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Mr Slowly is on his way back from his MRI right now. They couldn't do it cos his shoulders are too wide to fit in the machine

Morning Nice to wake up in my own bed. The trip back was fairly knackering so I shall mostly be doing f’all!

I paid for it already mate. She came up to get me in my car so she ragged it up and back plus I had to buy her and the youngest a Maccy D on the way back. I reckon with the fuel it cost me £40.

Just keep the van doors closed, it will be like Schrödinger’s bike.

I agree 100% you don't need anything bigger than 100bhp on the road. The insurance for me is £600 for the year which is no more than my ninja was so didn't think it was bad, as for the price of it I part ex'd the ninja for put 4.2k in the deal so for the money iv paid I don't think I've come out of the deal too bad. I only bought it because ever since I started riding I'd always wanted one and I had the opportunity to fulfil getting my dream bike so I did, I didn't need it but I wanted it so I got it, as far as tuning goes it's already had a tune of unknown quantity so until I get it dyno tested I don't know just what it's producing but sure as he'll it's not making standard power

A bag in NL

Get yourself a nice bag while your there ................

After feeding the horses the wife now wants to go into town to get shoes and a bag for NL. And it's already got hotter earlier than I expected.......so it'll be tomorrow when I go on my Dark Motorcycling trip.

Well 920 km total.....I stop at this place to get something to drink ...the Harley boys were drolling over the challenger asking all sort of stupid questions ...their leader look kinda gay to me...anyway it was the first time I've seen a pair of riding boots like this ...must be some new fashion riding boots from harley....

my Suzuki and Ductai are going monday... this is going to be weird shit , i will be with out a bike ,

No mate it has been good as gold, just cracked 2.5k miles since I bought it. I have a tale to tell though that paints me as a fucking numpty. Got a locker key at work so I thought I would rationalise my everyday keys to make them lighter to carry in my pocket. Obviously had a brain fart and forgot to include the key for my disc lock. Finished my shift went out to get on the bike that's when I realised So had to phone my Mrs to drive to Lanson with the key for it, 45 mins later she turns up full of sweetness and light and the key FFS

I am loving it mate, its manual and that suits me, getting fitter and my health is reaping the benefits. Plus sleeping in my own bed at night is much better.

No mate just had a full on couple of weeks starting my new job and still working on the old one, plus I had two concerts last weekend. Had little time and only managed to lurk a bit.

Booked tickets for tomorrow to see the latest Indiana Jones film. Feel I should take ibuprofen on Harrison Fords behalf

It needs more power for the simple reason that Suzuki designed and built it to handle more power, that is the best engine that Suzuki has ever made, it is probably the best production engine in any bike ever. Unfortunately they keep getting bought by people like you.

I don't get ill due to my superior dna and massive IQ. Oh balls, wrong thread.

Few pics from last night.

Today watch WSB from Donington, tomorrow WSB from Donington and hospital at 3pm for a half hour sleep while they do the MRI...

Nice , we're in the same spot here . My 950 and the rest of the Moobs at the top of the fort

Marcel later today.......

Do I need to remind you all this isn't a tread about busapussy and his wife.... It's about the all 100% American bike..the Indian.

She is looking after the kid when you are working and if you go out on the bike and by your own admission you never take her out. If you don’t sort that shit out then you won’t like chapter two of the book.

30amp The switches are Renault Clio, there again they were the same switches in my year 2000 Magane

Oooooh I did t think of that. Must stop drinking rum and start on beer. Actually if someone else buys it for you it doesn’t really count does it?

No, it’s character building. there is a certain sadistic pleasure in doing something you know is gonna get you in trouble. It’s like poking a wasps nest, or riding a motorbike faster than you really should. You know it will end in tears, but you can’t help yourself. Anyway, I can’t spend my time talking to you as I have treasure to plunder, villages to ransack, wenches to entertain and rum to drink. Aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!

It blows the fuse because it contains too much magic and wizardry....

Me right now

Oh fuck yes and we won. Now tucking into rum and coke because today I am a pirate. I might have to walk home from the bar as my missus has refused to come and get me. All part of the adventure. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

Did my last ever night shift Friday night, but I am still on the Bank so you never know. Tonight I am doing sweet FA and intend to enjoy it. May pop out on the CB early tomorrow just for a bimble rather than a commute. I have done 4 tanks of fuel in the last 2 weeks but just commuting I need some different views.

Drivers side window switch has gone pop, taking the fuse with it, removed the offending switch and put new fuse in, so I have a window 3 quarters the way down and can't get a new switch till at least Monday......................I hope it don't piss in down tonight or tomorrow.

She used to before we had skye but not since as we don't have anyone to look after skye

There’s no point in wanting something Pete, you just want it.

Well of course Pete it has a gps..live weather radar among many things I haven't figured out yet..

I think you answered your own question, and what’s wrong in getting what you want?

Hi Saul.......you been away on holiday or something?

He can be whatever he wants as far as I am concerned Bob.

I don’t get the sizing on those machines. I’m probably a lot smaller than him and couldn’t fit in one without being twisted up either.

They've got a big new one in Southmead, I didn't feel so claustrophobic in that one.

well that's spragged it

I hope it does and soon, id like to get on the housing ladder

@Slowlycatchymonkey arrives home … https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJXUVuNs/

From hardcore motorcycling to Golfing!

Good luck mate and have a safe trip. We were lucky with Jafferau as it was fabulous weather on the way up but we were stopped by some police and warned not to wait to long at the top as we were due torrential rain. Made it to the top and just back to the campsite before the heavens opened.

Moran? noun: moran; plural noun: moran a member of the warrior group of the Masai people of East Africa, which comprises the younger unmarried males. Origin Masai. I’m glad you keep confirming your massive IQ otherwise we might assume you are a dickhead. noun: dickhead; plural noun: dickheads a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man. Origin zzzak.

It's all go, this retirement lark! My sons were over for a week and then Mandy and I had a week near Venice. Met one of my old work colleagues for breakfast in Montpellier yesterday morning. Then spent the rest of the day doing housework in preparation for Mandy's son to arrive today with his girlfriend for a week. Then yesterday evening he contacted Mandy to say that his flight had been cancelled, but he's rearranged it for Saturday now. Mandy's got an appointment with anaesthetist tomorrow in readiness for her gallbladder removal the week after next. So, it's non-stop fun here!

and you thought you was having a bad day...