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Went out for breakfast cos the weather forecast is absolutely rubbish for the next few days and the schools break up so traffic volume is predicted to be some of the worse on record Didn’t really want to go out but once out it was glorious. The breakfast was really good, doesn’t look it but the bacon was very good, the egg was perfect and the hash browns tasted freshly fried because they were super crispy and it was all HOT. Even the tea wasn’t stewed. Nice car park shot for Pedders as I remember him saying he doesn’t like nice scenery Mr Slowly said wotcha doing? I reply taking a couple of pics for the forum cos they never stop banging on about photo’s, say hi, anyway I think he gets the forum cos you got a two fingered salute

That'll be wind. My son used to do that when he was a baby.

Here you go, you pervs.

I shall be having a garage day tomorrow. Miss America has been washed but now she needs some small jobs doing .

Good luck. Salobreña is 29 with a feels like of 39! Fortunately back here it’s a lot cooler but it’s still not nice sunny summer riding weather for many days. Hope it’s wrong!

I have been out! And got pissed wet through.

It's going to be another hot one...... ......but I'm going to try and get out early on Sunday. Fuck knows when I rode the bike last so it needs a run.....and so do I. No work on at present so I'm pretty much clear. So far! What you up to?

Just now,

Ah, hah !! I see the influence now ...............

Wow, property is cheap up there.

I've given up looking for now, we might just get a double floor extention built on our house instead.

Not sure yet but may get the bike out for a spin on Sunday, all depends on how fecking hot it turns out to be.

Called in here today. Got some new riding jeans. Unfortunately i also found a leather jacket that was a perfect fit and we all know the rules on that.

It's up for 110k but I'll be offering 10% less as a starting point and go from there

Good luck. I'm fecking sick of trying to buy a flat. The housing market has softened a lot so while mortgage rates are appalling now is probably when you stand a better chance of finding somewhere. Bristol tends to be insulated because there's a shortage of accommodation and probably will be for the next 20 years but even they have gone from averaging 35 people per place to 8! Some of the places I looked at March/April are still on the market and have dropped their prices a lot, 20k is common.

Car, Granada, get yourself laid.

Yes it does, takes a bit of getting used to. Today some over excited teens saw it and started shouting and jumping up n down giving a thumbs up and lots of old’uns can’t stop looking at it, I don’t think they can figure out if it’s old or new cos they look both happy and confused Enjoyed ride back cos I shoed Andrew on (no point taking out the Livewire if you’re not going to enjoy it) and got tangled up racing an old duffer up the A38. Fair play to the old git he had some moves on him but ultimately he ate dust mwahhahahaa.

This afternoon we are going to look at another prospective house, see if this one fits our needs any better, other than that not a great deal planned

Run 1 before the hydroclean

Dickhead.

Fixed.

Now now, partner comments are off limits! And he makes that guy look weedy

They're making you shorter as well now then? You'll eventually end up about 5ft 2ins like I am apparently.

It's Pete or Marcel or maybe both of them.

I would be worried about tearing the rollers of the machine.

I bet all you wankers hope you get a chance like this!

I didn't notice that but there are wankers everywhere In Bristol you're lucky to have that space behind your house. Nowadays computer software would have wedged a whole row of houses in there and the garden would be nonexistent or the size of a postage stamp. A lot of modern builds border on inhumane.

The only problem with our house are the w*ankers who live on the other side of the lane , as you can see from the photo above they do nothing to help maintain the lane or the back of their houses

Thats the route I'd take. In Bristol you just don't get enough for your money. On an extension you'd make the money back after a few years, people like to have space, even in the short term it makes it highly desirable and you'd get what you were asking for it.

Stop it. I’ve got to be a good boy.

It's been over two years of gay innuendo, time to stop being frigid and show your technicolor dream coat.

A bit forward.

Nice but its not a lot for the money is it? The boys flat is currently £350k.. for a friggin flat! But it is smack bang in the centre and that always carries a hefty tag If we ever complete that is other wise it'll be more reasonable £0

Looks pretty decent for the money! As a comparison, this is what my boy in NL is buying: https://www.funda.nl/koop/eelde/huis-42270349-rembrandtweg-42/ They have overbidding there (more buyers than houses) so he's paying €370K.

So about 55 bhp per ton when you are sat on it.

Oh yeah it's definitely fixable for her, just needs abit of landscaping and getting ride of that kennel up the top, not particularly hard to fix up, in the pics it looks to be a good fit for our needs

Ass steering.... do you not mean stretching

You need to come and see me and learn about Motorcycling Tourettes! I can even cover Ass Steering as well if you want. Perfect these and you'll never be taking a ride down Death and Dismemberment Boulevard!

The only head scratching part is the big flatspot in the torque curve between 3-4.5k rpm, I can't notice it whilst riding it but the guy recons its had a decent amount of tuning already

No it definitely doesn't... Now bucky does that change your tune about being too pussy to tune it or are you satisfied that I have enough power?

First run is 203.299 hp and 116.35ft-lb

Well thats me at turbopacs in team valley for a dyno session and hydroclean with a full tank of 97ron fuel.... Let's wait and see the numbers they should be in within a few hours

Not riding too close to the person in front might help as well.

A CB500X would be the perfect bike for her.......but she keeps nipping out for an Indian! You know when you walk past an Indian in the morning and there's a terrible stench of gone off food from the bins.........that's the smell in her garage that is!

Dickhead.

It's a mere 254kg unloaded, easy.

Scared it to death by taking your helmet off?

How many Baby Chams have you had tonight?