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Serviced the tracer today. Changing the plugs was turning into a right ball ache till I noticed I can unbolt the rad and air breather unit and get at them. Once out they weren't too bad but fitted the new anyway. Was thinking about balancing the throttle bodies but that means tank off and using a remote tank or extended fuel lines. Might let the shop sort that one as I can't be arsed. Put some link pipes between the carbs on the GT125 this afternoon and once I switch the fuel on it pissed out the overflow on the right carb. Off again strip out and clean and alls well again.

To be straight, when it's warm like this I cannot get my wife to leave the bungalow, unless there is a pool or the sea involved. So once again, done nothing, been nowhere.

Zzzaks life.

Shame Pete’s got a spare ticket to his favourite an(nu)al show https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2023/08/31/controversy-over-comedy-bullfighting-show-featuring-dwarf-matadors-as-president-of-spains-murcia-region-gets-asked-to-block-it/amp/

I don't even bother unlocking the front door, I know full well we won't be going through it.

Probably better than England at the moment mate.

Well, it is a lovely topbox

That’s no way to talk about a lady, Marcel

I have been loitering on here today.......been nowhere........done nothing......nothing to report.

You surprise me, I would have thought a nice little Royal Enfield or another developing countries bike would have been right up your street

Fuckmine, I've stumbled onto some sort of airy fairy craft forum .........................

Seems like the usual Skippy Did you lose your ball in the rough again?

When I see little shits like him I appreciate mercy killings. Fucking ungrateful little scrote. Can you tell I’m having a bad day?

Been busy setting the house back up for the coming year. When unpacking Angelica The Drunken Elf Angel (yes, yes I'm mentioning Christmas in September, shoot me) I noticed she might have been dragged through the odd hedge backwards after swigging too much gluhwein out of her paper bag last year. Her skirt n hat were crushed and skewiff and her lights had gone out so I've been fixing her up before Santa see's her and hands her her marching orders. Hand gathered 6 meters of glitter tulle, fixed her lights and told her to keep her battery pack in her pants, no-one wants to see that. Before - and after - Bet the debauched sot doesn't appreciated a bit of it. What? waste time? me? Never. Do something productive instead? Mañana

You saddo's.

Built by my ancestors.

I know nothing about rugby, but I do know that they are serious about it, they scream the national anthem at the beginning too with full lyrics, and seem to never give up. They seem to get the respect of the teams that beat them, but as you can imagine rugby isn't significant as a national sport here.

In all fairness , I have been mostly drunk for 3 days

Fixed that for you.

You’re not wrong Pete.

Well who wouldn't be disappointed by accidentally buying bike that isn't a Honda ay Pete?

Hmm. Fixing things is fixing things regardless of materials, you'll have to look past your fairy bias

Still gutted that he didn't buy a CB500X when he bought the Tracer!

Don’t be daft, it’s not THAT serious.

Sometimes you see a kid and you know hell will be in their future https://www.facebook.com/reel/219030227256278?sfnsn=scwspwa

After a fight too

Mine won’t leave the house despite my best efforts. Note to self. Must try harder.

One thing I notice! @Six30 and @Slowlycatchymonkey both came to Spain at the same time.......and no sign of either of them now!

WTF is going on here today you wankers?

It's played here as well.....they're not very good at it though!

Munter of the year?

Wyll you guys were busy wanking yourselves...I was out riding again....with my all american cruiser...never had so many compliments on the bike..mostly from harley owners....funny cause the only see the bike from rear..

Not seen no midgets … I don’t put my self in dangerous bumming situations … or any bumming situation

No sign of Six here.....midgets got him?

I was just off Fishguard quay today, pity i was working though perfect weather for sitting in a beer garden

and that's different from normal how?

Just send them to Africa anyway, land a cargo plane in Libya and herd them off then take off, who are they going to complain to, they'll be in the slave markets by sundown.

This is a photo op! As I was riding past the train chugging along the other side I stopped just for you:

I have TOTY in the bag. Trailer of the year.

The electronics are awesome on the modern bikes until............................. they go wrong. Then it's game over for your average Joe (joanne) unless you want to be fleeced by main dealer prices

The Douro train, with a Diesel locomotive as it goes through places where it’s not practical to have electricity. The historic steam one this replaced still works for tourists too.