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lucky you weren't flying tomorrow me and my retarded family could of been on your flight

That's cos @Slowlycatchymonkey has fecked off to Spain. @XTreme and @Skippy will get the shit weather now ............

Two guys on a Honda?

Hmm random seating has given me a middle seat (usual if you don’t pay for allocated seating) and my relief that the woman who plonked her tiny self next to me is very short lived as the perfume is a mixture of talc and piss. Public transport

Made it home just before nightfall...my buddy Dan deceided to stay one more night for the rally... Did mostly rural roads today...had to back track route 236 was a no go...completely wash out from the rain wensday..so I found and alternative route..215....should have used sun cream today..oh yes ...total mileage for the trip....2100 km..

Look at this fucking idiot , it’s up for £2995

I've been having a run on the bikes today not far just enough to warm them up, the old Africa Twin is running lovely and smooth again i wanted to just keep going on it but no tax or MOT made me head for home after a few miles. I was having a problem starting the dog and started dreading the thought of having to clean the carb on this as well, the usual procedure is full choke press starter it fires then ease the choke off, i tried everything choke on off and it was just churning over no sign of it firing. then i remembered it sometimes needs the fuel drained from the carb when its been left a while, so drained the carb and sure enough after a bit more churning it fired up. Took it for a little ride after washing it to dry it all out and as i pulled up to the house it suddenly dawned on me that i have a fitted a flat slide carb to this bike and the choke is now on the carb the choke lever on the handlebar is no longer connected to anything what a fucking plonker it's because the original choke setup is the same as the Africa Twins which i had been messing about with for the last couple of days. Just the XR to run now that hasn't been started for a month

Bit of a turn up.......a reprieve on the weather by lunchtime. But it's black and pissing down now though!

May see what state the scoot is in, flat battery and tyres I expect And the kids (our granddaughter) are back at school next week, and summer returns for a while. I may see what state the scoot is in, flat battery and tyre I expect, let is tick over for a little while.

It’s the talc that made him curious

It’s not one of your ex’s is it

I had a CB900F for a year or so and it was hideous. The bloody thing had been painted with silver Hammerite so at least it wasn’t going to rust! This is me and my Dutch mate on the outskirts of Rotterdam. We were both wankered but he couldn’t stand up properly so we chained his bike to a tree and he jumped on the back of mine. Our two girlfriends got a taxi and that’s how they took this photo. I should add that I was young and stupid and I think drink/driving wasn’t taboo in those days. Wouldn’t dream of doing now. Great memories………he married his girlfriend and they’re still together now. I didn’t.

As usual i got the dizzee Rascal gig thing all wrong apparently he was promoting his tour and played for free in Cardiff bay he turned up on a boat (shut up @busabeast) climbed onto the dock and played until the police turned up and then left on the boat nothing to do with the blue light thing that was something else, have i said i never listen to the wife before lol

Strange Day! we were supposed to have a storm and at 10AM it was absolutely black! But by 1PM it was bright blue skies and the sun was shining. So bearing in mind the grim forecast to come for the next week, I thought I'd better grab this chance to get out! Only out for an hour.......but it was better than being stuck in the house reading the mindless shit that you twats post! A Real Man's Motorcycle! In a Real Man's environment! With a Real Man's TopBox! Riding past the usual shit dwellings that Brits seem attracted to.... I know @Skippy wishes he'd bought one of these instead of that Tracer! I tried to zoom in a bit on these shots so @boboneleg and @Sir Fallsalot could see the tracks out there. Obviously if I had the right bike I'd be checking that shit out for sure! However, I don't......so I stayed on the tarmac! Because I know my limitations! So there you go, you can now moan about the bike, the top box, the tyres, and the music! But the reality is.......I'm actually out there doing it, while most of you can only talk about doing it. I'm here if anybody thinks they've got the cojones to hack riding with a man who's nearly 70......and also suffering from a Hernia. All within a bleak environment that takes no prisoners! But if you can't......that's OK! As I said, everybody needs to know their limitations! Tell 'em @Skippy!

Im going to go to Tescos tomorrow , fill my trolley up with £300 of food and when I get to the till im going to bid them, then £40

I always do the family barby on holiday … more than welcome if your local

Yebbut it will definitely be raining or sandstorm or fog or heatwave or hailstorm in Huescar

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The flights not full, I’m away from jumentous woman, RESULT!

A proper mate

Another fine sunshiny morning in the south west

The joys of dealing with the general public , she'll want it on instalments next

In-between riding and washing bikes today i done a job on the dog I've been meaning to do for years. The side stand sits horizontal and when riding through deep ruts with rocks in it gets pushed against the swing arm, you can see the piece of plastic i cable tied on there to protect the swing arm in the photo below and also the wear on the foot of the side stand where its been dragging on rocks. I ground the side stand stop until the stand moved above the swing arm out of the way like it is on dirt bikes and shortened the spring a little and blowing up my induction heater in the process i think i will replace it with a better one as it's really handy. While i was at it i welded a disc to the foot of the side stand to stop it sinking in soft ground something i had done in the past but had to cut it off when i found out it was hitting the swing arm and then applied a nice lick of paint to finish it off.

Ha ha well spotted Bob…….none of the gear and clearly no idea

Are you sure .................

Online orders only then.

Your arse is hanging out, bloody deviant.

ooh classaay Frighteningly sharp haircut to go with the fake nob and sports direct outfit though

you wouldn't need your stealth mode.... mine would kick in , i couldn't be seen near any one wearing Crocs

your about 200 miles from where im staying

I have a stealth mode that keeps the slider wearing plebs well away.

No ginger so not mine!

I feel a lot more comfortable in Spain than I do in the UK so traitor it is

Last time I tracked the first three down (Summer 2004) they were in Bristol as it happens. They'd all be in their 40's now though!

Calling Spain "home"? That's a positive! Unfortunately, Gammons will now call you a traitor!

Nearly home Feels like it’s been a loonnng time.

Yerp and that makes me chuckle

Dicey today but still 7 hours of sunshine, tomoz not much cop but after that dandy.

Miss Jumentous must have been late 50’s early 60’s but and smell didn’t put off the 30ish year old man she was with.. any of your offspring in Bristol Pete?

Stay away … unless you have had a proper scan how the fuck do they know that they are pulling twisting and cracking the right bits

The sky is looking pretty grim at the moment.....and so is the forecast for next week.

Did she smell of fish?

The build up to TOTY has started!

He preferred holding on to you drunk, over sharing a taxi with two girls?