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Pete for the sake of everyone here take your air-conditioned car to Granada's red light district and get your sorry ass laid

You'd probably be asking for more photos if that dead moose was blonde and Polish

With the amount of riding you do...should last you 15 years at most...

I was anxious to get going in the morning and a friend ask if he could tag along for a few hundred km... then we pulled off onto and old section of the road where there's a spring water fountain...ice cold and the best tasting water in the world...I filled up my water bottle.

Practicality wins. I resisted for months but I just need the utility of a box.

I wanted to ride fron Mont-jolie Qc next to the st Laurence River....I've done sections before but was in a hurry and went back to the highway...it's a fertil land mostly farms and crops...it's slow going ..there's villages all along the way and the speed limit drops....My plan was to make it to about 100km from quebec city and spend the night...found this nice little motel and cheap ..75 bucks ..I was surprised... There was a nice little bistro with lovely young ladies at walking distance..5 min at the most ..

Was there any gravel involved ....................... asking for a friend

Moose County.

Wanking is obviously not enough for him … perhaps fast paced walking while knocking one out

Well have to say the pilot road 6 gt is the best tyre I've ever used, straight out of the box it has unbelievable amounts of grip and feedback. It didn't feel like I was riding on marbles till it is bedded in so I can only assume that it will be alot grippier once its been run in

Nope ...only 🫎. There's nothing like going alone at times..it's so relaxing...no one to katter to ...stop when ever ..go has you wish...

First sigh are showing...don't know why I bother doing a ride report ..you'll all forget everything in a few days.

Yep. Or not fully loaded. Or not inviting the stupid cow

Give me the baseball bat Wendy.

Here's Johnny

Oh dear, someone is putting pins in my eyes

When your eyes start bleeding you know it is really high. Make sure to be thinking about the FPM while you are getting the test.

Well after 1200 km I can honestly say it's the most comfortable bike I've ever owned..bar none.

200 km from home...hit another down poor...I'm stopping for the nights...cause that section is infested with moose..and it's 630 pm right now.. And I've beaten Pete's and Rich aka busapussy 2023 total mileage in two weeks... those light weight ..

We've been gathering it though. If she makes a break for Poland with the kids then she's going to find the authorities will be very keen to interview her regarding a certain matter. And I have a direct link to those authorities via a Polish friend here cos all his family back there work in that specific government department. Can't say any more!

Oh go on then.

See I'm a trendsetter

So you ride 310 miles and the only pic you've got is a plate of chips?

Quarterly taxes came out today!

Foot in mouth I think

83mph @ 2,500 rpm, that's pretty impressive

Hey I have to say ..for being nearly 60 years old ..I look mighty fine and with the stamina of a 30 year old..1200 km in 2 days ....it's those superior gene I tell you !!

My mistake Shad = Spanish cheap shite

Givi = Quality Shad = Chinese cheap shite

Took the 9T, the F800 and the Livewire for MOT, all good The Enfields are next week, not so confident on those getting through an MOT as they've done a lot of miles. Booked the Bandit in cos I dropped it, a stupid cow threw me a dummy by slowing down as we approach a tricky turn so I slowed down, then she sped up and took the corner but then stopped dead in front of me for no apparent reason while I was turning a steep, narrow 90 degree cobbled street with one of those vicious cambers you get when cobbles collapse so I had to stop dead. I so nearly kept it upright until I didn't The wall jutted out and the radiator landed on it. Which now drips. Guess how much a the official Suzuki radiator is for that bike? He said last time they managed to get an aftermarket one for £170 guess which one I'll be going for!

The dirty fucker shagged me, somebody call the police i want him sued

I'd be focusing more on the other end, he's probably rooted it

Needs must mate……….can’t deny their practicality but they ain’t ever gonna win a beauty prize.

See all those years as a keyboard warrior are catching up with you, you need to get out doing some exercise

I'm not fat just big boned

I plan to.......but I can't do fuck all till I get the Hernia repaired.

Well im in getting the new front tyre fitted, let's see how long this one lasts, rear tyre is only half worn so I'll get a pilot road 6 gt on the rear when it's time

Very wise, you don't want to get raped by a moose again.

My dad stood guarantor for our last place.... does that make me a 'kid'

Yeh.....I did that for mine!

Yep. It doesn't matter how old they are, either! It's when you're having to stand guarantor for a 30 years old "kid" so that they can rent a place, that it hits home!