If that's a permanent state of affairs she might need professional help to help her figure out what's going on.

Not sure yet, but as soon as I know, I’ll give you a shout.

I know that feeling with my wages.....

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910. I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

What?..where?....who? Me cutting the grass and charging the scoots battery, it is almost totally flat see if Halfords finest bike battery charger can rescue it.

Just had my annual review with my manager, they are calling it that now, apparently my suggestion to call it a complete waste of time was rejected. I had to do a new declaration of interests and whilst I was filling in all that old bollocks I checked out the internal adverts. They had one last week that was titled 'Youth Violence and Drug Coordinator'. Does no one think these things through before hitting the send button?? Years ago there was one for a Breast Support Officer but it turned out it was about feeding babies and not what I hoped it was. Anyway, here is the advert of the month, £19.95 an hour. Sessional Life Model Life Drawing Models We are seeking to recruit to our pool of life models up to 3 persons who reflect our diverse community in the London Borough of xxxxx, to support our courses that use observational drawing or painting for our Life/Figure Drawing or Art courses held at Idea Store Learning. The successful candidate will be comfortable posing clothed or unclothed. You should be able to hold short and longer sustained poses. Classes normally run for 2 – 3 hours which include short breaks. Classes are held usually during term time only, they are currently scheduled on a Friday morning although may be scheduled during the daytime, evenings or weekends as agreed. It is preferable that you will have previous experience of professional life modelling. You must be prompt and reliable in attending sessions. You will also be able to work effectively with management and a team of tutors. Please note the post is dependent on a successful DBS check. We welcome applicants interested in flexible working arrangements and also applicants who live in the borough.

Just been outside fitting discs and pads to a convertible golf, looks like a skip with the roof down. Rain was forcast at 12, got here at 11 so I got soaked. It was supposed to last 3 hours or so but stopped about 3 mins after I'd finished.

this sort of smut wouldn’t be happening if I got the mod gig

Not a lot, I've no interest in small measurements.

I was well aware from a very young age that there was something seriously wrong with her. Thankfully I had the intellect to see that.......and unfortunately I went through my life having to deal with her actions. When I had children I was aware that I'd experienced a real life example of how not to be a parent. So there was no way I was going to repeat it. I couldn't have done so anyway......because I wasn't fucking mental. I always have been, and always will be, the softest touch with children and animals. And they can tell! It's the reason why I can't make eye contact with stray dogs or they'll follow me home! That's how we ended up with 6 at one time! The wife was always the disciplinarian, not me! She says to this day that the eldest one (the one married to Fatty) is the way he is because I babied him and gave in to him too much. It's all my fault apparently.

She's not at Fatty's level yet.......I can't imagine anybody else on this planet is! But that's the direction she's heading! And that's worrying as there's a small child involved. I agree on the point about some women don't want to be mothers though......my old girl was one! Her attitude and behaviour was difficult (understatement) most of the time! You could walk through the door and she'd be reasonably pleasant......or totally psycho. You never knew which version you'd get on any given day! As an example of what she was like, her mother (my gran) was taken ill in the house when I was about 5......but she wouldn't go to her room to help her! Then when it went quiet she got her friend to confirm that her mother was dead, and then called the undertaker to take the body away! She never went to the funeral. And she openly admitted it with no shame or guilt whatsoever. Absolutely cold as ice!. Not long before she died she told the wife that the problem with me (amongst many other things) was that I'd gone through life blaming her for my father's death! The wife said no he doesn't.....he's never thought that. But my old girl wouldn't have it! Me and the wife talked about it after and thought she's just invented another scenario that never happened, But it did cross our minds what did she have on her conscience to come out with something like that? Did she have something to hide? I never thought I'd ever experience behaviour like that again......but then Fatty turned up, said "Hold My Beer", and raised the bar to hitherto unknown levels.

Yeah clearly she is but she doesn't seem able to talk calmly... its all fine then nuclear explosion. I worry what's going on when I'm not here tbh, she keeps asking to stay with me in the truck so it can't be good

Oh fuck......I hate to say it, but that's getting into Fatty territory.

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!! So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if. Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it. She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now