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Went with son to GP appointment. Was surprised by the level of knowledge the Doc had and her attitude was excellent. Didn’t even have to ask for a referral to an immunologist, she did it straight away! She also prescribed high dose steroids for emergency use and made a note he needs three adrenaline pens so I don’t have to argue with the practice manager next time! Happy with that.

Well unless it's 5 miles down the road he might get caught out in a bit of drizzle and die or.... melt in the mid morning sun, its out of the question though he'll say they have nothing that interests him

be another guessing game that goes on and on ... there will be a poll with a list of bikes in a minute

Same old story with these wankers......they just don't want to sell you a bike! They never return mails, calls, or Whatsapp messages! I've got no idea how some of them manage to stay in business! And the bigger they are, the fucking lazier they are. The only exception is Rafa in Vespacito No Me Corras.......but he's not got anything I want.

And who doesn't like a poll

What about my bloke at Motoreestreno in Alicante? He’s pretty good at returning calls etc or is that a bit far mate?

Does it smell of moose anus?

It's probably because they know what your trying to trade in

thanks for every ones input on this im sure Gas monkey appreciates your efforts

So how are things going as The Leader of the Kiddies Chapter?

Yes 90% of riders are into cruisers in my general area and most don't even know the brand Ktm is...

4PM sat afternoon, Dad and Nan stuck in front of the tele.

It alright don't call social services I am ok Just a bit busy at the moment, but have been lurking when I have the chance. Have been following the drama on here.

No good ever came from a woman with a spanner, she would be better off making a sandwich for a man who might fix her bike for her.

Well only got one bite...don't know if I'm asking to much for it or it's just a limited market in my area...looks like I'll be stuck with it for another year...haven't touched it for about 2 months now...I'll try to get one of my boys over the weekend to take it out for a few miles.

A unicorn probably………as long as it’s not a Chinese or Indian unicorn.

I think what's happening Pete...you've been placed on the black list from all of the dealers in your area...we all remember the 1200gs fiasco...there's probably a memo floating around the the dealer web...don't sell anything to that Welch twat...he's a nightmare.....I do the same when I get the odd crazy customer floating in...

Don't forget the HERNIA

Not at all Ray.....but they've got nothing I want!

I was thinking more of the DNA evidence it's covered in, nobody wants that noose around their neck

Well I agree he was very creepy before the truth emerged but it wasn’t widely known at the time, he didn’t know and I prefer it if folk do what they say they’re going to, particularly if theres a contract (verbal or otherwise), anything else is dishonest. The fact it was fixed and not real makes it even more farcical, they were entertainers, Saville was also an entertainer. Would I like to see Saville get a pasting.. what’s the channel number?

And riding around barefoot while here in the uk people lose their minds if you wear adventure boots on a dirt bike

I'd get it on first thing in the morn as said lump would swell during the morn. Hope the op goes well for you. I was told I'd have an inch scar, ended up 4 times that with a big numb area and the bloody thing still gives me trouble so I wear a belt with some of the padding removed at bad times.

Bottoms Up.

That’s why he survived, he was infected with anthrax from the moose anus, that would have killed a normal pervert.

The old women in the crowd used to go apeshit! They never sussed that it was all part of the show. Mick McManus and Steve Logan were great baddies!

Have exchanged on my sons apartment, due to complete on Thursday Feels weird, on one hand it's exciting and I'm really happy for them getting their first proper place and on the other I'm really not because this is probably our last summer all at home together.

Probably along the lines of I like to go to abandoned places for fun 'wink wink' what would you recommend to me that is unreliable enough that it'll break down so I can enjoy my fun for longer

Christ almighty mate they’ve got loads of bikes, surely something takes your fancy? ………….let’s make this simple; what do you want?

They don’t want the ginger minger in the shop.

Any dealer would jump at one of these on a trade in......they usually go within a day! If I was trying to trade in the 1200GS it would be a different story.

That's the thing people don't understand about the wrestling business......yes, they are entertainers, but some of them (a very small amount) are legit tough guys. They train hard for years to put on a show for people, so why should Savile just walk in and take over? You've obviously heard of Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, John Cena etc (all in films).......they are all athletes, bodybuilders with great physiques, marketable, who can wrestle a bit, and act a bit. And obviously capable of taking a bump or two. Then there's the real tough guys......who nobody should fuck with. And then there's Haku/Meng/King Tonga (who's the The Rock's uncle) who not even the real tough guys would dare fuck with. Back in the 80's he was the tag team partner of Andre the Giant, and even Andre was terrified of him. When he was in WCW they didn't really have any particular role for him to fill for many years, but they kept him on regardless because the Management were too scared to terminate his contract.

Gay

Not even the hardcore Lycra boys on bikes go out in the temps we have now! No matter how fit they might be, they could end up in Hospital......or worse!

Cheeky git, I’ll have you know all of my female rels (bar me and one who’s a lot younger) have popped out brats into their late forties and early fifties, one of them had an oops baby at 56! And secondly fuck that!

Well I think I'm fairly prices...I'm asking 20g Can...with all upgrades included...

Think he’s had one for a while

what happened to your superior genes then ....

I don't think the riding position matters much as it's only good for 80 miles on a charge and then you have 6 hours to rest while its charging up again

Ah I was referencing her back ache complaint. If you’re small you’re stretched out further, it can be tough on the shoulders and back.

Speaking of wonky donkeys @Saul’s been a bit quiet and where’s @Tango? I think we are entering the phase when we need to contact social services if someone doesn’t check in

For some reason I was expecting to see @yen_powell appear in this video. Don't know why

Dinner last night....

Went to national bike museum yesterday afternoon , you been there ? Unbelievable the bikes they got in there .