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Just got home and found the little bastards that kept me awake all night last night. Living in a culvert under the driveway. Will have to persuade them to move on in a bit...

The unreasonable and illogical behaviour, self-pitying, self-entitlement, divorce threats, always playing the victim etc......it's like she read my posts about Fatty and thought they were an instruction manual.

I don’t think anal sex with snow mobile riders is going to help him.

Freeloading cunt.

Update. Got some time today and decided the head bearing need a re-grease but once in there sure enough it need new bearings. Judging by the damage they've been done before but no recess made them a right arse to get out. Next time will be easier.

No chance …. He wouldn’t be allowed to come or he’d have to bring the family with him .

I think it's the zukini..sell that piece of wing Wong crap and get yourself a proper bike...you're sex life will thank me in the end..

I thought it was a patch on his anus.

I'm not sure if @Marcel has imposed an upper age limit for his gang Phil......if he hasn't, you could be in the frame for a spot. The drawback (among others) is you'd have to wear a backpatch with an anus on it!

Nice Hardly bog for you tarts.

An erection hopefully No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

That's because he is scared to tune it. Busapussy.

60mpg, that’s what his bike does.

Sounds like Indian have started at the bottom, perfect for you.

At some point regardless of your upbringing you have to take responsibility for yourself, your son is the way he is because that's the way it's easiest for him to be. That's not on your head.

Oh she's almost home...

I'm so sorry, that really really sucks. My mum hated being a mother and used explode or sulk for and absolute age. My dad never understood why we were all so thrilled to see him when he got home from work... You might have to do something for the sake of your daughter. Staying at home with a kid all day does send some people crazy. Half the mums at school were tranq'd out of their minds. Too many demands mixed with too much time to contemplate the things that went wrong IMO. Then some well meaning soul persuades them to join the church mother and baby group for support, a place that's filled with other dead eyed mogadoned feckers that confirm their lives are officially over (no offence Buck, they just are the absolute pits). Professional help is the only thing thats going to unfurl whatever screwing your wife up. @XTreme a bit much mate. She's clearly fucked up but that doesn't make her the devils spawn.

Hence why we didn't take up the 'services' offered to us by some dude in a Range Rover parked up outside our workplace one morning after we had been burgled

If he can’t afford to tune the Busa then he can’t afford me.

How many times to have to tell you ..I'm not getting a Honda Shadow or joining a Honda motorcycle gang ...you know since you got that Honda you've been doing some weird shit..meeting guys in remote places..exploring down some dark shaft ..you developed a anus hernia ...and the list goes on...Get a grip of yourself man.

Probably in velcro......so he can expose his anus quickly at every truck stop.

I'm not scared to in the slightest, it just doesn't need anything more than it already has, unlike your tow barge which couldn't skin a rice pudding

She has a better understanding of tuning than you do

I am not sure what I get my wife spends it on bills as soon as its in the bank.

I get on this bike it's covered in bloody spiders webs. Decided to give it a bit of a clean up which get into a bit more once in there. Where do you stop but think a bit of hammerite spray would be better than that lot. That'll do for now.

Being younger than most here you should know most have gone through something similar to what your going through ( Except Buck he's a virgine) at the moment ...it's a touchy subject but if you're both miserable in this relationship, keep in mind you're child will suffer the same with two parents not getting along. At some point sometimes parting ways is the better solution... if you can't work things out...your still young but one day ...in a blink of and eye you'll be 50 and I hope you don't live 20 years of misery like I did...

His Donkey has just checked it out and Dylan agrees

No......my rectum is absolutely fine you'll be pleased to know Marcel!

Oh I know you've been going to those places.for years now...and what was the result? A ruptured rectum ?

Give that a miss thanks.

They won't be noisy after tonight - Mr. Glock is going out for a visit.

can send you a video , just me in it .... wont charge you anything , seeing as its you

I've been going to abandoned places for years Marcel. You probably wouldn't know because they obviously restricted your internet use in that psychiatric hospital you were committed to!

That's shit. She's clearly unhappy at the moment. If that's a permanent state of affairs she might need professional help to help her figure out what's going on.

I know that feeling with my wages.....

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910. I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

What?..where?....who? Me cutting the grass and charging the scoots battery, it is almost totally flat see if Halfords finest bike battery charger can rescue it.

Speed limit? Who's he? Is he max speeds brother?

Better a worn-out first and second gear than a worn-out anus!

Just had my annual review with my manager, they are calling it that now, apparently my suggestion to call it a complete waste of time was rejected. I had to do a new declaration of interests and whilst I was filling in all that old bollocks I checked out the internal adverts. They had one last week that was titled 'Youth Violence and Drug Coordinator'. Does no one think these things through before hitting the send button?? Years ago there was one for a Breast Support Officer but it turned out it was about feeding babies and not what I hoped it was. Anyway, here is the advert of the month, £19.95 an hour. Sessional Life Model Life Drawing Models We are seeking to recruit to our pool of life models up to 3 persons who reflect our diverse community in the London Borough of xxxxx, to support our courses that use observational drawing or painting for our Life/Figure Drawing or Art courses held at Idea Store Learning. The successful candidate will be comfortable posing clothed or unclothed. You should be able to hold short and longer sustained poses. Classes normally run for 2 – 3 hours which include short breaks. Classes are held usually during term time only, they are currently scheduled on a Friday morning although may be scheduled during the daytime, evenings or weekends as agreed. It is preferable that you will have previous experience of professional life modelling. You must be prompt and reliable in attending sessions. You will also be able to work effectively with management and a team of tutors. Please note the post is dependent on a successful DBS check. We welcome applicants interested in flexible working arrangements and also applicants who live in the borough.

Just been outside fitting discs and pads to a convertible golf, looks like a skip with the roof down. Rain was forcast at 12, got here at 11 so I got soaked. It was supposed to last 3 hours or so but stopped about 3 mins after I'd finished.

your describing your self.. the church.. your a nonce ...you got a harley so dont wash