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Everyone has a better bike than you.

She's stuck here now cos the boys have got school places. And Jake's got a better bike than me now.

Yes indeed it is but what better than to be near your useful techie mate, fluent in Spanish with a direct line to all the brit teabags in Spain.

Got to break into my shed ....locked it up with keys inside.....only have a spare key for one of the padlocks.

well you know what they say you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire

Why don't you get a Spanish bike that you can keep there? @Skippy could find you some hideous third world POS no bother!

Trying to make us bite … yeh right , you’re just a typical Welsh bloke … Snapped in half you would have the word Labour in red running through you like a sea side piece of rock .. you Nuckle dragging Boomer

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Saturday...watch the World Superbikes...maybe do the food shopping. Sunday....the outlaws are calling in to tell us what a absolutely fantastic time they had on holiday.

…………..it’s a struggle some days but I keep persevering with the 🏍️

I do what ever the fuck I like … , I’ll just come over on a dinghy and give your details when I wash up in the shore …

That will change soon …. Nieghbour

I was given a hours pass. when I was in my teens this was a 10ft wide river.

Well @Skippy is getting bummed then.

I can honestly say I couldn’t get in a car and drive for anything other than hunger or an emergency

Come in the car and say hello anyway

Perfect, see you then cunty

It was a close run thing mate but take it as a positive that I chose you over DIY, gardening or talking to the wife. How about meeting up in Oria, I haven’t been there for ages. We can drink coffee and slag everyone off.

Thanks Ray.......so I'm more marginally more interesting than staring at your living room walls?

Well that was easy, so easy that I don't know why I bother locking it.

It’s just the EU being as difficult with the uk as they can…. There is rumblings of Spain wanting it back how it was , but it’s the eu they are dealing with https://www.euronews.com/travel/2022/11/10/spain-wants-to-scrap-90-day-rule-for-british-tourists-allowing-them-to-stay-indefinitely

Name a town, I'm not sure. We'll go to Liverpool and ride through to catch a ferry to the Isle of Man, then catch it back and spend a few days riding around going south again visiting a few of Sofia's friends. If the weather remains sunny we might go further north to Scotland, but if it turns to rain at the time we won't.

This looks familiar.. @XTreme is this not you or you copying photos from internet ?

Winter special....17 g Can ...it's a steal.

Don't look too bad here as long as I can get out early...... I've got some work on tomorrow so it looks like Sunday will be the day! What you lot doing?

The fact he did have a bike worth keeping, even though it wasn't proving very reliable. Hang on, like many KTMs.

Can you give me a link to this aforementioned "credibility" Dave?

It's an involved bureaucratic process that goes on for years.....and involves passing Language exams and general knowledge of Spain exams. I could piss through the exams (wife couldn't though) but at nearly 70 I can't be arsed with that shit!

Now the land locked comments make sense i could have sworn i read you had changed your passport. i cant see there being any chance of Welsh Independence, the welsh government are fucking up wales more than any English one has LOL. If you have no intention of coming back why not just change it, seems like your holding yourself back a document doesn't make you welsh you were born here nobody can take that away from you.

The wife left for Copenhagen for 4 days today so I've been left unsupervised again, i have so many things i want to do without the supervision i don't know where to start LOL

yep i have done that when leaving our house on a gs 550

Quite possibly the worst drop I’ve ever seen proffered as an actual adult drink in my life, shame on you!

Cos I don’t want a honda zzzz And not even considering breaking the rules so no need to put my head above the water!

Goddam that actually looks worth the ride. Shame I got no bike!

Nuffin’ planned so I might pop up towards @XTreme and see if the old duffer is still breathing.

I thought I'd better put some petrol in the bike cos the last time was in July!

Hang about you could too be the shaggy dancing with scooby lookalike in the background of the pic too he is also sporting a watch om his left wrist

Got to keep momentum going.......and they bite every time!

Yeh the Twat said it was him but couldn’t remember the bird

Hmm has he been rumbled nicking pics off the net?

My wife calls her sister Mrs. Bucket.....Carbon copy.

Nice weather but it just isn’t the same here with no bike. Cars suck!

Careful, the FPM will report him.

You see this is another thing i'm going on about, you couldn't of wanted to move to Spain that much because if you really wanted something you would do what you could to get it, like you did getting your boy out of Poland. What it looks like your saying here is though is you moved there because it was easy hence why your trying to justify moving there. I'm just saying

That's exactly what i'm trying to say thank you @Slowlycatchymonkey Pete you followed your dreams and moved to Spain and i admire you for that but when you keep suggesting that we're living in a shit hole and your living the dream and slagging off the UK at every opportunity it just makes it looks like your trying to justify your decision to move there to me, but from where i'm sitting looking in i have it a damn sight better. Now Skippy on the other hand looks like he's living the Spanish dream and enjoying his retirement there.

Lets be having the piratey singing then..

After tonight's run I have decided to keep the scoot......did not fancy a trip to Wolverhampton anyway, they talk really funny down there.