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My room painting is going well, not. spotted a bubble in the paint on the ceiling in the corner of the room, i now have a 12" x 6" hole in the ceiling as there's no access from above, the upstairs Loo has had a very small leak for the last god knows how many years, i just painted over the bubble last time instead of investigating it and one coat is never enough no matter what it says on the tin Have i said i hate decorating

I'm taking a leaf out of @Slowlycatchymonkey's book. Can't be arsed to do a ride report so I'll just bung some photos on here ........................

Too fast in the backswing and he lifted his head. Plus he’s a fat twat and lost his balance.

It'll be fine Rich, this is his mate .............

Some people actually go riding on their bikes. They're not flouncing just because it might rain, get hot, cloudy, no DBM's about, have a hernia etc etc ............

Keep meaning to post some pictures up from April when we went to Whitby for the Goth weekend. I got up early and had a wander whilst it was quiet the first day. Captain Cook Pigeons at 6am

@zzzak, he is going to put his bike in a shed and then tell everyone he is going to tour Canada only to change his mind due to talking to an imaginary friend.

First one of these I've seen since I was knee high to a grasshopper The Red Squirrel was virtually extinct in England and Wales but in certain areas conservationists are getting them re established.

Welcome back to UK. three days ago I was riding in 37c heat. Today at home it's like fecking winter, I've even got long trousers on

Looks like I'll be heading out to a western festival a couple of hours away.. .

Nipped out on the zx in-between showers and all seems well. I could touch the discs when I get back but not for long. No discolouration on the discs either. It's a proper screamer, quickest 600 I can remember riding.

The Fairy Glen, North Wales

Harley certainly do seem to be moving into the 21st century, maybe having Indian produce such great bikes is making them pull their socks up. I’ve always been amazed at how they can make such high capacity engines with so little power. I love my Indian but I don’t get the North American thing for having the huge fairings and festooning it with leather tassels. I like mine so much that when I’m thinking of getting another bike I look at what’s out there and keep coming back to getting another FTR.

only affects you office boys

Mother and daughter apparently. All pubs had wild life in them Outside our B&B

We better warn his mate to wipe it clean of fingerprints after he's touched it or he could be implicated as well

So you're off out on the bike then? Does he know of your exploits in abandoned places?

Got to see a bike mate of mine from Cardiff at the Venta del Peral Services tomorrow morning. He's got a place in Freila and he's only over here on a pretty intermittent basis. And I know he's going to start pestering me again to sell him the CB so he's got a bike to use when he's over here.

That’s never gonna happen

Moved into Ride Reports so people will think we're serious motorcyclists! Great photos Bob!

Still better than most ride reports!

I just ordered a spoiler for it.

Pete you really need to get those homosexual thoughts out of your head...just come out of the closet ffs and get it over with...we all know your marriage is just a cover up.. Anyway..checking live radar and it looks like Noa flood is heading that way...might be a change of plans..

Fucking part time Mods!

Oh it looks like I hit a nerve ...just for the record I've owned ktms since before your Harley years..the Honda was a financial thing ..I knew I could sell it for more than I paid for it..so there...the challenger was introduced in 2020 and it finally forced Harley to improve on their outdated design...I'm not here to knock your bike down buck ..I've been fortunate most than most in my life and don't want to come out has a rich bastard....

Harley has been making these bikes for decades, Polaris has been making their poor copies for 5 minutes. My 2008 Glide has Brembo brakes, I wonder why Polaris use Brembo on their Harley copies? Since you have been back on here you have tried to copy everyone, someone waxed about Honda Cubs and you went and bought one, you saw me enjoying my Harley and you bought one. I’m pretty sure the KTM was you copying someone down the line. You keep trying to live vicariously through other people’s lives. We know you were raped by a moose, you need to stop pretending now.

On Wednesday I was mostly at Uwchmynydd

Plenty of foreigners here got an italian buider moving in across the road from us Mario guess what his business is called

Fitted the tyre on the dog, i think if Chuck Norris was a tyre he would be a Mitas E09 it put up a hell of a fight, anyhow it's on now it's a real mans tyre, look even Hetty is eyeing up how Phat my rubber is

Sunny on day 2

I seem to have a lot to do with wheels this weekend. I got knackered wheel bearings to change on the winter wheel for the dog and have to fit a non gay tyre to summer wheel that.s fitted now. I have the re-spoked and rimmed spare wheel for the XR to make waterproof and then fit the extremely non gay tyre back on. oh and our new sofa is coming next Wednesday so she wants the living room painted

No I drove to Scotland and took a shit in a trailer some Twat had hooked up to a Harley

That's right take a leaf out of slowly's book and give us all the details and loads of photos like she does with her bikes

Got it like it end of ride report .

Sorry to hear that Caroline......did anything happen to cause that?

Hey I bought the 950 in 2004...I didn't even know the internet existed back then you Twat....

I reckon the lawyers from Lego will be taking a close look at that.

I wonder how many of these there actually are ? I saw one parked in a field in France last week

I’ve still got your wheel here

Going nowhere.....it's fucking steaming here!

No chance, she’s gone too far and hurt my feelings!

Todays experimental kitchens Kettle cook is the ‘Seafood Boil’ thing they love in Southern America. This is a pic of what its supposed to look like - Mine obviously didn’t look the same because I wanted minimal ingredients so assembly is fast n easy, plus the pieces need to be small to ensure even cooking in a kettle. To start things off I’ve avoided anything in it’s shell as cooking seafood in a kettle is new to me, I wanted to be certain it was cooked through, so I went with raw king prawns because it’s easy to tell when they’re cooked. Every Spanish supermarket seems to have jars of cooked potatoes and corn on the cob and that’s perfect - speedy, no precooking potatoes or sweetcorn as in the American ‘recipes’ I looked at this sad chopping boards worth of ingredients and nearly stopped. I used only half of everything except the prawns and put a couple of very large dollops of butter in with Cajun spices before mixing it in the bag n squeezing the air out. First go 80 degrees for 20 mins to try and avoid overcooking the prawns, it wasn’t long enough. Back on at 90 for another 15mins. Now extremely hot. Up to the boil held at 90 degrees is definitely the temp needed. This is worth eating whether on the move or not, so tasty, I will have to apologise to my Texan friend. I’d have a squeeze of lemon with it next time. Doing it again I would just have more prawns and forget about the frankfurter because quality varies wildly and moving about you wouldn’t know if they were any good. Overall well worth the small effort it took. Needed a nice glass of cold crisp white to go with it though but heyho, who would have thought that would have been worthy of a glass of wine