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Pete for the sake of everyone here take your air-conditioned car to Granada's red light district and get your sorry ass laid

You'd probably be asking for more photos if that dead moose was blonde and Polish

Practicality wins. I resisted for months but I just need the utility of a box.

Was there any gravel involved ....................... asking for a friend

Wanking is obviously not enough for him … perhaps fast paced walking while knocking one out

Well have to say the pilot road 6 gt is the best tyre I've ever used, straight out of the box it has unbelievable amounts of grip and feedback. It didn't feel like I was riding on marbles till it is bedded in so I can only assume that it will be alot grippier once its been run in

Yep. Or not fully loaded. Or not inviting the stupid cow

Give me the baseball bat Wendy.

Here's Johnny

Oh dear, someone is putting pins in my eyes

When your eyes start bleeding you know it is really high. Make sure to be thinking about the FPM while you are getting the test.

We've been gathering it though. If she makes a break for Poland with the kids then she's going to find the authorities will be very keen to interview her regarding a certain matter. And I have a direct link to those authorities via a Polish friend here cos all his family back there work in that specific government department. Can't say any more!

Oh go on then.

See I'm a trendsetter

So you ride 310 miles and the only pic you've got is a plate of chips?

Quarterly taxes came out today!

My mistake Shad = Spanish cheap shite

Givi = Quality Shad = Chinese cheap shite

Took the 9T, the F800 and the Livewire for MOT, all good The Enfields are next week, not so confident on those getting through an MOT as they've done a lot of miles. Booked the Bandit in cos I dropped it, a stupid cow threw me a dummy by slowing down as we approach a tricky turn so I slowed down, then she sped up and took the corner but then stopped dead in front of me for no apparent reason while I was turning a steep, narrow 90 degree cobbled street with one of those vicious cambers you get when cobbles collapse so I had to stop dead. I so nearly kept it upright until I didn't The wall jutted out and the radiator landed on it. Which now drips. Guess how much a the official Suzuki radiator is for that bike? He said last time they managed to get an aftermarket one for £170 guess which one I'll be going for!

I'd be focusing more on the other end, he's probably rooted it

Needs must mate……….can’t deny their practicality but they ain’t ever gonna win a beauty prize.

See all those years as a keyboard warrior are catching up with you, you need to get out doing some exercise

I'm not fat just big boned

They are trying to kill me with food.

Yes, even spent some time chatting to two plod with CRF 300's but didn't take a pic.

No just touring for a few days and visiting my youngest daughter.

Food time, after a little 310 mile bimble to Leicester

Yeah well she was annoying the crap out of people for other reasons and it was starting to look a bit lynch mobby which isn't conducive to a good time, I chose a 'the greatest good for the greatest number' move even though I also wanted to brain her, still do Plus she'd already had a couple of meltdowns, I couldn't be doing with a third! I'm not fond of people who can't hold their shit together when they get tired or stressed, they're far too much like hard work!

I wouldn't have been giving her an easy time, I'd have been laying in to her aswell

Fixed

Feel like I'm being mean to cows stupid twat. Then later everyone pitched into her with the "what the fuck did you do that for" stuff and I had to smooth it over. That was the bit that really grated, being nice to an idiot for the sake of peace and quiet whilst silently thinking YOU ARSEHOLE

So Barcelona is now in China? Personally, I prefer Givi as well! But their rack requires removal of the passenger hand grips!

There aren't any on the CB500F mate. I went for the Givi as it is big enough to hold my lid so I haven't got to cart it around at choir or work.

How many photos do we actually need of a dead moose?

The dirty fucker shagged me, somebody call the police i want him sued

Won't be doing that again anytime soon................ I hope. Spent more time stood waiting than travelling on the bus

I hope the fires of hell are burning good n hot when that driver appears at the gates.

I plan to.......but I can't do fuck all till I get the Hernia repaired.

Well im in getting the new front tyre fitted, let's see how long this one lasts, rear tyre is only half worn so I'll get a pilot road 6 gt on the rear when it's time

Very wise, you don't want to get raped by a moose again.

My dad stood guarantor for our last place.... does that make me a 'kid'

Yeh.....I did that for mine!

Yep. It doesn't matter how old they are, either! It's when you're having to stand guarantor for a 30 years old "kid" so that they can rent a place, that it hits home!