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On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside. Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side. I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop. Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror. A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them. The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off.

Book yourself in for a perm mate

Got another old dog on the ramp for service and tyres

Give you 2k for it , it’s a bit of a rough one

Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney.

She looks great for 63 Bob and I must say that green blouse really suits you

@XTreme you seen this shit … Bob belongs to some transgender enduro club.

Bap with chips ........ chip buttie............... @skyrider is off to have a crafty wank now .............

I know a few motorsport types, particularly a very good mapper. Through that guy, who doesn’t do shady stuff, I’ve met a guy who’s a shit tunner but very shady, he’s nicknamed the watchmaker, he mainly fixes clocks…

Gets in your teeth

Will Smith should’ve twated him properly.

I think they were more scared of the two Repsol ladies to be honest Pedro

@Marcel will be banging one out to this pic ...they got ice cream.

you should of said ...give me a couple of fake handbags and glasses and we can all move on

I hear North Africans are very intimidated when they hear a London accent …

Do you think it was race related?

Biggest problem is no one will tell their friends what they have had done looks shit so everyone goes around thinking they look great because all their friends said so meanwhile everyone is slagging them off behind their back I’m talking about women here men will tell their friends something looks shit even if it looks good

I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500. You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............ You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET' and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick

Just done the weekly shopping......now I've got to take the wife to the hairdressers!

You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995

Arse, cheeks, boobs and lips. It's sad that they have to try and look like a Kardashian, not a bloke. And yes there are many girls who leave themselves alone and good for them.

Fer fucks sake, why on earth does anyone need that much storage on a bike? Apart from @XTreme that is?’

Have you got it now

she loves cocks in her mouth .. BJ's

Webuyanycar.cunt more like. There’s making a profit and then there’s taking the piss. A mate of mine used to sell second hand cars around the corner from one of their depots and the new signage for WBAC was mistakenly delivered to my mate. He did quite nicely out of it until he got caught selling clocked cars…………£55,000 fine and a three year suspended sentence. WECLOCKAMYCAR.TWAT

Mandis Cmax sold today, let it go for £3100. We buy any car were offering £1770, sponging cunts. I know these people have got to make a profit but blimey. Was only going to change a couple of wishbone bushes but got the wrong ones so had to fit the complete wishbones both side which cost me £240. glad I'm able to fit them myself but passed the MOT and we just delivered it.

A nice jaunty message from our town hall warning everyone that they'll be taking their life in their hands when venturing onto the roads over the next few weeks!

And that's another thing, What's wrong with a bit of bush now days.

Don’t let @Buckster in

Brilliant

Childminding duties for us today, tomorrow and Friday. It is raining here too.

salesman ... i need to be a magician or a fucking wizard to get that for it,

You and your George Bush fetish can get lost.

if your going with mr slowly to brighton tell him not to fall for the pound coins glued to the floor.

The base layer arrived. It’s really comfortable, super soft and the thin armour is fabric backed. Very pleased, will update after I’ve ridden to Brighton in them.

He makes Harley stuff for wankers.

Why is that girl on the front seat of a bike? This is some woke bullshit.

I’m afraid he’s a custom bike hipster dude