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Evening bimble …

@XTreme on his way to bike shop

Two years of drivel with about 0.05% of bike content, you deserve a fecking medal

Get yourself a ZRX1200 and it will last you 22 years at least, and when you get bored with it get another one but a different colour.

Plus every ride report is about how it’s perfect 100% for his riding!!??!! You’ll never be happy unless you get another GS, @XTreme, it’s the danger element of maybe getting stranded and dying that’s so addictive!

Well stop writing in Dago midget code not everyone understands it

66 bikes in 52 years you thick twat!

No way Pete, the Honda is the best most reliable fantastic definitely not boring jack of all bike in the world and everyone should get one.

Apartment bought and keys collected. Love the place. Had a la-di-da G&T and a slice of Victoria sponge to celebrate. Now back home to have a good glass of the best apple juice in the land. I loved the gates into the basement parking, usually a horrible neglected area but this was real batcave stuff Posted this last one because wtf is it? BMW boy racer?! Tomorrow I take the tradesmen’s entrance (yes there really is one ) and start the decorating

The midgets get wise to what he rides and keep a look out for it ready to ambush him in abandoned buildings.

Today I escaped and rode maybe 500km, mostly twisty mountain roads. Now finishing a long day having a proper meal and drinking red wine served on a clay jar! Two clay jars!

Your shit at maths how can you be 66 in 52 years when your already 69

No it’s definitely dull

Yes im afraid you did.... And if it looked like that you've got more problems than we first thought

weirdo

No but I'd bet he's been going all American pie on it.....

Have you got the pyjamas as well Bob?

No … I nearly choked on the fucker .

Sorted new car new bike https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJb7agMj/

I like @Buckster comedy clips of his bike and trailer etc

Ave it …

Ah one of those, that explains a lot.

bummed to death by moose as revenge for the time he bummed a moose to death?

or bummed by a Moose

There must be somewhere selling chinky shite for people like you.

But you haven't had it for that long.... why don't you change the car instead? I bet you've had that for years

It's fucking awful isn't it! I didn't think it possible that it could be even worse than it's predecessors......but it's managed it. But how else could it have gone considering it has the same userbase as the others, plus an additional bunch of rejects that no other forum will take?

Nothing......but you of all people know that you sometimes feel like a change.

He’d ask them if they wanted to take part in a poll.

Instead of riding the Indian take the KTM with a for sale sign on it, get it out and about, show it off, take it to any auto events that may be on.

There’s a ride report incoming if I survive the next couple of day’s heat, you might need to learn Portuguese to read the culture parts but here’s today’s pictures for this thread and the one for @yen_powell

Fuckmine, you've bought a flat in Yuppie central.............

Is the apartment a love pad for dirty weekends

It does go .. probably not once I get the trailer sorted for it

I've owned 4 cars in 35 years if they work i keep them same with bikes, I have five bikes four bikes bought in 2008 2010 2011 and 2016. the newest bike is the Beta its now 2 years old and i am thinking of putting it in purely because i don't want to do the maintenance on it it will be easier to get another but i'm not keen on the new bike they have changed it for the worse in my opinion. but if your getting bored with a bike i find it better to keep it and just buy another LOL

You have no idea

I’ve eaten plenty of those. Did I just say that our aloud?

I've had 13 main bikes in 40 years, plus 3 extras for trail riding duties only.

Don't make him laugh, his stomach has been turned inside out ....................... and not by the Moose

On my way to Brizzle to pick up the keys for the boys apartment

So you're happy to have a car till it falls apart but a bike you change more than you change your clothes, I don't get it! My first ninja I had for 10 years the 2nd one I had for 3 years and I've had the busa for around 8 months and the rsv for 14 months I just don't understand why you'd change your bike so often

I'm not wasting money on a car......I've always driven old ones just to get me from A to B.

Probably along the lines of I like to go to abandoned places for fun 'wink wink' what would you recommend to me that is unreliable enough that it'll break down so I can enjoy my fun for longer

Erm something he hasn't had before, not that that narrows it down at all, since he's more'n likely had every bike ever made. How about a penny farthing? Though I'd bet he had one of them when he was a little nipper back in the mid 1800s

A unicorn probably………as long as it’s not a Chinese or Indian unicorn.

Your a sick man...

I think what's happening Pete...you've been placed on the black list from all of the dealers in your area...we all remember the 1200gs fiasco...there's probably a memo floating around the the dealer web...don't sell anything to that Welch twat...he's a nightmare.....I do the same when I get the odd crazy customer floating in...

It's probably because they know what your trying to trade in

Cheeky git, I’ll have you know all of my female rels (bar me and one who’s a lot younger) have popped out brats into their late forties and early fifties, one of them had an oops baby at 56! And secondly fuck that!