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Played golf again today and the heat was excruciating but despite the brutal conditions I came third out of twenty players and missed winning by three bloody points. Best bit was I walked away with €25 prize money ️€€€€€€€€€………hardly the big-time but hey, every little helps

Nephew likes the older women ..

@Clive has turned up

We stopped at a garage , was a fella on a Harley parked at entrance , he walked over and said there will be about 100 bikes coming through , on a charity ride for a biker who was on holiday in Ibiza and drowned in the sea , we waited and watched em go past .

Mr Slowly has that with his Enfield in Spain. They don’t get going too early and it’s LOUD. One occasion I’ve asked him wtf are you doing? and he replied “pushing my bike out of the parking in to the road so we don’t wake everyone up like iiingalish pigs”

My friend and I are ready incase they pay a visit

This was better though ...................

Sounds like you know what your doing Clive good luck. One of the problems I've had in the past was the wiring around the headstock try turning the handlebars lock to lock maybe a break in the wiring there

Sounds like an earth problem.

@Clive has a scooter for sale

Yep that was me, you’re still a disappointment.

Interesting I think i like it

You in clives shed are you?

I park my car as close to my shed door as possible, they may be able to get in the shed, but apart from the scoot and some oil and crappy old tools (important stuff is is our spare room) there is nothing in there worth nicking, but they can't get the scoot out, if they tried to move the car the alarm will go off, waking my wife up, I will hear nothing.

No, the garage is at the end of the garden seperate from the house. There is access to it from a communal lane at the rear, hence any theiving scrotes have fairly easy access.

Tell me about it........before my AA stopped we could save a little each month.....now...Bugger all.

So this afternoon I popped out into the lane at the rear of our house to take some cutting discs up to my neighbour. Just up the lane were two scrotes on moto-x bikes with hoodies up. I approached them and asked them how they got here , 'we didn't ride innit mate' was their answer. I laughed and informed them that a copper lives just down the lane , they asked where ? With that my neighbour came out and asked me who they were , they clocked him and f*cked off down the lane (he's a 6'2'' 21 stone guy from Greneda) . I will be sleeping in my garage tonight as instinct tells me that these are part of the same gang that stole five bikes and tools from my place of work last year. If they do return and try to take my bikes I will be sleeping with my Royal Naval divers issue knife to protect myself and my property

Parked up across road from pub .. what is the advantage or point of the engine design on these if any

Great looking bike, that stonking engine and brembo brakes are a great start. The suspension being non-adjustable is a bit of a let down and at over £9000 it's a little bit pricey imo. The lovely, lovely mirrors are a nice touch and it so happens that I have some for sale. These are the original VIcma folding mirrors , not the cheap chinese copies that vibrate like f*ck Please ask if you want a pair or even one ..............

well that's ok then i will have them with my curry and rice

I know mate, it’s just uncomfortable out on the bike and that’s the first time in all the years we’ve been here I’ve actually felt like that. Now I don’t know if it’s because I’m a bit older and I can’t quite handle the heat or whether the heat is more intense. Could be a combination of both I guess but as soon as it breaks a bit we will have a run out mate.

Yes it's annoying when he comes over to where i live and shows me around

Honestly @boboneleg I know you were a driver but even so your ability to recognise places is astounding. Someone posts a pic - “Ah yes thats the third bench on a row of benches in Ross back sands, there’s a good trail north of that” Where haven’t you been?!

Gold Hill, Shaftesbury. Famous for the Hovis advert...............

I would replace that cable.

Gave you a semi did it?

Hmmmmmmm, that's an interesting solution. I have no idea if that would work but might be worth a try ? What do you say @Sir Fallsalot , @Buckster , @Catteeclan

Back from Baza! Visited the client who's got the Cave B&B....... Then the wife wanted to go here! It's already pretty hot (35) but we made it back before the real brutal shit comes in!

It’s like piss anyway, should only be drunk by Honda and BMW riders.

Biggest friend you can have in the tool box Clive https://www.amazon.co.uk/Voltage-Circuit-Electrical-Automotive-Systems/dp/B0987X7R8J/ref=asc_df_B0987X7R8J/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=534966790792&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5593375668853706080&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006751&hvtargid=pla-1397585477515&psc=1

Cause they promoted it with a transgender , sorry I mean mentally ill twat …thought more Harley riders would of started drinking it to be honest @Buckster trailer is full of bud light

Do you know something i really don't give a toss and can't be arsed anymore i'm off to bed to dream about any bike that takes my fancy because i'm not blinkered

I’m listening to the gay boxing on the radio in my garage

Well I guess that not all Harleyers are gay. https://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2023/08/no-one-drinking-bud-at-sturgis-motorcycle-rally-3669943.html

It does get harder to handle the heat as you get older that's for sure. It seems to be consistently hotter than it used to be, plus the heat is coming in earlier in the day, and dropping much later!

Anymore photos of your bike, did you do the restoration, any photos of that process ?

Can I have it?

Easy mistake to make.

I don't think you need to worry Lionel, seeing as you only eat chips .............

Check the earth from the battery, could be loose.

A guy on the scoot forum has been trying to sell his scoot, same model and year as mine, he tried for 3 months and gave up, it is stood in his garage now, he says he will try again next spring. Getting spares is a bit problematic.

I freshened up my Rally yesterday with a new seat as the original has sagged after six years of use. I went for a black seat from a 250M, I much prefer it to the red item, the strap was removed straight away

I've been busy busy. We had friends round for a BBQ for Mandy's birthday, then Mandy was off work on hols last week, so we were out and about a fair bit. Things may settle down by Mid-september!