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Got the fork mostly back together and the snap ring back in. Filled it with oil and waiting for it to settle before removing the excess. As usual, there is bloody oil everywhere, I'm like that Exxon Valdez when I get going, bird life will be wiped out for miles around my garage.

Computers to me are like spanner are to you.

That was so you would stop badgering her into meeting up with you

your in for a treat @boboneleg you and your crowd much be very special guests at the monkey household

He wrote an article in TBM about me once

My gaff this weekend …..

I prefer to talk about bikes with someone who actually knows about the bike, you know, get the info you want about the bike you want to buy. You can keep your wank bank stocked up with internet images like everyone else. For the record most of the men I've bought bikes from are ugly old munters with tits down to their knees

Call me big Chief tatonka.

Who wants ugly old munters with their tits down to their knees and stinking of piss and wurthers trying to sell you a bike

My friend Dan ...traded his 2018 chieftain for a left over 2022 challenger black that was there in the show room...though I wasn't ever leave the place...

My shengen area app calculator says I can stay 33 more days straight before breaching the 180 rule. It shoots back up to 90 days 1st of Oct I’ve totted up my visits since last October and I have done 101 days this time. I’m pretty pleased with that. I thought the flat buying was going to interfere and it has a lot but I managed more than I thought I would.

Mark Willaims talked (in print) a language I could understand. But as you say Setright was to technical for my feeble brain. I bought Bike each month for years, I had a stack of them that stood 3 feet tall, when we moved house i could not give them away, no interest, ended up binning them all,

What you on about I've never sold you a bike

That’s because she used to be a boy………I do hope I’ve overstepped the mark

Using my Amazon spring compressor today, as usual I have managed to get oil all over the poxy place. My late Dad's early 70s foldy Workmate thing finally came in handy for something. Put the new seal on using the Amazon supplied bullet doobrey to stop it getting cut up by the sharp edges.

Where is your hernia ? On your custard chucker ?

Devastated more like, offered to put me touch with a dodgy dude for a Spanish passport. Although that could be to ensure I'm caught and permanently deported

Flat buying... can I rent it at mates rates... 20 quid a month ok with you? Will need use of your bike parking facilities though

I can still remember Steve Neville at the TRF AGM talking about using the internet and emails for contacting and recruiting members, he was laughed at, comments like, "Hardly anyone has a computer", were thrown about. He mentioned internet cafes (do they still exist?) and they rolled up like he was making it all up.

Very sad. And now everyone even in the staunch pro Brexit areas wants closer ties with Europe. Twats.

Ridiculous that you have to do that!

A few weeks ago my ex brother in law called and bought a H.P computers, tower, keyboards and screen, fuck knows where we could put it in our small bungalow, had to say Thanks, but no thanks, Pissed him off a bit.

Tbh I enjoy it. I also enjoy when at home in the uk and things get fraught saying “let’s go Spanish on it” and Mr Slowly will just shrug and say alright then and everything chills out. Being here reminds you can stay laid back at home too. Only downside is everyone else seems so feckin uptight

My father in law had a huge computer, he never had the Internet in his house ,he just played Patience & MahJong on it.

Same here! That stack was our bike search engine back then!

They still haven’t opened the bloody pool, everyone agreed it would open beginning of June and close end of September but it’s Spain so the maintenance guys just went - you residents can agree whatever you like and we will continue to do whatever we like. I have a grudging respect for that attitude

Yer I was on Thursday but that changed and we leave on Monday. I’m actually looking forward to it which will be the kiss of death won’t it

Yer and probably saying things were better in the old days

Our local (very dubious) bike shops would tell you the bike your were interested in was the best thing on 2 wheels, every bike in the shop was, according to him/them. I bought the GT550 because 2 guys in our group jad one and gave a honest opinion of it, it could have been a Honda 750 Four instead of the GT550, but the Honda dealer was not a man to be trusted, took your money then you where on your own.

The entrance ...

I'm sure he said it was! But it'll be a Yank Belt so it'll be better than yours.

Belt drive! You could be a prospective member for @Buckster's gang!

he's visiting @Slowlycatchymonkey.... ?

Yotams Sunday lunch chicken (white wine, garlic, black garlic, lemon, double cream and capers) with butter garlic mushrooms, cooked separately and added at the end so they retain a strong independent garlic butter flavour. And Mary Berry’s Lemon Curd roulade, the homemade lemon curd is amazing using Spains gorgeously zingy lemons. Renamed it Meringasaurus as the eggs were super sized and puffed up to a giant 40 x 30 cm slab, rolled nicely though.

I did a bit of maintenance, wasted my time really.

good fucking riddance .... just the other Harley twat needs to come to his senses

@Buckster has a bike shop ... and you buy bikes off him ....

Jesus, I am sweating cobs. Wetter than a blindfolded lesbian in a fish market as they say in the posh end of town. I've had a real fight getting the fork back into the yokes. I'm about 2mm short compared to the other one that has remained undisturbed and I can no longer get enough grip to twist or push the thing any further. I have decided to use gravity to assist. I am refitting the wheel and will bounce it on the brakes to see if it moves up a little before putting the pinch bolts back in.

And knowledge, he's the only spanner in his garage

Yebbut the twat should have repaired it about 15,000 miles back , His mechanical sympathy is about equal to yours

No its to stop his prolapsed pussy from falling out

50g.... want that a month

I don't think you can class being an annoying cunt as a skill!

And a T shirt..?

fuck off ....a year.... i got a very special set of skills

A year you twat....cash money..untraceable...you're still on probation ...not a full patch member yet..

fuck off you weirdo ... im not buying your glove either