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I had a 970 mile round trip, thankfully it was relatively gammon free although there were definitely signs of inbreeding in Kent. On the way down I stopped in at JTS and bought a jacket, which I look damn fine in. I stayed at a motel styled place attached to a Hungry Horse pub, I was able to park outside the room and they tried to kill me with food. Guinness was imbibed. From there I headed down to Kent. Spent time with my youngest daughter who wanted me to meet her boyfriend which is a first. Camped near Brands Hatch. Had a wander around the local area, found stuff for @yen_powell The houses are shite, look at this shed. Saw some local wildlife. Even found something for the green lane crowd. Then there was 14 hours of rain before I headed north again. Definitely appreciated my new to me backrest. Weather stayed fairly good on the way back, stopped off in Lincoln to break the trip.

It didn’t help, filthy fat bastards.

I supposed that’s the one advantage of reaching rock bottom.

Just gone for a local walk around the roads as down by the river will be muddy with all the rain we’ve had. We came across this old graveyard which happens to have a brand new nursing home built behind it

Getting expensive here as well. I’m due for renewal in the Honda 250 and I’m struggling to get it under £100

Rather pay more road tax into the public purse than give extra to insurance scum bags.

Just renewed the bike insurance for another year......€360. Yes......insurance is very expensive here. That's Fully Comp including full European breakdown cover, Legal, Health etc. I could get it a bit cheaper with Linea Directa but I don't trust them one bit. It'll be cheap first year then rip you off forever.

only in the low to high 90s. Inland from here it gets into the low 100s. (whatever that is in the funny system y'all use)

I know you didn’t but it was still very funny.

Was it difficult riding down there with all those bottles of lorry drivers' piss littering the roads?

I have a house guest arriving tomorrow. I do not like house guests so I am currently drinking the wine I bought for them. Ha that’ll learn ‘em

Would have been the pinnacle of her career seeing another OAP with high blood pressure who thinks he’s the dogs, it’s such a rarity

No - but it depends upon the State you're in. Colorado, for instance, requires you to buy an OHV sticker - it's only $25 and the fee goes to maintaining public lands for riding. No inspections or anything like that.

Shame that

Where's my pellet gun when I need it?

I'd hate to think Where are you're applying it, you have no use of it on chains LOL

For some reason I was expecting to see @yen_powell appear in this video. Don't know why