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Photo of my youngest boy taken today......you'd never believe he was born in Swansea! No discernible Welsh accent whatsoever, and now he's married into the upper class! Apparently that's all down to the wife's influence......while the other one with the munter is all my fucking fault!

Today we were in the city of Groningen for the wedding pics! Can't show wedding pics till they give me the go ahead......but this is Groningen!

Thanks for the reminder, I’ll have your bike back and tucked up by 3.30pm…….you won’t notice a thing.

Reminds me of the Netherlands .. where are you ?

Since when was a Swansea accent a welsh accent, its a bastard accent and with you its now also combined with a dago accent so even further from a welsh accent

You took a shit in a cake.

He’ll have to purchase some very gaudy clothing first.

Yes get a golf cart thingy @XTreme it’ll suit you ️️️️️️

Must have been the milkmans, he looks nothing like you.

Are you sitting with your feet soaking whilst you cook?

What a Fucking Gammon … show us his mrs

We already have booked it Caroline.......just in case of problems!

That is a knackering schedule for people who can't walk far. Maybe amend your flight booking and add assistance, your ego maybe shouting no way at you but you have a hernia and a wife who's going to do herself a mischief. I've used it twice for my mum who has arthritis and its ace, no walking while carrying bags just get on a golf cart thing and go to the front of the queue, whoever's with the person with assistance gets to go with them automatically. You might be last off the plane but they take you from the plane on another golf cart thingy straight to the front of the passport control queue. Fucking brilliant service. edit - both times she avoided the arthritic flare up that inevitably happens after lugging bags across an airport.

Tomorrow morning 8AM we're being picked up at the chalet and taken to Assen railway station. Then it's train to Amsterdam Airport with the flight leaving at 13:45, arrival in Alicante at 16.30, picked up by car and home by 19.30. At that point we fucking collapse!

I'd say so, you've eaten two already you greedy bugger

Chill out and have a beer …

I love these things......

Got caught short for a dump in Bakewell … 20p for a shite and worth every penny This poster was on the wall on how to wash your hands .. I thought for fuck sake do they really think people are that stupid , then it dawned on me ….., Harley riders

Uncle Fester...

Six30, the early years.

Assen.....I love this place! So much so, I could quite happily live here. That'll never happen of course......cos it's about €350K for a half decent house.

Tomorrow earlyish I’ll be riding off and have a plan for the first 2 or 3 hours, then spending two or three days riding around. It’ll probably be warmer than I would prefer but it’s summertime.

When my wife was in a wheelchair, assistance at the airport, both East Midlands (not so good) and Palma were brilliant......did it a couple of times. Only downside was security at East Midlands wanted to almost disassemble the wheelchair, Palma totally different, I think it was a case of, we have got your holiday money now bugger off to England.

Yeh stole it off one

£111 for tax? Thieving government. 16% increase since 2021, just under 10% from last year, what will the next hike be? Insurance renewal quote came in with a 95% increase, not a chance, shopped around got slightly better cover but still paying 20% more even with extra NCB.

Don't forget to put the midgets pubic hair back on the seat before you leave it

I've just gone off beer.

Meanwhile back in Spain

Weather looks tidy, bet its cool enough to walk about enjoying the place not feeling exhausted and without leaving a trail of sweat behind you

Or done that much walking by the look of it

And water, windmills, bicycles, blonde haired people, and English being spoken everywhere!

Bet you've not seen that much green in a while?!

Think agriculture machinery is a higher risk .

Been with Bennets few years now , Couple of months left on insurance for Ducat and Suzuki cancelled it told em when I got reg of new bike would ring them for a quote …. Last year for both bikes was £362 new policy for Triumph £480 with went on a comparison site after and only one company who I never heard of ( don’t know who underwriter was ) was cheaper at £380… every thing is a piss take now

I'm guessing theres supposed to be a pic of Groningen? Or do you have to have permission to put pics on the internet

Cakes are for eating not shitting in …. That dinner invite , thanks but I can’t make it now

What happened to Gandalfs hair?

I used to say that I would be happy when my insurance was less than my road tax. The only problem is I meant that the insurance would get lower as I got older, not that the road tax would go up so much.

Gundolf does a good impression of Uncle Fester

1st time he came here to the UK my sis in law kept telling the brother in law that his name is Gundolf not Gandalf, she drummed it into him, Gundolf, Gundolf Gundolf. And when she met him she said "Hello Gandalf, nice to meet you"....brother in law pissed himself laughing.

We are down south today for a friend's wedding tomorrow

Off to Groningen this morning for the wedding.

My day today has mainly been reconciling with my youngest brother. I think we are heading for good news on that front A bit of complete honesty is always a good balm.. or the start of the next fight I expected it to happen if he ever had any children. I just didn’t expect it to be within days of her birth. I’m quite excited I might get my lil bro back. And bonus his wife and new baby along with it.