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More likely this.

if only your tester was near me ...

Clapped out DR600's?

A topbox big enough to have a lifter strut

Got the tour pack installed..

Fucking MOT testers are shit. I had the marmite wagon MOT'd in January with a few advisories one of them saying front and rear discs are pitted, decided to have a look in there this week fuck me there's nothing left on the pads and no mention of them on the MOT cert and i know it's 8 months since the MOT but i have done less than 500 mile since then and this is the state on the pads Oh and there's fuck all wrong with the discs just rusty where the pads were not touching

I hear old 80s cars are exempt from the ulez charges so are now hot property. Just like Khan and his crew to push something through without checking out the backhanders. All about money, nothing else.

The only thing you ride less than your bike.

For the Spanish contingent on here- Stopped at a garage in Nunney Catch nr Frome to fuel up and saw Cheetos. I thought there must be some kind of mistake, like a label offering a a meal deal but no that is the price for one packet of crisps. I said to the cashier that’s insane. Bet you don’t sell many of those and she said you’d be amazed, we sell quite a lot of them! In what world is this a ‘deal’ ?!!

Is it refrigerated ?

Old diesels are fucked down here now … cause of the ukez Bollox

it seems to be yesterdays news a pity really i like a bit of woolly moob myself

nothing wrong with a few chips i had chicken chips and gravy for tea last night

Nice topbox!

Bap with chips ........ chip buttie............... @skyrider is off to have a crafty wank now .............

Peak District is my absolute favorite

I have a sure fire way to meet women.

Looks like Sunday is going to be down to 26c for me!

He on Lidl,s website ..frozen section now

Yup just a money making scam .. if every one could get a classic car he would just come out with some made up Bollox to start charging them

Plenty of multi day rides but I can manage with a 40 litre tail pack and some washing powder

Oh you notice the strut..lol..kinda sharp I find.

Don't you guys do multi day rides..? I'm leaving next Tuesday and I should be back home Saturday...I'm sure not gonna be wearing the same clothes that I left with....you need lots of storage..

That's ok then, I think that's to be encouraged. She's right next door to where I advised you to go on holiday too.

Fer fucks sake, why on earth does anyone need that much storage on a bike? Apart from @XTreme that is?’

Baps are just soft bread rolls, butties are bread rolls that usually have chips in them

I know a few motorsport types, particularly a very good mapper. Through that guy, who doesn’t do shady stuff, I’ve met a guy who’s a shit tunner but very shady, he’s nicknamed the watchmaker, he mainly fixes clocks…

Webuyanycar.cunt more like. There’s making a profit and then there’s taking the piss. A mate of mine used to sell second hand cars around the corner from one of their depots and the new signage for WBAC was mistakenly delivered to my mate. He did quite nicely out of it until he got caught selling clocked cars…………£55,000 fine and a three year suspended sentence. WECLOCKAMYCAR.TWAT

Gets in your teeth

You’re late, Portuguese TV has got three people on the scene, our president is over there too. Would be a real shame if something were to happen to the annoying clown!

You were lucky Dave, @Six30 would have offered you £1500 tops

You and your George Bush fetish can get lost.

I don't mind a little stach just above the pubic bone myself...

baps are cheap rolls... to soft .

One’s named after boobs, the other but, you freaks!

Things are going to get interesting now.......

Always amazes me how cheap used cars are in the uk. Was it ratty? Earlier than here, traditionally it’s late September I think.

Serious stuff, grapes are bloody slippery

A nice jaunty message from our town hall warning everyone that they'll be taking their life in their hands when venturing onto the roads over the next few weeks!

Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney.

Do you think it was race related?

I’ve deduced that your car fucking hates you.

The car decided not to cooperate this morning (after starting normally late yesterday afternoon)......so it was more of this! The wife didn't fall asleep today.....mainly because I went over a speed bump a bit too quick and it hurt her back. So I'm in the shit again!