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the lefties at their best ... fucking idiots

What are you doing ? @XTreme will tell us he's off for a ride but then it will rain or f*ck off loads work will appear so he won't .......... I shall be dropping the cat off at the cattery in a moment and then heading for Cornwall (if Saul lets me in ) for a wedding in St. Ives. I am extemely excited at the prospect of joining all the other lemmings on the M5/A30 later on . Pray for me now ................

you do know you've posted a pic of your wanking glove... so well used it just stays in the wanking stance

we now can see who is the giver and who is the taker

i wont have nobblies you idiot ... make it harder pushing it in and out the van

Does the rubber knob attach to the front?

Does it stimulate your clit.....

I'm not giving you a hand job, you Indian owners are as bad as those Honda gay boys.

Read a great story about Keith Moon.......obviously there's obviously plenty of those going round, but this was a new one on me. It involved Moon and another headbanger, Viv Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog DooDah Band. I think @boboneleg will like this one! "One day in the 60s, the duo went into a fashion shop in Carnaby Street and asked the assistant if they had any strong trousers. Somewhat nonplussed the assistant replied that yes, all of their trousers were strong - and being so assured was sent off to get a pair or two. On receipt of the trousers, our heroes took a leg each and pulled as hard as possible. They agreed with the assistant that they were indeed strong. However, on continued pulling, one leg came asunder from the other. At which point the duo declared the trousers weren't strong enough and decided to leave the shop. The assistant complained that now she had an unsaleable item -to which Viv replied "of course not - a one-legged chap could walk in, and they'd be just the thing!" Having said this, they marched out of the shop and down the street - where they met up with the one-legged bloke they'd set this stunt up with just a few minutes earlier. Viv and Keith then took great pleasure peering through the window to observe the reaction of the shop assistant as their Long John Silver look-alike buddy calmly entered the shop and made his inevitable request.... They don't make pop stars like that any more....."

I reckon he's done you up like a fucking kipper!

Look what I got.

So the trip is off zzzak?

I'll be out......but it'll have to be early! Not sure where I'm going! But it won't be anywhere where I have to walk around, cos my fucking Hernia starts pulling if I'm on my feet too long. Not that I was temperamentally suited for walking before I had the Hernia anyway.

Anyway I changed my mind, I gave a lift to an elderly gentleman who warned me off travel in the areas I was interested in, he told me that there are literally hundreds of cars and caravans all vying for the same spaces, that if you go near any native settlements you will get robbed blind in broad daylight. He said Darwin is a dangerous area as is Alice Springs and are best avoided etc etc etc, so I decided to stay in my little bit of paradise so that I can correspond with you and Hopalong. It's nice here, no traffic lights or parking restrictions, no arseholes, food is fresh and cheap, the butcher dresses his carcasses in the shop, the fruit and veg are grown locally, life is good. So I'm keeping the Nissan and selling the Pajero and will get the bike back on the road, can't wait to post my first ride report to show you trailer trash want a real motorbike is all about.

Starting a new one cos something went wrong in the software on the old one! No.....it's not the mods! So off you go!

Are you ladies fighting again?

Freddie Dobbs one fucked up.....

I use Road Lords, sygic which is a spin off of tom-tom for the truck, for the bike I use calimoto or Google maps I do have waze but can't remember when I last used it

You're fucked then you'll be pushing it everywhere

I'd have to agree, he's a parts bin tool he's that blunt

@Marcel is going to pay him for it as well.

i will .... might even px the pair , dont know yet ... i need to have a go of it first . he had one out the back of shop , they had by passed the cat , had original cans on it , it sounded the nuts , id want that done and a few other bits

But why the knobblies, you can't ride offroad I mean you're on road riding abilities are is real question so off road would be a titan expedition

I don't think you can class being an annoying cunt as a skill!

fuck off ....a year.... i got a very special set of skills

fuck off you weirdo ... im not buying your glove either

I'm finding Waze is pretty decent! So far!

You can adjust the level of instruction even on google maps. It can dumb down the number of roads and infill etc considerably if you want. Not wanting to spend a lot of money? I’d recommend spending time familiarising yourself with Waze which is powered by google maps. Wanting something dedicated? Give up they’re mostly crappier than google maps or Waze. Yes the screens are larger, brighter and easier to read. They’re just shit to preload with routes and will eat up your own down time with a lot of swearing. One caveat on that- if you have a phone and sat nav compatible with garmin drive you can quite easily send the (correctly formatted) gps co-ordinates directly to your garmin with no hassle. Just talking about this makes me want a nice alcoholic beverage

Tons of rain recently, record amounts. Now we have rocks falling down all over the place. Took this pic last night on the way to dinner near my house ...

Latest Amazon purchase......delivery tomorrow.

I'll look at it again next year, by then the Covid jabs will have reduced the population quite a lot, caravans will be cheaper as will everything else.

Superb photos

This weekend I am er....er....er....doing bugger all.

You soon will be if you live in Germany, soon to be in Britain too I imagine. To all the 15 minute cities chortlers chortle this one.

You can get Tom Tom for android.

Oh look the original picture before Putins bum boys got it.

shows what goes on in your head..

Cl 500 … @XTreme it’s got your name written all over it

Don't do the spark plugs though, it's an 'engine out' job on some of them ...............

The post box at the bottom of my road has had its new knitted top piece added.

Somebody else's vid.........Clive can't get his cam to work.

Started the day replacing the rear wheel bearing on a 4x4 Kuga only to find I've been supplied the wrong bearing now I've got it in bits all over the garden. Can't get another till tomorrow. Roll on the evening so I can open a bottle of Rose

Buck, thinking the red button wasnt working, ive heard it all i saw the Pedro debacle first hand!

Cover up mod dis(asst)er! I can smell it.

You two should go on stage, The Three Idiots, the joke being that there's only two of you.