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if only your tester was near me ...

Clapped out DR600's?

A topbox big enough to have a lifter strut

Fucking MOT testers are shit. I had the marmite wagon MOT'd in January with a few advisories one of them saying front and rear discs are pitted, decided to have a look in there this week fuck me there's nothing left on the pads and no mention of them on the MOT cert and i know it's 8 months since the MOT but i have done less than 500 mile since then and this is the state on the pads Oh and there's fuck all wrong with the discs just rusty where the pads were not touching

I hear old 80s cars are exempt from the ulez charges so are now hot property. Just like Khan and his crew to push something through without checking out the backhanders. All about money, nothing else.

For the Spanish contingent on here- Stopped at a garage in Nunney Catch nr Frome to fuel up and saw Cheetos. I thought there must be some kind of mistake, like a label offering a a meal deal but no that is the price for one packet of crisps. I said to the cashier that’s insane. Bet you don’t sell many of those and she said you’d be amazed, we sell quite a lot of them! In what world is this a ‘deal’ ?!!

Is it refrigerated ?

Old diesels are fucked down here now … cause of the ukez Bollox

nothing wrong with a few chips i had chicken chips and gravy for tea last night

Nice topbox!

Bap with chips ........ chip buttie............... @skyrider is off to have a crafty wank now .............

Peak District is my absolute favorite

I have a sure fire way to meet women.

Looks like Sunday is going to be down to 26c for me!

He on Lidl,s website ..frozen section now

Yup just a money making scam .. if every one could get a classic car he would just come out with some made up Bollox to start charging them

Plenty of multi day rides but I can manage with a 40 litre tail pack and some washing powder

That's ok then, I think that's to be encouraged. She's right next door to where I advised you to go on holiday too.

Fer fucks sake, why on earth does anyone need that much storage on a bike? Apart from @XTreme that is?’

Baps are just soft bread rolls, butties are bread rolls that usually have chips in them

I know a few motorsport types, particularly a very good mapper. Through that guy, who doesn’t do shady stuff, I’ve met a guy who’s a shit tunner but very shady, he’s nicknamed the watchmaker, he mainly fixes clocks…

Webuyanycar.cunt more like. There’s making a profit and then there’s taking the piss. A mate of mine used to sell second hand cars around the corner from one of their depots and the new signage for WBAC was mistakenly delivered to my mate. He did quite nicely out of it until he got caught selling clocked cars…………£55,000 fine and a three year suspended sentence. WECLOCKAMYCAR.TWAT

You’re late, Portuguese TV has got three people on the scene, our president is over there too. Would be a real shame if something were to happen to the annoying clown!

You were lucky Dave, @Six30 would have offered you £1500 tops

I suppose you're right, but I don't think we'll go that far north.

@Marcel will be banging one out to this pic ...they got ice cream.

She looks great for 63 Bob and I must say that green blouse really suits you

@Pedro, Love you!! Thank you for joining!!

Biggest problem is no one will tell their friends what they have had done looks shit so everyone goes around thinking they look great because all their friends said so meanwhile everyone is slagging them off behind their back I’m talking about women here men will tell their friends something looks shit even if it looks good

Arse, cheeks, boobs and lips. It's sad that they have to try and look like a Kardashian, not a bloke. And yes there are many girls who leave themselves alone and good for them.

Cut off is the scary part in the new age But surely by 20 most girls are still OEM?

You're absolutly right Dave the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real. I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off

Real is what you probably are. Bugga what anyone else thinks. Everything around the age of 20 has been surgically interfered with.

Nah, I don’t want to end up on the Rothschild watch list like you are. (I can’t tell you how I know about that.)

You realise that @Six30 was just over the road with his telescope

Maybe one day you will get outside where the spy satellites can see you.

Topless painting?

Head to the Peak District if you get a chance, it’s a stunning place. That’s where we lived before moving to Spain.

My wife says I walk like a penguin when my back goes.

I don't have a afternoon kip either. ☺ Think I am kind of programmed from my last 10 years at work, was up most day days at 2am to be at work and on the road by 3am.

Living the dream

Still moving like crab but I just ate pizza for breakfast so it’s not all bad