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A small victory today. I phoned my insurers and got my renewal down from £135.42 to £98.58 I'll call that a win even though I wanted to go elsewhere. Still wasted 30 minutes of my time though

This came up on YouTube this morning. Interesting and better than housework.

Costa going for a short walk in the forest. He recovered amazingly

whats the other forum , i'll see what i can do to educate them on the running of it .

No problem , you lot are crap anyway

Aaaaaargh fucking bloody bastard fucking Dulux fucking cunts. Never liked them premium price tag gloopy paints with barely acceptable pigment levels have just made their last bastid sale to this unsuspecting sap. Hmm this paint ‘Violet white’ (an off white with a very minor purple hue) is waaay darker than the large swatch, all this cutting in is… purple.. far too purple. Maybe it’ll dry much lighter? “Hey open the other tin I think they’ve put the wrong paint in this one.” Aaaaaaargh Cunts.

Thought you done it yourself

I seriously hate that song. Having to grin and bear people singing at me for over 3 solid minutes is pants. I learnt to join in singing it loudly to get through it after going on holiday and the barman seeing me squirm when people started singing it at me.. so he played it EVERY SINGLE time we went in for a bit of apres for ten days on the trot

…………ahhhhh but what you don’t realise is that the group of reprobates I play with would fit in very well here……..and there’s beer involved supported by general rowdiness. ️

Currently in the sunroom squeezed up one corner of the three seater sofa and this is what I have to look at……….one for the ladies and Harley riders I guess.

It’ll piss down on Sunday

What a difference a day makes (that reminds me of a song ) Pissing it down now, but warm and humid........we are granddaughter sitting so doing nothing anyway. Better tomorrow ☀ and maybe 23c .......marvelous.

I'm going camping with some e-bike wankers (their choice of name) at Pewsey in Wiltshire . I will trail ride there , get pissed in the pub on Saturday night and then make haste home on Sunday morning as the World Cup starts at 11.00 am .

Well it's not chips Lionel and still stuck there to this very day ..............

heavy metal .... fucking racket

I’m on two forums, the other one is full of well informed educated people that don’t swear and have intelligent discourse on wide ranging topics in some depth. I have to come back here to swear, talk shite and let everyone else know they’re twats

If your quoting something to do with Pink Floyd it will be totally lost on me if your not it will still be totally lost on me

That actually explains his posting habits.

Sorry to hear that happened to you, perhaps consider a separate laptop for that material

It was til Neil feckin diamond turned up

Today has reached its only possible conclusion

Pete’s such a slut!

Pour the two into a bucket mix them together and shove it on the walls

I'm off to see Jesus! No.....I haven't discovered religion! Just going for a haircut!

Well don't expect any support from me, @Sir Fallsalot, @Specs, and @Renegade!

The disturbed personalities that make up those characters are now otherwise engaged spreading hateful bollox on the internet

Three Saturdays on the trot now so it’s Gaylord Golf for me tomorrow but it will be the last gay outing for a couple of weeks. Back to macho shit on two wheels next week……… 🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍. Off to one of the local bars on Sunday to watch the Lionesses win the World Cup………..Sweet Caroline and all that!!!

Things are looking up, cos I have rewarded myself for the decorating I’m about to do with a chinese takeaway to be delivered this evening to the flat between 18.30-19.00 I’ll be smugly stuffing noodles down my gob relishing the idea that whatever idiotic holiday maker caravan accident has jammed the M5 this Friday isn’t one I’m stuck in Now wine or beer to go with

Which will mean there will be puddles!!

More feckin decorating. Really bored of it now. The boys have lost all enthusiasm so either I drive them and the project to completion or leave them to it. Leaving them to it will entail them living at home for a lot longer and I can see the peace and quiet I'm looking forward to slipping further n further away... where's mi overalls

Still pretty warm....... .....but I'm going to get out early Sunday morning come what may! Cos I don't want yet another another weekend of incarceration.

Looks lovely …

Got Waitrose to deliver it daaaarlink

Good choice, Henney's is a very nice cider. You can sometimes get it in LIDL ..........

Phase 2 Chicken beef and king prawn noodle soup

Phase 1

Hopefully her names not John and she’s not living on a prayer

My wife makes the same face when Bon Jovi's livin on a Prayer comes on she hates it

my mrs is called Caroline ... it always gets sung for her ....

I refer you to my previous answer!

We need photos of you eating your chinese with emulsion covered hands later

Oi Bristol isn’t disturbed. oh yer forgot it is. Got the windows open, it’s Friday so we’re averaging about one set of sirens every 20 mins or so

Well I thought I’d get away without doing that like I usually do. So now all the cutting in is a much darker purple than the lighter one and mixing what left of the darker one with it aint gonna get it close to the cutting in colour. Also boy doesn’t want a lilac bedroom

I'm back......fucking hell it's hot out there!

You ride a gay moped.

That opinion doesn't carry much authority given your current choice of bike.

I know it well! Wandered in there on my own in Summer 1971 and it was full of hookers and Skins......then this guy staggered across the room with his head split open. Very intimidating place with guys trying to stare you out! I was just gone 17 and it was my first time out of Swansea. Anyway, a full crew of us from Swansea, Gorseinon, and Bont (around 30 in total which included a couple of total psychos) went back there about a year later on bikes, and in cars and vans! Plus, I'm fairly sure that my mate Whippet from Clase had his sawn off in his old Hillman Minx cos he always carried it round for protection from Skins. Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding we got banned from there within 15 minutes (and the Police got called) cos one of the psychos completely destroyed a metal serving tray by repeatedly hitting himself over the head with it while singing "Mule Train". Why he chose "Mule Train" I have no idea! I told him "Whole Lotta Love" would have been a much better choice! He eventually got put down for Grave Robbing (don't ask me) and one of the other ones there got life for Murder a couple of years later. I'd estimate half of them never made it into the 80's for various reasons. Over 50 years later I could well be the only one left standing! Good days......simple pleasures back then!